Zoe
@kermitthefrog.bsky.social
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thewillarowe.bsky.social
This 100%. I’ll take it even further that this moment is about the player because it’s the first time the game actually gives you the chance to choose to take help, to take the easy way. Even though we’ve learned at this point to empathize with Nate we don’t need to fall victim to the same failings.
marioprime.bsky.social
I'd actually argue that the taking the stairs is a very meaningful choice for Nate if you do it. You're kind of conditioned to be suspicious of everything the game throws at you by then. To turn away help. But the stairs aren't a trick! You don't slide down them if you fall. They're just stairs!
kermitthefrog.bsky.social
i need a Scylla and the Sirens World Tour tee and i need it ASAP
kermitthefrog.bsky.social
I also attended this event btw
kermitthefrog.bsky.social
my wife should know better than to send me alone to the Whole Foods to pick up eggs when she KNOWS my ass is going to the bakery section
kermitthefrog.bsky.social
Y’all ever meet a guy who sucks so bad it’s got you questioning the human experience?

(he also lost my spinny hat)
thewillarowe.bsky.social
I’ve been playing Baby Steps, which means Zoe has been playing Baby Steps. I did not write about Baby Steps, but Zoe had a lot of thoughts… Zoe did write about Baby Steps. Enjoy the games criticism debut of @kermitthefrog.bsky.social

willarowe.bearblog.dev/baby-steps-r...
Zoe reviews Baby Steps
My wife shares her thoughts on Baby Steps.
willarowe.bearblog.dev
kermitthefrog.bsky.social
Wife’s new thing is seeing how far she can push me to not divorce her: “I’m just saying, it’s a lot of paperwork for one drink to the face”
kermitthefrog.bsky.social
do they still make games that are apps or did we stop doing that
kermitthefrog.bsky.social
this is also my list of baby names
kermitthefrog.bsky.social
to be clear, i don’t want to know. If i ever want to know those people’s business, i’d find out the way Hod intended - in line at the Santa Monica Urth Caffe
kermitthefrog.bsky.social
I don’t know if it is titled “Call Her Daddy” as in “refer to her as daddy” or “report this to her father”
kermitthefrog.bsky.social
Rules for talking to me rn:
Do not mention my wedding.
However, if i bring up the subject first, then you may engage with me in that moment and offer no follow ups.

also me rn:
🥺 does anybody want to come over to my house and watch 4 weddings and a funeral 🥺 pls 🥺
kermitthefrog.bsky.social
Too many people’s only frame of reference to immersive theater is Sleep No More and it’s detrimental to the medium.
kermitthefrog.bsky.social
if your favorite is Damian, then your favorite batwoman/girl is Kat Kane because you have only correct opinions
kermitthefrog.bsky.social
My fiancee changed the type of greenery in my salad. The day is ruined.
kermitthefrog.bsky.social
don’t even talk to me until I’ve had my free slurpee on slurpee day
kermitthefrog.bsky.social
I need to start trademarking everything I say apparently
kermitthefrog.bsky.social
So this is a *bad* time to speak about Anaheim Supremacy, yes?
endlessmode.bsky.social
Three classic Disney World attractions--Rivers of America, Liberty Belle Riverboat, and Tom Sawyer Island--all closed permanently this week, and the updated Magic Kingdom map looks weird without 'em. It also underscores why they maybe didn’t really need to close.
www.endlessmode.com/theme-parks/...
Disney World's Magic Kingdom Map Looks Weird Without the Rivers of America and Tom Sawyer Island
Disney's updated Magic Kingdom map underscores the drastic impact the removal of these three attractions will have on the park.
www.endlessmode.com
kermitthefrog.bsky.social
i’m nobody but this is too fun to pass up:

Last five GOTYs

2020: Hades
2021: Chicory: a Colorful Tale 💖
2022: Pentiment
2023: Alan Wake 2 🌀
2024: Lorelei and the Laser Eyes
marioprime.bsky.social
Last five GOTYs

2020: Final Fantasy VII Remake
2021: Inscryption
2022: Immortality
2023: Videoverse
2024: Lorelei and the Laser Eyes

(I will always do this prompt solely to evangelize Videoverse as much as I can.)
bradshankar.bsky.social
Last five GOTYs

2020: Final Fantasy VII Remake
2021: The Forgotten City
2022: God of War: Ragnarök
2023: Baldur’s Gate 3
2024: Final Fantasy VII Rebirth
kermitthefrog.bsky.social
happy @thewillarowe.bsky.social day to all who celebrate!!!
kermitthefrog.bsky.social
Just had my own Hilaria Baldwin onion moment talking to my sister because I couldn’t think of the english (american) way of saying aubergine. I genuinely had to google it.
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thewillarowe.bsky.social
When we say Clair Obscur is extremely French, much of that comes from its use of Belle Epoque aesthetics. These make the game gorgeous to look at, but are also intrinsically tied to its themes of grief, nostalgia, and the trap of wanting to get lost in the past
www.digitaltrends.com/gaming/clair...
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33’s style is its substance
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 uses the visuals of the Belle Époque era to reinforce its narrative of optimism and grief.
www.digitaltrends.com
kermitthefrog.bsky.social
trust me, we are
kermitthefrog.bsky.social
I followed Étoile when they called it the Metropolitan Ballet Theater

I followed Étoile when they said the Metropolitan Opera House was the ballet

I followed Étoile when they used NJPAC for the stage

but You CANNOT namedrop ABT in the (second to?) last episode and expect me to follow you that far