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Kestrel Casey
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Author. Activist. Disabled. Queer. Defective manic pixie dream girl.
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Okay, my follower count and mix on here is now such that I need to say this:

If you know me in real life, no you don't.

If you saw me at a place I can routinely be found, no you didn't.

Thank you for understanding.
I changed my meds in the hope that I could be less dopey in the morning.

So far, what is happening instead is a dramatic failure to go the fuck to sleep in the first place.
December 1, 2025 at 6:27 AM
My comrades and I will take 1000 tickets for the Phil Ochs biopic, please.
One of my crackpot theories is that music biopics work best with moderately famous musicians.

e.g., I'd way rather watch a biopic of Bob Seger than Bob Dylan.
December 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I was pleasantly surprised when furries started coming back around as a subculture. People don't understand that most furries are smart, queer, and politically educated. The number of purple foxes who work at NASA may surprise you. It's definitely gonna surprise this Republican.
""I'd heard of furries, but to be honest, I didn't think they were real. Then one filed to run against me for Congress," stated the email. "Samuel Smeltzer, whose furry name is Elyon Badger, announced he's running against me, in costume, on a far left progressive platform.""
'The furries are coming for me!' GOP lawmaker turns heads with odd fundraising pitch
Rep. Tom Barrett (R-MI) sent out a bizarre fundraising call to action for his supporters on Friday, headlined, "the furries are coming for me.""I'd heard of furries, but to be honest, I didn't think t...
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November 29, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Reposted by Kestrel Casey
So-called "smart" devices are pushed heavily for the holidays, but be mindful of what you're opting that gift recipient into. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...
Think Twice Before Giving Surveillance for the Holidays
With the holidays upon us, it's easy to default to giving the tech gifts that retailers tend to push on us this time of year: smart speakers, video doorbells, bluetooth trackers, fitness trackers,
www.eff.org
November 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I have a story about this story.

In my teen scene, there was a guy named Bobby Hackney. The scene was so small, and he was so good, he was in multiple bands. I went to one show where he was in *every* band.

I knew my punk history. But I did not realize at the time that he was Bobby Hackney...Jr.
54 years ago
A band called 'Death' was punk before punk was punk

Formed in November 1971 by the 3 Hackney brothers, they were influential pioneers of the genre and, along with Pure Hell, the first all-black proto-punk/punk band.

#punkrock #death #protopunk #history #punkrockhistory #knowyourroots
November 28, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I sincerely hope that this is one in a string of heists in secret preparation for a wild annual Theives' Gala held in an abandoned church.
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
You just died.

The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

...checks out. In fact, it's kind of why I took the picture.
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
NaNoWriMo day 26.

Apparently, while writing this particular chapter, I was obsessed with the word "shiny." Everything is shiny.

Everything needs to stop being shiny. Get dull and be damned.
November 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
O and I had a conversation about Inspector Gadget.

He did the Dr. Claw voice, trying to say "Don't judge a book by its cover," which somehow devolved into him doing the Batman voice and "You know what they say: Don't read a book."
a green dinosaur is glowing in the dark in a dark room .
Alt: A weasel dying of laughter in Who Framed Roger Rabbit
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 AM
The Salvation Army bell ringers are out. I thought this year instead of just ignoring them (rude) I would print out a little card outlining my issues with the organization.

I started by copying and pasting the wikipedia "controversies" section.

IT IS SIX PAGES LONG.

Gonna have to trim this.
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I have participated in the creeping menace that is "Black Friday" sales.

I left some jeans in my cart for a month to see if it would go on sale for the holidays. They did, and I bought them. I feel kinda gross about it. But in my defense, it was the only way I could afford 97% denim.
November 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
If we're doing Hot Pie Takes, here's mine: No pie is worth the effort. Just make the filling and eat it with a spoon. You can put crumbly stuff on top if you want.
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Reposted by Kestrel Casey
My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
NaNoWriMo day 25.

I'm pretty sure I just changed something back to the way it was in the very first draft.

Why am I like this.
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Need a cultural read here:

1. Do you know the song "Simple Gifts"

and

2. Would it seem out of place to you in a winter holiday context
November 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
NaNoWriMo day 24.

Doing more writing than cutting today, thanks in part to a note I left myself at 2 AM and then had to decipher this morning.

I haven't posted any excerpts in this process, so find one below, I guess:
November 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Got another ai slop "Your book is so good! BuY oUR PrOMo pAckAge!!!" email today.

I was going to read and mock it, but then I realized it's so long it's very nearly a novella.

If people are doing to use LLMs to run scams, can they at least teach them when to shut the fuck up?
November 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Teacher literally weaponized the Someone is Wrong on the Internet phenomenon.
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
NaNoWriMo day 23.

I realized in this editing process that my apocalypse book from a decade ago is an accidental travel guide to pre-Covid Portland, Oregon. Most of the places I included have gone out of business in the last five years. They will be missed and memorialized.
November 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I'll say this for millennials; we've leaving thrift stores a lot weirder than we found them.
November 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Dreamed that friends and I checked out a new Third Eye Blind themed bar in town. It was empty. Stephen Jenkins was just sitting by himself at a high table waiting for people to talk to him, which no one did. Woke up feeling sorry for him.
November 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I don't know what the opposite of this gif is, but it seems to be happening on my timeline right now.

What the Zohran is happening?
a man in a suit is holding three boxes of pizza .
Alt: Man returns with pizza to find room on fire
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:40 AM
NaNoWriMo day 21.

Migraine! Knew it was going to happen sooner or later.

I have taken the drugs. I will still do some edits. I will have to go back once the migraine is gone and do it again, because migraine brain can't be trusted, but I can't break my streak.
November 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
NaNoWriMo day 20.

I found a good paragraph today. Not just tolerable. Good.
November 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM