katre
@katre.henchmonkey.org
Software engineer and bassist (one of these pays, one of these is fun). Lives in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn. He/him.
Formerly @katre on the birdsite, currently also on Mastodon as @[email protected]
Formerly @katre on the birdsite, currently also on Mastodon as @[email protected]
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Sometimes, the cats are in prison for cat crimes. But on their side of the fence there is a cat, and on our side, there is none. Who is truly imprisoned, and who is the jailer?
December 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Sometimes, the cats are in prison for cat crimes. But on their side of the fence there is a cat, and on our side, there is none. Who is truly imprisoned, and who is the jailer?
Sure but I'm much more upset if one of those locations gets a little razed.
December 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Sure but I'm much more upset if one of those locations gets a little razed.
Where do you plan to release the creature? Whether it's going to be in Yosemite or downtown Washington DC does affect how willing I am to concede to your demands.
December 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Where do you plan to release the creature? Whether it's going to be in Yosemite or downtown Washington DC does affect how willing I am to concede to your demands.
World's most artistic suicide pact.
December 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
World's most artistic suicide pact.
Do you burn the clothes after, or is that still too much risk of spreading the contamination?
December 2, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Do you burn the clothes after, or is that still too much risk of spreading the contamination?
John Barnes wants his schtick back.
November 19, 2025 at 1:59 AM
John Barnes wants his schtick back.
Somewhere, Rob Liefield just perked up and started looking around the room.
November 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Somewhere, Rob Liefield just perked up and started looking around the room.
I really want a Midnight Society Explainer for that and Diane Duane in the walls and all the other accumulated bits.
November 11, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I really want a Midnight Society Explainer for that and Diane Duane in the walls and all the other accumulated bits.
I always flip back and forth on whether it actually helps that they don't announce the track until 10 minutes before departure, so suddenly there's a voice announcement, a hundred people head to try and join the forming queue, and everyone else stands around in confusion.
November 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I always flip back and forth on whether it actually helps that they don't announce the track until 10 minutes before departure, so suddenly there's a voice announcement, a hundred people head to try and join the forming queue, and everyone else stands around in confusion.
They seem to think the "or die" part is a threat, not a consequence.
November 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
They seem to think the "or die" part is a threat, not a consequence.
The amazing thing is, even a dictator needs a functional civil service, and they don't even seem to realize that! It really put a lid on the (already discredited) "4-D chess" theory
November 8, 2025 at 2:52 PM
The amazing thing is, even a dictator needs a functional civil service, and they don't even seem to realize that! It really put a lid on the (already discredited) "4-D chess" theory
Sorry, I'm too busy trying to get away from this creepy doll.
November 8, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Sorry, I'm too busy trying to get away from this creepy doll.
I once flew a 14 hour United flight from Tokyo to NYC where every single meal service item contained pork.
I'm Muslim. I ordered a halal meal. It didn't exist.
It was a very very hungry katre that landed that day.
I'm Muslim. I ordered a halal meal. It didn't exist.
It was a very very hungry katre that landed that day.
November 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I once flew a 14 hour United flight from Tokyo to NYC where every single meal service item contained pork.
I'm Muslim. I ordered a halal meal. It didn't exist.
It was a very very hungry katre that landed that day.
I'm Muslim. I ordered a halal meal. It didn't exist.
It was a very very hungry katre that landed that day.
I mean, I'd vote for that.
November 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I mean, I'd vote for that.
I was thinking this morning about how huge Nyancat was, and now it's just gone.
November 3, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I was thinking this morning about how huge Nyancat was, and now it's just gone.
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one thing I’ve learned over the years is that 80% of people don’t understand how percentages work and the other 30% don’t care
October 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
one thing I’ve learned over the years is that 80% of people don’t understand how percentages work and the other 30% don’t care
There are dozens of us. Dozens!
October 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
There are dozens of us. Dozens!
Okay, so you're clearly being held hostage. Cough once if they want a ransom, and twice if they're forcing you to break into the Louvre.
October 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Okay, so you're clearly being held hostage. Cough once if they want a ransom, and twice if they're forcing you to break into the Louvre.