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Keith Sands
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Cambridge-based, work in ELT publishing / ed tech for a university press. Semi-competent rock climber. Half Man Half Biscuit & Cardiacs enjoyer. Occasional writing and translation.
Alan soliloquises amongst the limestone geology of the Arno valley until lunchtime. Meanwhile, Mark Rylance (as Leonardo) gets a trip to Wookey Hole
Absolutely heroic expense account bashing from Alan Yentob in this 2003 Mona Lisa documentary on BBC4. Extemporising over a glass of red, brandishing cigar at a hotel bar. "The only way to clear this up is to go to Milan", yeah sure Alan
December 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Absolutely heroic expense account bashing from Alan Yentob in this 2003 Mona Lisa documentary on BBC4. Extemporising over a glass of red, brandishing cigar at a hotel bar. "The only way to clear this up is to go to Milan", yeah sure Alan
December 8, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Also this one.
By An Ebb, published by @pressfuturist.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 12:37 PM
(Odd how these lines, written in 1975 or thereabouts, kind of work as a foreshadowing of social media algorithms, motivations and codes of behaviour).
W.S. Graham, from 'What is the language using us for?'
December 7, 2025 at 9:57 AM
W.S. Graham, from 'What is the language using us for?'
December 7, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Merry Christmas, Mr Lawrence of Arabia
How Green Was My Valley of the Dolls
The Railway Children of the Corn
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DR. STRANGELOVE, ACTUALLY Or: HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE KANSAS CITY BOMBER
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Remains of the Day of the Triffids
December 4, 2025 at 11:10 AM
The Wicker Man Who Knew Too Much
The Empire of the Sun Strikes Back
Carry On Doctor Zhivago
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DR. STRANGELOVE, ACTUALLY Or: HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE KANSAS CITY BOMBER
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Remains of the Day of the Triffids
December 4, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I used to use Spotify only for work-from-home wallpaper, a loop of indifferent Brian Eno ambient stuff, just because it was boring / non-distracting. Imagine my horror when the Wrapped thing said I was in top 2% of Eno fans, and then Brian's shiny pate popped up to thank me earnestly for my support
December 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I hate the I hate the Die Hard discourse discourse
December 2, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Remember when budgets were one-offs, like Play For Today, instead of the disappointing series finale of a self-indulgent 115-episode Netflix series?
November 26, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Watched Edge of Darkness on the iplayer last week, having never seen it - it's brilliant (and weirder than it first appears)
And another! Stories and interviews with the team behind one of the BBC's greatest ever TV dramas – "a revenge thriller, a mystical nuclear-and-environmental-apocalypse fable, a clear-eyed political document of the mid-1980s, a ghost story" – by me for @thequietus.com thequietus.com/opinion-and-...
Why Edge Of Darkness makes so much sense in 2025 | The Quietus
Judge Rogers speaks to several key members of the team who made the ecologically-minded thriller for the BBC
thequietus.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Casa del Frutetto (House of the Orchard), Pompeii
October 30, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Cafe Nero, Stansted Airport, where celebrity autobiographies go to shed their dust jackets and die
October 26, 2025 at 8:29 AM
I ring up Dial-a-Poster
I ring up Dial-a-Poster
I ring up Dial-a-Poster
And say "that's not where I would put Llanberis"

(But overall, it's a lovely bit of work).
Edward Phillips posters have produced 'Mileage Chart' - a map taking in over 200 UK and Irish locations mentioned in #HMHB songs, including a key to which album each appear on. Methodical. www.edwardphilips.co.uk/vintage-rail...
October 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Proustian rush as the Ronseal Tile Red Garage Floor paint I am using on a workshop floor recalls the Oxblood Doc Martens I coveted in the summer of 1989
October 11, 2025 at 10:26 AM
"Ringing the doorbell would kill the burglary sector" is the easy response, but also he's just plain wrong: plenty of companies develop and train specialised LLMs/ SLMs quite legally, asking permission. Some do really useful things, in medicine and tech, with human monitoring of the output... 1/2
October 8, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Peak season.
October 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Pity the poor tabloid hack who's just been ordered to dredge for vaguely "woke" statements from the new Archbishop of Canterbury to go under the inevitable "Sarah Doolally" headline
October 3, 2025 at 9:27 AM
I'd heard of this, but never seen it till now. The greatest, weirdest bit of guerilla TV ever broadcast, when Sergei Kuryokhin got an hour-long slot on Soviet national TV to expound his theory that Lenin was a mushroom (1991) youtu.be/ExXDxpBFFR0?...
Sergey Kuryokhin: Lenin was a mushroom / C.Курехин: Ленин был грибом, part 2
YouTube video by xox
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September 29, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Praising Russia for never having "waged war... on air travellers" is a fantastic illustration that these people live entirely in their own culture-war irreality pod. All is metaphor - consequences, morality, actual missiles fired at passenger planes, and lives lost, simply do not exist.
In which James Delingpole tells us (in The Spectator) that Russia is great.

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September 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Reposted by Keith Sands
Look what we have here then.
September 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
"And inside these big sheds are twenty-foot-high chickens, because of all the chemicals you've put in them, and these chickens are scared! They don't know why they're so big"
September 23, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I came to Cardiacs too late, alas, but listening to the 'posthumous' album, out today and it's a marvel. (It's not quite 'Sing to God', because that's probably the best album ever made).
September 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Travelodge Du Lac
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The Brass Notebook
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Finnegans Nap
September 9, 2025 at 10:30 AM