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There are two kinds of people: those who love the Fifth Element and those who are wrong.
I shall call him Barron Quacksworrh.
“One duck, please.”
“Plain or fancy?”
“Fancy, please.”
“Coming right up.”
“Plain or fancy?”
“Fancy, please.”
“Coming right up.”
February 3, 2026 at 2:12 PM
I shall call him Barron Quacksworrh.
Whenever I read “Al-based avatars” I think of this
(which wouldn’t be so bad, really)
(which wouldn’t be so bad, really)
February 3, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Whenever I read “Al-based avatars” I think of this
(which wouldn’t be so bad, really)
(which wouldn’t be so bad, really)
This hits on many wonderful levels.
February 2, 2026 at 9:27 PM
This hits on many wonderful levels.
They’re quite literally covering (for) Trump. It couldn’t get more blatant and obvious. The fact that this isn’t being blasted all
Over the news everywhere is, even by today’s standards, monumentally shocking and appalling. Wouldn’t all…this
*gestures wildly*
sell a lot of papers??
Over the news everywhere is, even by today’s standards, monumentally shocking and appalling. Wouldn’t all…this
*gestures wildly*
sell a lot of papers??
Quite the contrast:
In one part of the Epstein files, DOJ published unredacted nude images of women and potentially minors.
In another part, officials redacted President Trump’s face from a news image that was shared in a text exchange.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/01/u...
In one part of the Epstein files, DOJ published unredacted nude images of women and potentially minors.
In another part, officials redacted President Trump’s face from a news image that was shared in a text exchange.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/01/u...
February 2, 2026 at 1:41 AM
They’re quite literally covering (for) Trump. It couldn’t get more blatant and obvious. The fact that this isn’t being blasted all
Over the news everywhere is, even by today’s standards, monumentally shocking and appalling. Wouldn’t all…this
*gestures wildly*
sell a lot of papers??
Over the news everywhere is, even by today’s standards, monumentally shocking and appalling. Wouldn’t all…this
*gestures wildly*
sell a lot of papers??
So we have more names from the Epstein files. Despite a few comments (lies) I have yet to see a single consequence or even the start of one.
January 31, 2026 at 7:54 PM
So we have more names from the Epstein files. Despite a few comments (lies) I have yet to see a single consequence or even the start of one.
Trump’s America. This is the image.
look at this fucking creep. there are children in this home.
January 30, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Trump’s America. This is the image.
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NBD, just FBI agents with big saws executing a search warrant at the Fulton County's election building that's central to Trump's crazy 2020 claims.
2/ Also striking, the FBI agents brought giant saws to a building where records are stored, according to video taken by a witness.
January 28, 2026 at 11:36 PM
NBD, just FBI agents with big saws executing a search warrant at the Fulton County's election building that's central to Trump's crazy 2020 claims.
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“Imagine how they lie when there’s no evidence to contradict them.”
Watch this powerful message from Jon Stewart.
Watch this powerful message from Jon Stewart.
January 27, 2026 at 7:59 PM
“Imagine how they lie when there’s no evidence to contradict them.”
Watch this powerful message from Jon Stewart.
Watch this powerful message from Jon Stewart.
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Alex Pretti’s coworkers take a moment of silence this morning
January 26, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Alex Pretti’s coworkers take a moment of silence this morning
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“Freedom is not free. We have to work at it. Nurture it. Protect it. Even sacrifice for it.”
January 25, 2026 at 2:56 AM
“Freedom is not free. We have to work at it. Nurture it. Protect it. Even sacrifice for it.”
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A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
January 25, 2026 at 12:28 PM
A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
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Democrats can and must make it clear there will be trials and anyone even somewhat associated with ICE will face them. Maybe give a quit-your-job deadline on appeasement and give people 72 hours. I don't know. But currently the plan is to let them murder us in the street and get away with it.
January 24, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Democrats can and must make it clear there will be trials and anyone even somewhat associated with ICE will face them. Maybe give a quit-your-job deadline on appeasement and give people 72 hours. I don't know. But currently the plan is to let them murder us in the street and get away with it.
If your job as Commander in Chief is to protect American lives and improve the lives of those living here, you are objectively failing and making things worse. And not seeing and/or caring how badly you’re doing and the pain you’re causing.
January 24, 2026 at 6:54 PM
If your job as Commander in Chief is to protect American lives and improve the lives of those living here, you are objectively failing and making things worse. And not seeing and/or caring how badly you’re doing and the pain you’re causing.
How can anyone be okay with any of this.
The 5-year-old arrested by ICE In Minnesota is detained at Dilley. We reported on conditions there in the below article.
Parents said the food was contaminated with mold and worms & that children were so under so much stress that they were hitting their own faces & wetting themselves.
Parents said the food was contaminated with mold and worms & that children were so under so much stress that they were hitting their own faces & wetting themselves.
Analysis by The Marshall Project of ICE data obtained by the Deportation Data Project found that the Trump administration’s revival of family detention has swept thousands of children into ICE custody. At least 3,800 children under 18, including 20 infants, have been booked since Trump took office.
January 23, 2026 at 1:46 AM
How can anyone be okay with any of this.
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It just keeps getting worse. Furious.
🚨"I'm a nurse...my brown patients are choosing to stop chemo because they do not want to be abducted." -ICE protester tells JT Cestkowski about sick Minnesotans foregoing cancer treatment because of ICE terror. LIVE NOW ⬇️
January 20, 2026 at 3:42 AM
It just keeps getting worse. Furious.
The fact that there are millions on the other side of this is outrageously sad.
“I have asked the clergy of the diocese to make sure their affairs are in order and they have written their wills.,not the time for statements. It is time to put our bodies between the powers of this world and the most vulnerable”. Rob Hirschfeld, Bishop of the Episcopal Diocese of New Hampshire
Redirecting...
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January 11, 2026 at 5:19 AM
The fact that there are millions on the other side of this is outrageously sad.
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Yes, JD. Let’s ask them if they think a stay at home mom, avowed Christian, and widow of a veteran deserved to be shot in the face and left to bleed out in her own car after dropping her 6-year-old off at school, for the crime of looking out for her neighbors. Let’s ask everyone running for office.
January 8, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Yes, JD. Let’s ask them if they think a stay at home mom, avowed Christian, and widow of a veteran deserved to be shot in the face and left to bleed out in her own car after dropping her 6-year-old off at school, for the crime of looking out for her neighbors. Let’s ask everyone running for office.
Amazing. I don’t care if it’s true or not.
When I was 23, I saw a bunch of really cute velvet furniture on the side of the road, totally nice. Took it in and a year later a friend’s new gf came to my house and it turns out I’d stolen her entire living room while she was moving.
January 7, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Amazing. I don’t care if it’s true or not.
Yep
It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month.
It’s about oil and regime change.
And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.
It’s about oil and regime change.
And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.
January 3, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Yep
Jerry Seinfeld voice: “And you wanted to be my Nobel Peace Prize winner.”
Trump: "We're going to have our very large United States oil companies go in, spend billions of dollars, fix the badly broken infrastructure and start making money for the country. And we are ready to stage a second and much larger attack if we need to do so."
January 3, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Jerry Seinfeld voice: “And you wanted to be my Nobel Peace Prize winner.”
And this is how you successfully bury the Epstein Files and Jack Smith release news.
President Trump said on Saturday that the U.S. had captured the Venezuelan president, Nicolás Maduro. Follow live updates. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
January 3, 2026 at 1:45 PM
And this is how you successfully bury the Epstein Files and Jack Smith release news.
I love whatever this is.
December 31, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I love whatever this is.
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As of 12/24/25, USPS changed policy on when they postmark mail. Mail dropped off is no longer guaranteed a same-day postmark. Tax returns & other time-sensitive items are now stamped when they reach a regional processing center, which may be days later. Plan deadlines accordingly to avoid penalties.
USPS Announces Changes to the Postmark Date System
The United States Postal Service (USPS) has adopted a final rule (FR Doc.
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December 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
As of 12/24/25, USPS changed policy on when they postmark mail. Mail dropped off is no longer guaranteed a same-day postmark. Tax returns & other time-sensitive items are now stamped when they reach a regional processing center, which may be days later. Plan deadlines accordingly to avoid penalties.
Well this is sadly pretty accurate and barely satire.
“The president, tiptoeing precipitously down the sidelines of legality, inadvertently ran the constitutional football out of bounds.” #McSweeneysTop25of2025
New York Times’ Style Guide Substitutions for “The President Violated the Constitution”
Our 22nd most-read article of 2025. - - -Originally published June 3, 2025. - - -“The president remained steadfast in his novel interpretation of ...
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December 29, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Well this is sadly pretty accurate and barely satire.