Chris Keiser
keiserchris.bsky.social
Chris Keiser
@keiserchris.bsky.social
You have to respect the commitment to keep slangin it when it’s clear that’s not working
November 9, 2025 at 12:57 AM
The way they just make up new titles and awards to give themselves a pat on the back because everyone else hates them feels extremely Soviet.
November 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Spilly…maybe.
November 6, 2025 at 2:09 AM
It continues to shock me just how bad Trump’s personal taste is. I know he loves cartoon rich guy shit like “plate everything in gold and put a bunch of columns around” and just the gaudiest, tackiest shit imaginable, but seeing it in action makes it 100x worse.
November 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Are you there for a putt-putt related injury? You’re in good hands in that case, proceed.
November 5, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Why are you platforming a piece of garbage person like Ben Shapiro? Confine his ass to the fake intellectual right wing dungeon where he belongs.
November 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Everyone who has watched this game is now dumber for having seen it.
November 1, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Beyond all of the rampant bigotry and authoritarianism, I can’t get over how awful his taste is. He just loves the most hideous, gaudy, nouveau riche trash.
October 31, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Kinda feels like the biggest one, aside from the pesky 22nd amendment being a thing, is his rapid physical and mental deterioration just in the last 9 months.
October 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I plan on fishing off Flagler Beach this weekend, hoping to hit the pompano moving south with the cooler weather.
October 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Steven Godfrey Hates My Team And Also That Guy
October 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Really don’t get how the media is hyping this up to be some huge road test for Tech. Tech is undefeated, NC State has lost 4 of its last 5 games. By PPG in conference games, Tech has the #4 offense and the #3 defense, NC State has #6 offense and #16 defense. I think Tech smokes NC State.
October 30, 2025 at 3:46 PM
These morons have dismantled nearly all of our soft power that took 80+ years to build in the span of 9 months. Truly astonishing how fast something that took so long to build can be destroyed by people who don’t care to understand how important it is.
October 30, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Yeah, I would not have survived that kind of upbringing, but I guess Haynes is just Built Different.
October 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I’m ready to take a bullet for my QB. Of course, that bullet would probably just make him stronger, like Black Panther’s armor.
October 29, 2025 at 2:12 PM
(Other) Falcons fans, same question.

For me, my college team is doing too well and I feel the need to balance it out by watching my pro team step on a series of rakes every Sunday.
October 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Sometimes a tie is the only kind way to end it.
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October 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Can I return it for store credit?
October 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Doesn’t look like anyone told them either
October 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Yeah, I watched that episode of Ted Lasso like two weeks after my dad died. Had a good, cathartic sob after that.
October 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Now I’m picturing JD being forced to dig a drainage trench around the ballroom and Pete Hegseth falling down the stairs and out the strategically placed window.
October 22, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Those unis go insanely hard. I spent a year and a half in New Orleans and points south doing environmental monitoring during Katrina cleanup and the oil spill. I love that city almost as much as my actual hometown of Atlanta and I consider Tulane my adopted second team (still hate the Saints though)
October 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
They’re so close to realizing that he hates them. They are RIGHT THERE. JUST TAKE THAT LAST LOGICAL LEAP!
October 20, 2025 at 11:35 PM
And industrial disasters, those are always fascinating reads.
October 20, 2025 at 3:29 PM