For my sweet virtual child Pickles, I’ll drink water and stretch and clean my glasses.

I would never suggest that anyone do anything unlawful - certainly not right here, in front of God and everybody. So remember the first rules of firearm and internet safety: Treat every gun like it’s loaded… and every poster who calls for crime a cop.

If you can’t make “maybe we should have a Constitution” popular, fucking resign and make room for those who will.