Keith Edwards
@kedwards.bsky.social
Librarian, academic, author of horror/adventure/gothic short novels and stories, Taekwondoin, beer enthusiast, father of 2, He/Him.
Oh that’s a horrible idea! I did mushrooms once at a house party and we just barely skirted out of the way of a rage spiral when some jackass no one remembered inviting took over the stereo and put on heavy metal.
December 1, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Oh that’s a horrible idea! I did mushrooms once at a house party and we just barely skirted out of the way of a rage spiral when some jackass no one remembered inviting took over the stereo and put on heavy metal.
Trump: what is that, my big toe?
Doctor: that’s your brain, sir. And it’s not supposed to look like that. It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you, you’re in serious jeopardy!
Trump: I like jeopardy. Alex Trebek, he was famous you know? Don’t know why they replaced him with that other guy.
Doctor: that’s your brain, sir. And it’s not supposed to look like that. It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you, you’re in serious jeopardy!
Trump: I like jeopardy. Alex Trebek, he was famous you know? Don’t know why they replaced him with that other guy.
December 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Trump: what is that, my big toe?
Doctor: that’s your brain, sir. And it’s not supposed to look like that. It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you, you’re in serious jeopardy!
Trump: I like jeopardy. Alex Trebek, he was famous you know? Don’t know why they replaced him with that other guy.
Doctor: that’s your brain, sir. And it’s not supposed to look like that. It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you, you’re in serious jeopardy!
Trump: I like jeopardy. Alex Trebek, he was famous you know? Don’t know why they replaced him with that other guy.
It’s what they said for decades was the result of liberal affirmative action. They made it up but repeated it so many times that it became gospel, like the welfare queens and post-birth abortion.
December 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
It’s what they said for decades was the result of liberal affirmative action. They made it up but repeated it so many times that it became gospel, like the welfare queens and post-birth abortion.
So nothing of value was lost.
November 30, 2025 at 3:31 PM
So nothing of value was lost.
There’s a good story in there somewhere but the editing, pacing and soundtrack did not do it any service. But it was fun to see 3 of the biggest actors from the 90s mixing it up.
November 30, 2025 at 4:38 AM
There’s a good story in there somewhere but the editing, pacing and soundtrack did not do it any service. But it was fun to see 3 of the biggest actors from the 90s mixing it up.
Oh no they’re all about to get dosed with PCP!
November 30, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Oh no they’re all about to get dosed with PCP!
The spacecraft is but the sphere isn’t.
November 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
The spacecraft is but the sphere isn’t.
All betting apps.
November 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
All betting apps.
Just watched the Abyss right before this and it wishes it had Abyss vibes. That movie is impeccable.
November 30, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Just watched the Abyss right before this and it wishes it had Abyss vibes. That movie is impeccable.
I know I saw it when it came out but I’m drawing a complete blank.
November 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I know I saw it when it came out but I’m drawing a complete blank.
My wife just asked if kids these days still have to read *that* book, with all the invective those stars imply.
November 30, 2025 at 2:24 AM
My wife just asked if kids these days still have to read *that* book, with all the invective those stars imply.
All the thefts that required basic items being locker up turned out to be made up, just so stores could cut hours for workers.
November 30, 2025 at 1:28 AM
All the thefts that required basic items being locker up turned out to be made up, just so stores could cut hours for workers.
My university is having a tough time finding anyone for a position in AI scholarship. The job has been posted for almost a year.
November 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
My university is having a tough time finding anyone for a position in AI scholarship. The job has been posted for almost a year.
My 8, year old insists we watch the Abyss, which means I’m going straight to Sphere after that. It’s an underwater double feature!
November 29, 2025 at 11:58 PM
My 8, year old insists we watch the Abyss, which means I’m going straight to Sphere after that. It’s an underwater double feature!
I had one of those Silverhawks action figures! They were fun.
November 29, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I had one of those Silverhawks action figures! They were fun.
Well fuck. What a legend.
November 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Well fuck. What a legend.
The villain in my weird western comes off cartoonishly evil sometimes but he’s a confederate general and they really did those things! I decided to just lean into it and make him and old school pulp bad guy. (The antagonist is more measured and personal in his motives, which makes a nice contrast.)
November 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The villain in my weird western comes off cartoonishly evil sometimes but he’s a confederate general and they really did those things! I decided to just lean into it and make him and old school pulp bad guy. (The antagonist is more measured and personal in his motives, which makes a nice contrast.)
At what point does it cross the line from negligence to attempted murder?
November 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
At what point does it cross the line from negligence to attempted murder?
He fired the person who reviews pardons for legal issues so there’s a really easy justification for legislating his pardons as null—they didn’t pass through the usual review process and were thus not vetted.
November 29, 2025 at 5:01 AM
He fired the person who reviews pardons for legal issues so there’s a really easy justification for legislating his pardons as null—they didn’t pass through the usual review process and were thus not vetted.
Yes I know. (I’m a cataloging librarian and have spent the last 20 years studying the semantics of classification). I was speaking just in terms of biology. “Tree” is of course a valid natural language category.
November 28, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Yes I know. (I’m a cataloging librarian and have spent the last 20 years studying the semantics of classification). I was speaking just in terms of biology. “Tree” is of course a valid natural language category.
Are we not men? We are Devo!
November 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Are we not men? We are Devo!