Katelynne Markwardt
@kateincharacter.bsky.social
Just a gal trying. Occasionally Acting. Novice rock licker ⚒️🪨 @kateincharacter on Insta
Ever since I got a new blender I have been an absolute menace with my smoothie combinations. I thought banana + carrot was a novel idea and it is very much NOT as unique as I thought, just delicious.
September 2, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Ever since I got a new blender I have been an absolute menace with my smoothie combinations. I thought banana + carrot was a novel idea and it is very much NOT as unique as I thought, just delicious.
I’ve done one 5k and I already have several slated for the rest of the year… I am going to turn into a gel eating, vest wearing douche. I can already see it through my polarized, wrap-around, mega douche goggles.
June 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I’ve done one 5k and I already have several slated for the rest of the year… I am going to turn into a gel eating, vest wearing douche. I can already see it through my polarized, wrap-around, mega douche goggles.
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Something changed in me and I love mushrooms now.
April 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Something changed in me and I love mushrooms now.
Are my rods and cones deceiving me??? What is wrong with the new HBO logo ☹️
April 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Are my rods and cones deceiving me??? What is wrong with the new HBO logo ☹️
I know the tea station in a hotel HATES to see me coming
March 31, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I know the tea station in a hotel HATES to see me coming
I would give BOTH of my pinky toes and maybe a big toe to be an extra in Severance S3, phalanges are way overrated anyway.
March 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I would give BOTH of my pinky toes and maybe a big toe to be an extra in Severance S3, phalanges are way overrated anyway.
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The most punk thing you can be nowadays is an optimist
January 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The most punk thing you can be nowadays is an optimist
A few people in the theater laughed at the Nosferatu ending, made me feel like a real tortured artist.
January 22, 2025 at 4:30 AM
A few people in the theater laughed at the Nosferatu ending, made me feel like a real tortured artist.
I’ve always wanted to dabble in puppetry and it’s actually pretty “easy” to make your own 🤯. I need some fleece, thread, foam and fiber fill!! STAT. If all else fails, thank God for Etsy.
January 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I’ve always wanted to dabble in puppetry and it’s actually pretty “easy” to make your own 🤯. I need some fleece, thread, foam and fiber fill!! STAT. If all else fails, thank God for Etsy.
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logging yet another holiday movie because it’s just that time of year 🎄☃️❄️
December 22, 2024 at 6:03 PM
logging yet another holiday movie because it’s just that time of year 🎄☃️❄️
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Write that thing. Pluck it outta your soul with rusty pliers. Hit the keyboard like it owes you money. Write whenever, wherever you can. Tell your story. Make the words dance. Whatever you want—a novel, a short story, an agent, a movie—it all starts with the writing.
December 12, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Write that thing. Pluck it outta your soul with rusty pliers. Hit the keyboard like it owes you money. Write whenever, wherever you can. Tell your story. Make the words dance. Whatever you want—a novel, a short story, an agent, a movie—it all starts with the writing.
Waiting for that booking or releasing email….
a close up of a man with glasses saying i release you
ALT: a close up of a man with glasses saying i release you
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Waiting for that booking or releasing email….
One easy source of joy that supports the USPS is filling up the prepaid envelopes with even more junk mail and sending it back to them 😇
December 9, 2024 at 7:58 PM
One easy source of joy that supports the USPS is filling up the prepaid envelopes with even more junk mail and sending it back to them 😇
I don’t have a fancy lighting setup… I use 2-3 desk lamps with Supernova-level bulbs & all I can think about is the interview where Elle Fanning said her contacts melted into her eyes because of the lights + having to not blink. I think my optometrist would revoke my contacts privilege FOREVER.
December 9, 2024 at 12:07 AM
I don’t have a fancy lighting setup… I use 2-3 desk lamps with Supernova-level bulbs & all I can think about is the interview where Elle Fanning said her contacts melted into her eyes because of the lights + having to not blink. I think my optometrist would revoke my contacts privilege FOREVER.
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watching seventeen minutes of How I Met Your Mother through a stranger’s living room window
December 8, 2024 at 10:18 PM
watching seventeen minutes of How I Met Your Mother through a stranger’s living room window
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Why would you watch Avatar when you could watch Fern Gully?
December 6, 2024 at 2:51 AM
Why would you watch Avatar when you could watch Fern Gully?
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i am very diligent about my annual eye exam and dentist appointments every six months. the rest of my body, however, can get fucked
December 3, 2024 at 7:19 PM
i am very diligent about my annual eye exam and dentist appointments every six months. the rest of my body, however, can get fucked
How much Chamomille tea, Chloraseltic spray does one need to dampen the sounds one can only describe as a frogs in a blender. And a feeling of tiny glass shards in ones throat, in order to film a self-tape? 🤕
December 3, 2024 at 5:10 PM
How much Chamomille tea, Chloraseltic spray does one need to dampen the sounds one can only describe as a frogs in a blender. And a feeling of tiny glass shards in ones throat, in order to film a self-tape? 🤕
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I think we're going to see a HUGE proliferation of #horror over the next four years. We will need the catharsis, and of all sorts: splatterpunk, weird, cosmic/eldritch, folk/cult, Gothic, and bubblegum, to name a few. Horror contains multitudes. Horror can heal. Horror lets us know we aren't alone.
December 2, 2024 at 3:44 PM
I think we're going to see a HUGE proliferation of #horror over the next four years. We will need the catharsis, and of all sorts: splatterpunk, weird, cosmic/eldritch, folk/cult, Gothic, and bubblegum, to name a few. Horror contains multitudes. Horror can heal. Horror lets us know we aren't alone.
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this is definitely one of the space pics of all time
November 29, 2024 at 2:24 AM
this is definitely one of the space pics of all time