I’ve got just the guy. He’s got P4 experience, he’s got experience coaching in Pennsylvania, and the best part is he’s available right now!

The face he’s making here definitely won’t be the face you’ll be making his entire tenure.

Basically the same guy at this point.

Photo of the winner being a big, special boy

Solid State and Tooth and Nail Records right now.

I got my canoe mounted on the roof of my truck without destroying my back in the process. I would normally just put it in the bed, but I’m towing a trailer of 10 more canoes for my kids’ scout troop this weekend.

THE ORLANDO (TECHNICALLY KISSIMMEE) WIZARD IS DISPLEASED.

Some advice for him:

I just walk around with this look on my face 24/7 these days.

Career summary for Son of Schotty, courtesy of @rodger.bsky.social. He shouldn’t be running a banana stand, much less an NFL team.