erin
@equifax.bsky.social
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professor, her kind of woman doesn’t belong on any committee
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one of my best life decisions of the past five years was buying this cassette tape shaped wallet because literally everywhere i go somebody gets excited about the wallet and wants to talk about how cool tapes are and it’s always SUCH a fun chat www.highfydelity.com/collections/...
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@marioprime.bsky.social we do need to get this for the times square margaritaville i fear
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zombies are chasing us down every hallway, i’ve been mauled by dogs like six times, i found a note that was like “they put a new creature in here. It’s kind of a gorilla” and i haven’t seen THAT yet, i had to kill a bee with a gun, and these guys are like “hmm something‘s weird about this place…”
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my favorite part of this game so far is that every time jill and barry run into each other in the extremely evil zombie mansion they’re like “have you… found anything”
“no… but i’m beginning to suspect this mansion is Very Unusual”
“sure thing jill. let’s split up and… search for more clues”
marioprime.bsky.social
gf is playing the original Resident Evil for the first time (on Steam Deck), and every 60 seconds I just hear her say “oh DARN” or “eughhhh”
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Do I get a gun? In my last commedia dell’arte I got a gun.
equifax.bsky.social
it’s phil elverum and it’s not close
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I also need to know: I am fairly middle-of-the-road on Taylor Swift but someone I know called her the Greatest Living Lyricist. She is not.

Who is yours? Either the greatest or your favorite?
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(i think ttpd is phenomenal and that album was also a blatant money grab so i feel like the lesson here is less “no good art comes from greed” and more “no good art comes from having nothing to say”)
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which is like, if that’s what you want to do then whatever, but if you are demanding to be respected as a Serious Songwriter and not just another vapid pop girlie, you’re undercutting yourself by leaning on memes that have already passed their expiration date
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i appreciate how much attention this review gives to my main gripe with the album: its overreliance on stock internet phrases. stuff like “girlbossed too close to the sun” and the eldest daughter meme are such lazy references, made for people to point and go “ooh i know that tiktok!”
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resident evil… this shit is scary. Thanks for listening
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new favorite keyword search for NFL Sundays:
Bluesky search results for “Skattebo runs like” More Bluesky search results, this time for “Skattebo run like”
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sanrio x f1 collab... this company comes up with the smartest crossovers. hello kitty is literally don draper
equifax.bsky.social
long island city here i come is kind of the 21st century jungleland
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relistened to brat twice yesterday and yeah it really did deserve All Of That. the way she careens back and forth between “i’m an unstoppable badass and everyone wants to be me” and “i’m such a miserable worm i hate myself and everyone hates me” is soooo real
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i’m mr sterling everything
equifax.bsky.social
Hey guys I fucked up our house again
marioprime.bsky.social
unboxing the blind box of 30 ps2 games that @equifax.bsky.social bought (part 1)
equifax.bsky.social
round 2 gang let’s goooo
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Trump has not been seen in public since Tuesday and has no public events on his calendar today
equifax.bsky.social
it’s sooo “UMM i don’t know if you guys know this but i like BOOKS”
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i returned to brat this morning bc of this and it’s still SO good. amazing how she nails the “i want a family, but do i really, will i have to give up my art, have i waited too long already” tension in contrast to taylor being like “btw i was lying about all the spinster stuff i want ten kids bye”
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gio just scooped the cat up before she could attack his feet and said “don’t even try. i will defeat you in the free marketplace of ideas”
equifax.bsky.social
one more i'm sorry - i'm obsessed with how this album keeps the promise of "the man." like in that song she said "if i were a GUY, i'd be an ASSHOLE" with the unspoken implication of "oh, that would never happen" and then this whole album is "i'm one of the GUYS now which means i can be an ASSHOLE"
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yeah it’s incredible to “take the bait” about something that wasn’t even bait. just a complete mistake, embarrassing for her!
equifax.bsky.social
i promise this is my last taylor post but it also continues to be funny that her songs about matty healy were the most mature and vulnerable writing she’s ever done and then everything she writes about travis is like “you’re the guy that i like / who loves to play counter-strike”
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i can’t get over the sympathy is a knife thing. a song that’s like “i am so sickeningly jealous of this woman that my obsession with her is making me unable to exist in my own life” and you respond “WOW you sure think about me a lot ;) how SEXY ❤️‍🔥💘”