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McKenzie
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Wedded communist, afraid of Polystyrene. Special interest is 9/11.
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Wave in Backlight — Peter Witt
oil on canvas
80 x 80 cm
December 14, 2025 at 6:53 AM
All of a sudden one day we just HAD holograms. And no one really said anything about that
December 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I have now been in labour for almost 80 hours lol
I have been in labour for 48 hours and I have been told I am still "not grumpy enough" to warrant going to the hospital, despite very strong contractions every 5 minutes for the last 16 hours lol

How do I explain to doctors that my Flanders demeanor is actually pathological
December 1, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I have been in labour for 48 hours and I have been told I am still "not grumpy enough" to warrant going to the hospital, despite very strong contractions every 5 minutes for the last 16 hours lol

How do I explain to doctors that my Flanders demeanor is actually pathological
November 30, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I genuinely think attachment parenting discourse is evil and the concept is just love languages for babies
November 25, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Listen, Margot Robbie is gorgeous. Stunning. One of the prettiest to ever do it.

Personally though, I am a sucker for the original work.
November 20, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I dont understand the media diet my parents are consuming that they are still both-sidesding Israel / Palestine. When they are so profoundly left wing on every other issue. They both get their info from different places and routinely squabble too
October 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
"They live rent free in your brain" well yeah... I'm not a fuckin landlord
October 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
America's for-profit prison system relies on racism to fund it. Evil bloodthirsty capitalism is more important to them than the human rights of children
October 20, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I got my very first grey hair today. I am so excited. I have loved silver hair since childhood, I used to ask hairdressers to make my hair grey when I was 5

I hope it is not just a pregnancy thing!
October 14, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I've asked, off-handedly, many times during ultrasounds what my baby's head is measuring. Here are the responses I've got.

"Well, what's done is done."
"Don't worry about that."
"Let's not focus on the number, it only stresses mothers out."
"Nothing we can do about it now."

...lord help me.
October 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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I honestly think the years (decades?) of Serious Critique of Problematic Media has left people a little unable to cope with the very normal and human reaction "i think this just sucks aesthetically/stylistically"

If something is Ethically Wrong, you're just being a Good Person for disliking it!
October 11, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Me: ...and people just dont know the transcendant bliss of being married to a man with a big dick who can't spell "squirrel"

Connor: hey!!! I can spell squirrel!!

Me: go on.

Connor: ...squirril
October 7, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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Extremely pro Greta Thunberg account here btw, if u dislike her you should suck tailpipe
October 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I do not understand people roasting the life of a showgirl because the lyrics sound like pseudointellectual sadgirl tumblr poetry.

Like ...yes

It sounds like you simply do not enjoy taylor swift
October 5, 2025 at 10:16 AM
I genuinely think about this all the time. I am not kidding, and I use it in marketing lectures. Its my roman em-wait
Genuinely incredible branding this was
October 3, 2025 at 9:01 AM
I think the beef between taylor and charli is a publicity stunt
October 3, 2025 at 8:59 AM
My baby can recognise voices in the womb now - and distinguish between the ones he hears frequently.

This means that my baby knows me, my husband, and Naruto Uzumaki.
September 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
If I had a dollar for every time I have said "oh yeah that's a song my dad used to play in the car" about something trending in present day, I would probably have enough money to go see Born Slippy performed live
September 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Monet is so deeply uninteresting to me. Like Berthe Morisot is RIGHT THERE
September 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Putting my Reckons somewhere
September 11, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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rarely have I more acutely felt the dynamic by which Dems are held responsible for the rhetoric of every random left-leaning person on the internet and Republicans are not even asked to answer for their own personal words
September 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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One of the challenges of this age is these guys are basically moral chimpanzees and the rest of us have to both deal with the America they create while also protecting universal truths for ourselves to draw from AND for these people to rediscover someday.
September 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Empathy is my most annoying trait.
September 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I love telling my husband that the lyrics and themes present in the music he listens to suggest he is not in love with me anymore. I also love playing No Children six times in a row in the car though
September 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM