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Kess
@kesscat.bsky.social
Burdcat who occasionally moonlights as a sheep. Queer, genderfluid (they/them), pan, poly. Married to best Fox @cajunfox
Living on a small farm and doing my best
It me!
I tattooed some old furry friends yesterday and had a blast :3
November 3, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Aand here’s the second one :3
November 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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I tattooed some old furry friends yesterday and had a blast :3
November 3, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Statistically Backed Stereotypes for Each 40k Faction. Astounding. Motion for Deathwatch to be renamed to Hotwifewatch.

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October 6, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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I couldn't get tickets to the world premiere of Frankenstein in Imax. They sold out in milliseconds.

My only choice was to get there 40 minutes early and wait in the standby line.

Guillermo del Toro walked by, saw me waiting, and had his team give me one of his personal guest tickets.
September 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Turkey update! I knew going in to getting poults that turkeys are pretty dumb. I did not know how determined to kill themselves they were. I also didn't know how charming and curious turkeys are. These are all destined for Thanksgiving/Christmas dinners, but i think want to get heritage breeds
September 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I've always wanted to do a full sleeve tattoo for my right arm but nothing ever clicked. But I just thought of doing something dinotopia themed and that really felt right so I think designing that is going to be my next obsession
August 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
The cat has been hiding all day, to the point where I was concerned that he may have gotten out or stuck in the basement. Can't find him anywhere, doesn't even come out when I have treats. The second I say "hey, it's garbage night, I'll clean the litter box" he appears to leave one last stinky shit
July 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Oh boy the joys of farm dogs.... I'm out putting everyone away for the night and see Athena delightedly rolling on the ground, jumping up, sniffing the area and then rolling all over it again. Go to see what the hell she's found, some kind of black muck. It's probably poop. At least she look happy.
July 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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the constant insistence that "nonbinary" is "woman lite" both from within and outside of trans communities, kept my nonbinary ass in the closet for about ten years
May 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Caught a criminal in the chicken coop yesterday. He was eating eggs. Safely relocated to a forest far enough away he shouldn't come back, I don't mind losing a few eggs but the young chickens will be in the coop soon and skunks can be dangerous to little guys.
June 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I have trees coming in the mail and I'm about as excited about them arriving as I am for a new game. Is this getting old?
May 19, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Shouting into the void per the usual, but it's lonely hours I guess. Living rural doesn't help, but really feeling the lack of community that feels ever present, especially post covid
May 16, 2025 at 1:29 AM
First four babies out of the incubator now that they're all dry. There's still quite a few pipped eggs, but these four were busy playing soccer with their siblings
May 4, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Baaaaaby!
May 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
My incubator is peeping! One more day until chicklets, I'm going to explode
May 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Stop using AI.

Yes, even just for fun.

AI is built on STOLEN images and text.

That’s right: by using it, you’re stealing from your friends. There is NOT ethical generative AI.

Bonus bullshit: it is HORRENOUS for the environment.

(Yes, even the cutesy profile photo cartoon things.)
April 12, 2025 at 1:25 PM
It feels unfair that the world is falling apart, awful things keep happening around the house and it's also tax season at the same time. If the stressful shit could at least take turns ruining everything, I'd appreciate it
April 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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27 pages. Of babies. Whose entire understanding of what Earth sounded like was bombs dropping & people screaming at the sky
March 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Freddie Mercury didn't go into the studio and nail the vocals for "The Show Must Go On" in one take while dying of AIDS for you to despair and give up now. Take the time you need, but then get up and get back out there.

The show must go on.
February 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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February 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I'm rewatching Golden Girls because it's good and there's an episode where they volunteer at a food kitchen. They're talking about how people are only a paycheck or two away from disaster and that rent is high and minimum wage is stagnant. This was the 80's, how are these still the fckn problems
January 18, 2025 at 11:38 PM