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Can't everyone just be nice to each other?
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Every American needs to watch this:
February 5, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Every American needs to watch this:
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RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid
RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid
WASHINGTON—Claiming the luminous potion would make the nation strong and vigorous, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. issued an order Friday directing all Americans to drink a mysterious glowing liquid. “In order to end the chronic disease epidemic in this country, it is imperative that every man, woman, and child take a large […]
theonion.com
August 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid
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Jasmine Crockett: "The problem is that Americans thought it was okay to take a full fledged criminal and make him the President of the US and then they want to act aghast when he does criminal things. Let me tell you, we have a thug in charge of the US and if we don't wake up we may not have a US"
February 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Jasmine Crockett: "The problem is that Americans thought it was okay to take a full fledged criminal and make him the President of the US and then they want to act aghast when he does criminal things. Let me tell you, we have a thug in charge of the US and if we don't wake up we may not have a US"
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Smart guy.
December 6, 2024 at 5:22 AM
Smart guy.
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Don't bother spending money in the Black Friday sales, because it's HappyToast free print giveaway time! I just plucked this Columbo/The Thing mash up from my pile, if you want it Like, Repost and Follow and I'll pick a winner on Monday. (UK only because of cost!)
November 29, 2024 at 8:27 AM
Don't bother spending money in the Black Friday sales, because it's HappyToast free print giveaway time! I just plucked this Columbo/The Thing mash up from my pile, if you want it Like, Repost and Follow and I'll pick a winner on Monday. (UK only because of cost!)
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memo to farmers protesting today, if you’re desperate to hand your farm to your offspring then give it to them while you’re still alive, panic over, so long as you live another 7 years there’s no inheritance tax
November 19, 2024 at 7:03 AM
memo to farmers protesting today, if you’re desperate to hand your farm to your offspring then give it to them while you’re still alive, panic over, so long as you live another 7 years there’s no inheritance tax