Kevin Barger
@kbarg12.bsky.social
"Every single day when I wake up and put my feet on the floor, my job is to not betray myself." -Viola Davis
May 12, 2025 at 7:27 AM
"Every single day when I wake up and put my feet on the floor, my job is to not betray myself." -Viola Davis
Self-esteem is the *reputation* you have with yourself. It's not about liking yourself. Everyone is self-conscious about something. What sort of reputation do you hold with yourself?
March 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Self-esteem is the *reputation* you have with yourself. It's not about liking yourself. Everyone is self-conscious about something. What sort of reputation do you hold with yourself?
A bear does not have two right arms, I don't care what the constitution says.
March 15, 2025 at 2:23 PM
A bear does not have two right arms, I don't care what the constitution says.
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Saying : "I'm the black sheep of the family"
Tired.
Old school.
Purposefully isolating.
Saying : "I'm the shiny Pokemon of the family"
Rare.
Powerful.
Implies you're beautiful and interesting.
Tired.
Old school.
Purposefully isolating.
Saying : "I'm the shiny Pokemon of the family"
Rare.
Powerful.
Implies you're beautiful and interesting.
February 27, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Saying : "I'm the black sheep of the family"
Tired.
Old school.
Purposefully isolating.
Saying : "I'm the shiny Pokemon of the family"
Rare.
Powerful.
Implies you're beautiful and interesting.
Tired.
Old school.
Purposefully isolating.
Saying : "I'm the shiny Pokemon of the family"
Rare.
Powerful.
Implies you're beautiful and interesting.
Gill Beat or Jill Beat would be an awesome drag king/queen name. (GLBT)
February 27, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Gill Beat or Jill Beat would be an awesome drag king/queen name. (GLBT)
If I'm ever decapitated, I want my last words to be, "I'll be heading off now."
February 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
If I'm ever decapitated, I want my last words to be, "I'll be heading off now."
I had an ADHD follow-up appointment today at 11 that I completely forgot about. They called me to reschedule, and I'm thinking "isn't the fact I forgot about the appointment proof enough of my ADHD?"
February 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I had an ADHD follow-up appointment today at 11 that I completely forgot about. They called me to reschedule, and I'm thinking "isn't the fact I forgot about the appointment proof enough of my ADHD?"
Y'all, I just made a Cheesesteak that's literally the size of my forearm.
February 7, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Y'all, I just made a Cheesesteak that's literally the size of my forearm.
Penguins are always made to look like they're innocent little creatures being bullied by seals. But penguins are, themselves, predators. They kinda deserve it.
February 3, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Penguins are always made to look like they're innocent little creatures being bullied by seals. But penguins are, themselves, predators. They kinda deserve it.
When he comes in from the cold and his cheeks are red. 🫠
January 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
When he comes in from the cold and his cheeks are red. 🫠
I just woke up from the best dream where Elon Musk was deported with his assets seized and health insurance CEOs were being arrested for mass murder. If anyone needs me, I'm going back to sleep.
January 26, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I just woke up from the best dream where Elon Musk was deported with his assets seized and health insurance CEOs were being arrested for mass murder. If anyone needs me, I'm going back to sleep.
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One thing Bluesky has reminded me of is how social media can be really useful *before it goes evil*. Facebook was like this ~10-15 years ago. Like, I remember back when I used to watch my stat counters, you could post to Facebook and immediately get a lot of traffic.
January 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
One thing Bluesky has reminded me of is how social media can be really useful *before it goes evil*. Facebook was like this ~10-15 years ago. Like, I remember back when I used to watch my stat counters, you could post to Facebook and immediately get a lot of traffic.
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I need someone to invent a bizarro Costco, geared towards people who live alone. I wanna be able to buy two slices of bread, three eggs, one serving of cereal, a shot glass full of marinara. When will someone start catering to us?!?
January 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I need someone to invent a bizarro Costco, geared towards people who live alone. I wanna be able to buy two slices of bread, three eggs, one serving of cereal, a shot glass full of marinara. When will someone start catering to us?!?
How long we gotta wait for Facebook to become a shitty music site a la MySpace?
January 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
How long we gotta wait for Facebook to become a shitty music site a la MySpace?
I was playing Tropico 6 but running a dictatorship became too close to real life so now I'm playing Cities Skylines because I need that benevolent government escapism.
January 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I was playing Tropico 6 but running a dictatorship became too close to real life so now I'm playing Cities Skylines because I need that benevolent government escapism.
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January 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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If you see someone post about something they're excited about and your first thought is to insert yourself into the conversation to tell them that you don't like it, you are a clown and it's time to return to the circus 🤡
January 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
If you see someone post about something they're excited about and your first thought is to insert yourself into the conversation to tell them that you don't like it, you are a clown and it's time to return to the circus 🤡
My ADHD brain when doing school stuff: "I really should be working and making money right now."
When working and making money: "I really should be doing school stuff right now."
When working and making money: "I really should be doing school stuff right now."
January 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
My ADHD brain when doing school stuff: "I really should be working and making money right now."
When working and making money: "I really should be doing school stuff right now."
When working and making money: "I really should be doing school stuff right now."
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All those kids that got yelled at for padding their word count are really having the last laugh writing all these recipe web pages
January 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
All those kids that got yelled at for padding their word count are really having the last laugh writing all these recipe web pages
This meme seems appropriate for my first post here. I'm in the process of weaning myself off of Facebook because of their "anti-fact checking" stance that says that calling gay and trans people "mentally ill" is okay.
January 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
This meme seems appropriate for my first post here. I'm in the process of weaning myself off of Facebook because of their "anti-fact checking" stance that says that calling gay and trans people "mentally ill" is okay.