universe still not beating the “nothing good ever happens” allegations lol

the actual story here, which the media never talks about, is that police in this country have become a discrete right-wing political operation. the story isn't about cops leaving (they're lying about that), it's about the police trying to exert influence over elections.

bro come on, that is not your real body. fuckin johnny bravo ass proportions wtf

i try to donate blood roughly every 8 weeks or so. today red cross was the busiest i've seen it. the regional supervisor said every location was busy this week.

kind of encouraging that when people are scared and don't know what to do, they reach for something helpful to do that's in front of them.

dr katz is the animorph between douglas brackman and john keister.

the cherry poppin’ daddies is a truly disgraceful name for a band. absolutely reprehensible. the compound adjective is missing a hyphen. unforgivable.

the NES game paperboy is about a town driven murderously insane by propaganda and the only way to save them is by delivering good honest local news to every household yes this my headcanon no i do not think this take is 37 years too late

my version of “would you still love me if i was a worm” is “you would tell me if i was in a truman show type situation, right?”

been watching it’s a wonderful life for more than an hour and it’s still not christmas yet.

say what you will about die hard but at least all 132 minutes take place ON CHRISTMAS.

went to a showing of home alone in a theater tonight and the 9-10 year old girl two seats over, in the stark silence after uncle frank says “look what you did you little jerk,” she blurts out “you’re the adult, you’re supposed to be responsible!”

i promise i’m not a danger to anyone at your organization, but i appreciate the gesture regardless