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Experts Point To Long, Glorious History Of Successful U.S. Bombing Campaigns https://theonion.com/experts-point-to-long-glorious-history-of-successful-u-1819575498/
Experts Point To Long, Glorious History Of Successful U.S. Bombing Campaigns
WASHINGTON—In light of increased pressure on President Obama to order a military strike on Syria, leading historians and military experts on Tuesday simply pointed to the United States’ longstanding a...
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January 3, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Experts Point To Long, Glorious History Of Successful U.S. Bombing Campaigns https://theonion.com/experts-point-to-long-glorious-history-of-successful-u-1819575498/
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
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Trump Solemnly Lays Wreath At Site Where He Would Have Died During Vietnam War If He Weren’t Rich https://theonion.com/trump-solemnly-lays-wreath-at-site-where-he-would-have-1832907992/
November 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Trump Solemnly Lays Wreath At Site Where He Would Have Died During Vietnam War If He Weren’t Rich https://theonion.com/trump-solemnly-lays-wreath-at-site-where-he-would-have-1832907992/
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ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume
October 31, 2025 at 9:00 PM
ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume
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Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration
Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration
WASHINGTON—In what they described as a disappointing turn in the ongoing negotiations, White House officials confirmed Wednesday that diplomatic talks had broken down between President Donald Trump an...
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October 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration
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Nation’s Nutritionists Confirm Mini Versions Of Food Nummier https://theonion.com/nation-s-nutritionists-confirm-mini-versions-of-food-nu-1819580287/
October 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Nation’s Nutritionists Confirm Mini Versions Of Food Nummier https://theonion.com/nation-s-nutritionists-confirm-mini-versions-of-food-nu-1819580287/
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Impressionable Teen Falls In With Wrong Socioeconomic Class
Impressionable Teen Falls In With Wrong Socioeconomic Class
LARCHMONT, NY—Noting the 16-year-old had too big of an inheritance ahead of him to throw it all away, the parents of local teen Sutton Langford expressed concern Monday that their son was falling in w...
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October 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Impressionable Teen Falls In With Wrong Socioeconomic Class
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There was an incredible turnout across small-town USA! Many events weren’t even on our radar. Our coalition initially tracked around 3,000 events, but the number has now surged past 4,000 and counting.
October 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
There was an incredible turnout across small-town USA! Many events weren’t even on our radar. Our coalition initially tracked around 3,000 events, but the number has now surged past 4,000 and counting.
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Nation’s Old Men Announce Plans To Wake Up At 5 A.M. And Argue With Other Old Men Around Table At McDonald’s https://theonion.com/nation-s-old-men-announce-plans-to-wake-up-at-5-a-m-an-1849803269/
October 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Nation’s Old Men Announce Plans To Wake Up At 5 A.M. And Argue With Other Old Men Around Table At McDonald’s https://theonion.com/nation-s-old-men-announce-plans-to-wake-up-at-5-a-m-an-1849803269/
Going through TMS therapy and thus far (2 sessions) no discomfort.
October 2, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Going through TMS therapy and thus far (2 sessions) no discomfort.
My teachers have said ‘if someone betrays your trust once, they will do it again 1000 times. That’s how I lost a member of my family.
September 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
My teachers have said ‘if someone betrays your trust once, they will do it again 1000 times. That’s how I lost a member of my family.
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Get a shot, protect your brain? Maybe so!
🔹️The 4 vaccines for which research notes an association w/ lower rates of dementia: flu, shingles, RSV & Tdap (tetanus, diphtheria & pertussis)
🔹️Causality isn't confirmed, b/c "people who get vaccines may be...
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🔹️The 4 vaccines for which research notes an association w/ lower rates of dementia: flu, shingles, RSV & Tdap (tetanus, diphtheria & pertussis)
🔹️Causality isn't confirmed, b/c "people who get vaccines may be...
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www.washingtonpost.com/wellness/202...
4 vaccines linked to a lower risk of dementia
Some vaccine-preventable diseases are linked to accelerated brain atrophy and increased dementia risk years down the line.
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September 26, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Get a shot, protect your brain? Maybe so!
🔹️The 4 vaccines for which research notes an association w/ lower rates of dementia: flu, shingles, RSV & Tdap (tetanus, diphtheria & pertussis)
🔹️Causality isn't confirmed, b/c "people who get vaccines may be...
1/2
www.washingtonpost.com/wellness/202...
🔹️The 4 vaccines for which research notes an association w/ lower rates of dementia: flu, shingles, RSV & Tdap (tetanus, diphtheria & pertussis)
🔹️Causality isn't confirmed, b/c "people who get vaccines may be...
1/2
www.washingtonpost.com/wellness/202...
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Cat Internally Debates Whether Or Not To Rip Head Off Smaller Creature It Just Met https://theonion.com/cat-internally-debates-whether-or-not-to-rip-head-off-s-1819579289/
September 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Cat Internally Debates Whether Or Not To Rip Head Off Smaller Creature It Just Met https://theonion.com/cat-internally-debates-whether-or-not-to-rip-head-off-s-1819579289/
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FBI Warns Of ‘American Dream’ Scam
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April 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
FBI Warns Of ‘American Dream’ Scam
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RFK Jr. Orders Removal Of Sinks From HHS Bathrooms
RFK Jr. Orders Removal Of Sinks From HHS Bathrooms
WASHINGTON—As part of a sweeping overhaul of the building’s plumbing system, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly ordered the removal of sinks Tuesday from all bathrooms in the Department of Health and Hu...
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April 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
RFK Jr. Orders Removal Of Sinks From HHS Bathrooms
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Finance Guy Doing Cocaine In Sad Way This Time
April 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Finance Guy Doing Cocaine In Sad Way This Time
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Tucson, Arizona today.
Original projected attendance was 3,000 people.
23,000 showed up.
Original projected attendance was 3,000 people.
23,000 showed up.
March 22, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Tucson, Arizona today.
Original projected attendance was 3,000 people.
23,000 showed up.
Original projected attendance was 3,000 people.
23,000 showed up.