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Neil🏳️‍🌈🧑‍🤝‍🧑
@kernowimmigrant.bsky.social
Scottish born, Devon bred, Cornish immigrant
Even in Cornwall you can’t escape a @johnfinnemore.bsky.social #CabinPressure reference
August 31, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I wonder if @annagelderdmp.bsky.social has actually realised that half the problem with this is that the train itself is a faraday cage. Especially the CrossCountry voyagers. www.cornish-times.co.uk/news/mp-hail...
MP hails rail connectivity win for Cornwall commuters and businesses
Ultra-fast fibre optic cables will be rolled out across key rail routes to eliminate long-standing mobile signal blackspots
www.cornish-times.co.uk
July 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
The other half has decided to have a night of retro gaming. Who can name the game?
June 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Today is the 1st ever pride held in our local Cornish town, so of course we had to go along to support (and ended up in the parade)
June 28, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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The new American Pope knows JD Vance is a moron. Good start.
May 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Prediction

Trump: We have an American Pope cos I made America Great Again

Pope: Nationalism is bad, Jesus didn't like capitalism, and tariffs hurt the poor

Trump: The Pope is a bad Pope, what a nasty Pope, I call him Fake Pope, etc

Just watch.
May 8, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Been trying to get FTTP at my property since moving in in 2021, after much back and forth with Openreach and BT, 889 days later we are still have no FTTP or FTTC available and they’re turning off the copper (ADSL) at the end of the year. Buckle up for a list of Openreach’s incompetence and excuses
April 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
After hearing about the sad passing of Michelle Trachtenberg, there’s only 1 thing we could watch tonight.

I wonder if Scotty knows yet…
February 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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The fascist President of the United States is calling the liberal President of Ukraine a dictator because his country got invaded by the fascist President of Russia?
February 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Nothing brings the neighbours together more than a shared disgust at Openreach putting in a fibre connection to a business downstairs and not enabling the rest of the building.

In their own surveyors words “that’s an additional day and a half work because someone half assed it the first time”
February 15, 2025 at 4:57 PM
@johnfinnemore.bsky.social Weasels King Henry has immortalised you with an industrial estate.
January 17, 2025 at 9:56 AM
The Christmas cooking has started with a Christmas brownie for desert (specially tailored for the free from segments of the family)
December 24, 2024 at 3:31 PM
How’s your day going? Can’t be worse than wearing the doggy bag that someone got from a Sunday roast but had no intention of eating.

So yeah, I’m having a great Sunday.
December 15, 2024 at 4:25 PM
After years of badgering Openreach, I am so close to being able to say these internet speeds will be a distant memory.
December 13, 2024 at 7:35 PM
I’ve lived in my current place for years and been trying to get FTTC or FTTP since I moved in. After I made a throwaway comment in work about how bad my broadband was, someone overheard, looked into it and found I can get fibre but open reach need to update their database.
December 5, 2024 at 6:51 PM
When your anniversary meal consists of finding an awesome carvery on your doorstep where the questions are “why haven’t we been before?” And “when are we coming next?”
November 24, 2024 at 8:52 PM
God forbid I should want something healthy in my lunch
Mum can you come and pick me up the sandwiches are being woke again
November 18, 2024 at 1:14 PM
Day 2 at my new job and I’m on laptop number 2 already 😂
November 12, 2024 at 5:00 PM
After 2 weeks of being funemployed, it’s time to go back to the big wide adult world and start my new job this morning. That 7am alarm was a shock 😂
November 11, 2024 at 8:29 AM
There really are some lovely places to have lunch in Cornwall
September 28, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Someone at Downing Street is having a bad day
September 26, 2024 at 6:06 PM
When you check on the weather and there's clearly a storm on the way with how the pressure is dropping.
September 20, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Apparently I need a blue pill to help my man, according to the guy in this clip.

A) I can please my man without assistance and
B) I don’t need assistance to make a happen
September 6, 2024 at 10:19 PM
What else can you do on a bank holiday weekend than go to one of the best burger places in South East Cornwall
August 25, 2024 at 12:08 PM
When the weather outside is wet and windy, Octopus Energy are going to pay me to run the washer/dryer today.

This feels like I’ve unlocked a special achievement in the game of life 😂
August 22, 2024 at 7:58 AM