Leftists used to agree that you could divide "leftist" into as many sub categories as there are people. However some have argued that since one leftist mind can be divided against itself, there are infinite divisions. The finitist faction accused them of revisionism, leading to a splinter, however…

Remember kids, if you stay resentful nothing bad happens to you; in fact the person you resent will slowly get a migraine

Elisabeth's correspondence with Descartes as a sex joke

Descartes: "I am a thinking and unextended thing"
Elisabeth: "you seem pretty extended to me"

“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said

I'm going to start using "writ large" in sentences a lot and see how long it takes my friends to notice.

Cristians think that evil exists because women decided to listen to a snake and invent sex

But I’ve seen Madoka Magica and I know that actually evil exist because, despite the infinite love and solidarity girls have for each other, obsession is a slightly more powerful emotion, + listening to a cat

If I didn’t know any better I’d think people have an innate quality to come together to build something bigger than themselves; but actually that’s just an illusion generated by millions of cynical actors inflating their ego by tricking others. Too bad collectivism is impossible 🤔