KatieIsCrafty
@katieiscrafty.bsky.social
Maker of things, former a lot of stuff, Certified Aunt Katie, cats, plants, handmade biz, assorted shenanigans.
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🎶I like butt phrenology
And I cannot lie,
Actual experts will deny,
But the lumps on your
Glute ain’t that moot,
This shit is nuts
And I cannot lie,
Actual experts will deny,
But the lumps on your
Glute ain’t that moot,
This shit is nuts
I *know* I shouldn’t share the NYPost but I got served this BUTT PHRENOLOGY article
!!!!
And people should know that we have entered the era of BUTT PHRENOLOGY
!!!!
!!!!
And people should know that we have entered the era of BUTT PHRENOLOGY
!!!!
How a bigger-looking butt could be a sneaky sign of autism and ADHD
Your backside might reveal a thing or two about your brain.
nypost.com
December 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
🎶I like butt phrenology
And I cannot lie,
Actual experts will deny,
But the lumps on your
Glute ain’t that moot,
This shit is nuts
And I cannot lie,
Actual experts will deny,
But the lumps on your
Glute ain’t that moot,
This shit is nuts
I wonder if anyone has tracked the utilization changes in Buy Nothing groups for the week after Christmas compared to the rest of the year.
December 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I wonder if anyone has tracked the utilization changes in Buy Nothing groups for the week after Christmas compared to the rest of the year.
Maiden coffee voyage.
December 27, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Maiden coffee voyage.
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Virginia is subsidizing a multi-trillion dollar industry with a $1.6B tax break at a time when we’re trying to determine how we’re going to backfill the federal cuts to SNAP and Medicaid.
Once again, I’ll be introducing a budget amendment to end this exemption.
www.bizjournals.com/washington/n...
Once again, I’ll be introducing a budget amendment to end this exemption.
www.bizjournals.com/washington/n...
Virginia's data center tax abatement surges to estimated $1.6 billion in fiscal 2025 - Washington Business Journal
Virginia's data center sales tax exemption hit a new milestone in fiscal 2025, cracking a staggering $1.6 billion in foregone sales and use tax revenue, per a new report.
www.bizjournals.com
December 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Virginia is subsidizing a multi-trillion dollar industry with a $1.6B tax break at a time when we’re trying to determine how we’re going to backfill the federal cuts to SNAP and Medicaid.
Once again, I’ll be introducing a budget amendment to end this exemption.
www.bizjournals.com/washington/n...
Once again, I’ll be introducing a budget amendment to end this exemption.
www.bizjournals.com/washington/n...
Our immediate neighbor has a dog that has skilz at getting out of her fence, and who loves her and really hates most everyone else (but does not bite/charge). When she goes to work, she always secures both of her dogs in the house. The dog is out, so I think it broke a door/window. 😬
December 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Our immediate neighbor has a dog that has skilz at getting out of her fence, and who loves her and really hates most everyone else (but does not bite/charge). When she goes to work, she always secures both of her dogs in the house. The dog is out, so I think it broke a door/window. 😬
At least I bought myself the mug I wanted.
December 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
At least I bought myself the mug I wanted.
No ghosts last night, maybe tonight I will get lucky.
December 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
No ghosts last night, maybe tonight I will get lucky.
I forgot to tell y’all: apparently, I have a real hater! They went into a shop that carries my work and told the owner all about it. I really feel like I have made it in life. Merry Christmas, I hope your three ghosts are rad.
a girl in a yellow dress is holding an umbrella in the rain with the word salty below her
Alt: The Morton’s salt girl in a yellow dress is holding an umbrella in the rain with the word salty below her
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I forgot to tell y’all: apparently, I have a real hater! They went into a shop that carries my work and told the owner all about it. I really feel like I have made it in life. Merry Christmas, I hope your three ghosts are rad.
I just gave my house a half-assed clean, which is 3x the ass I wanted to give it.
