Giovanni Colantonio
@marioprime.bsky.social
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Video game critic, Editor-at-Large @ Polygon. Formerly Digital Trends, Inverse, Hard Drive i am never doing “discourse” i do not know what random post you are talking about
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I agree in so far as I think a lot of it comes down to voters responding to what’s in the zeitgeist. It’s very MTV Movie Awards.
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This week I’m going to raise money for @medicalaidpal.bsky.social to help Palestinians in need.

On Fri I'll start & finish Metal Gear Solid, MGS2 on Sat, Delta on Sun. It'll be 9 AM PT each day on www.twitch.tv/tamoorh.

Fundraiser is live on my Twitch. Please share if you can!
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Luigi’s Mansion fans were shocked when Luigi was spotted selling off Gooigi at a local plasma donation center earlier this week.
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marioprime.bsky.social
The New England Patriots have a better record than the Kansas City Chiefs.
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gf is playing the original Resident Evil for the first time (on Steam Deck), and every 60 seconds I just hear her say “oh DARN” or “eughhhh”
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Yeah the way the game plays with how it KNOWS you’re probably going to perceive the guy is so good. Makes his arc hit so much harder.
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So rare to have a single line change the entire tone of the game on a dime. Completely change the way I see the character. Completely struck me.
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Little chicken sausage, kale, cannellini beans. Chicken broth base topped off with a bit of heavy cream. Good heap of paprika. Just the right amount of kick in a creamy soup. Rejuvenating. We’re so back.
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writingongames.bsky.social
The other day I got to a big reveal in that game that bummed me out for the rest of the day (Extremely Positive). Not kidding when I say Nate is one of the absolute best video game characters in years
marioprime.bsky.social
The thing that’s fucking wild about Baby Steps is that it includes stuff like this, some of the funniest shit I have ever seen in a game, and also has scenes that will gut you in ways you just won’t see coming.
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i get that people want video game stories to be something other than this, but i actually don't get it youtu.be/wtGXXUAcqak
marioprime.bsky.social
Was having a big depression evening, but I swear to God, I made a soup so good that it brought me back.
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marioprime.bsky.social
Never fall for the “good team now sucks” week 2 narrative.
marioprime.bsky.social
Very possible that the Chiefs have lost it this season, they look terrible, but I am also very aware that this is like the 4th season in a row now where the Chiefs struggle in the first few games and people declare them washed forever.
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equifax.bsky.social
it’s phil elverum and it’s not close
rebelmusicteach.bsky.social
I also need to know: I am fairly middle-of-the-road on Taylor Swift but someone I know called her the Greatest Living Lyricist. She is not.

Who is yours? Either the greatest or your favorite?
marioprime.bsky.social
The thing that’s fucking wild about Baby Steps is that it includes stuff like this, some of the funniest shit I have ever seen in a game, and also has scenes that will gut you in ways you just won’t see coming.
grubb.wtf
i get that people want video game stories to be something other than this, but i actually don't get it youtu.be/wtGXXUAcqak
All ice cream cutscene
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marioprime.bsky.social
Yeah someone kind of has to help her get past the Kanye stuff as a writer. You can still really feel it in her writing, and I do get it, but it has just started to manifest in really weird ways! I don't know how much she can say about the "haters" at this point when she has defeated them all.
marioprime.bsky.social
Oh yeah, I'm a hip-hop head too. It's certainly not Tupac telling Biggie he is going to shoot his kids. But it's a completely unearned beef, which makes it deeply uncomfortable.
marioprime.bsky.social
I think she invites a lot of ungenerous readings on the album as a whole because of that one, and I really do think the sentiment is worse than it would have been because of it. It really does put the album in a needlessly nasty light.
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Why reviews matter -- in video games and in life

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Yeah it's tough to make a song like Cancelled and assume that it's not going to get interpreted in 1000 ways, even if it's immediately clear to the very dedicated crowd what it's about. You ultimately have to live with how it comes off if that's how you want to write.