December 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I just gave my house a half-assed clean, which is 3x the ass I wanted to give it.
Hibernation project sorted.
December 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Hibernation project sorted.
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Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise.
Happy winter solstice! Never give up.
Happy winter solstice! Never give up.
December 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise.
Happy winter solstice! Never give up.
Happy winter solstice! Never give up.
I am home from my final event for 2025. Hibernation begins NOW.
December 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I am home from my final event for 2025. Hibernation begins NOW.
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SUCK IT, DARKNESS. WE'RE TAKING IT ALL BACK NOW.
S O L S T I C E.
December 21, 2025 at 6:01 AM
SUCK IT, DARKNESS. WE'RE TAKING IT ALL BACK NOW.
Another real banger, and this time for solstice
December 21, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Another real banger, and this time for solstice
I just went into “public,” I believe it is time for my pre-holiday hibernation because EVERYONE HAS LOST THEIR FUCKING MINDS.
December 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I just went into “public,” I believe it is time for my pre-holiday hibernation because EVERYONE HAS LOST THEIR FUCKING MINDS.
Someone asked me why I was *so* heavily prioritizing dealing with my health shit asap, and it is because I don’t trust these fuckers for anything.
BREAKING: RFKJr directs that the US instantly stop recommending all vaccinations for children. www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...
Under RFK Jr., U.S. plans to stop recommending most vaccines, defer to doctors
The plan, which is not finalized, suggests children get fewer shots and shifts to a model telling parents to consult doctors to make their own vaccine choices.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 20, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Someone asked me why I was *so* heavily prioritizing dealing with my health shit asap, and it is because I don’t trust these fuckers for anything.
Finding a small programmable coffee maker with a metal carafe was harder than I expected. I had no idea how popular the pod things are.
homer simpson is holding a glass in front of a framed picture
Alt: Grandpa Sinpson yelling at clouds.
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Finding a small programmable coffee maker with a metal carafe was harder than I expected. I had no idea how popular the pod things are.
Did this semi-sentient sack of shit just announce the fucking Hunger Games?
December 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Did this semi-sentient sack of shit just announce the fucking Hunger Games?
Tuneline cleanse.
Older Cat started on some kitty prozac. Possibly related (?), she allowed younger cat to sit near her and share a sunbeam. Happy Thursday
Older Cat started on some kitty prozac. Possibly related (?), she allowed younger cat to sit near her and share a sunbeam. Happy Thursday
December 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Tuneline cleanse.
Older Cat started on some kitty prozac. Possibly related (?), she allowed younger cat to sit near her and share a sunbeam. Happy Thursday
Older Cat started on some kitty prozac. Possibly related (?), she allowed younger cat to sit near her and share a sunbeam. Happy Thursday
I don’t want to be a jerk, but nine days before the biggest gift-giving holiday is not the time to have a great idea for a custom order.
December 17, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I don’t want to be a jerk, but nine days before the biggest gift-giving holiday is not the time to have a great idea for a custom order.
Apparently it “isn’t” the winery, but it is the winery.
December 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Apparently it “isn’t” the winery, but it is the winery.
This Reiner situation is so awful. I feel terrible for their family and friends.
December 15, 2025 at 8:41 PM
This Reiner situation is so awful. I feel terrible for their family and friends.
I emptied my car. Please clap.
December 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I emptied my car. Please clap.
The fucking winery down the street from us is trying to get our road paved. I am going to have an aneurysm. The only way I would consider agreeing to that is if there are speed humps every three feet.
December 15, 2025 at 2:40 PM
The fucking winery down the street from us is trying to get our road paved. I am going to have an aneurysm. The only way I would consider agreeing to that is if there are speed humps every three feet.
In the last two days, I have had over 150 transactions. For non-craft-show people, that is a lot, and I am grateful and very tired.
December 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
In the last two days, I have had over 150 transactions. For non-craft-show people, that is a lot, and I am grateful and very tired.