Kurt Schwarzenbart🫣
@kgts12.bsky.social
husband, actor, composer, veteran, tropical depression
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If any journalist wants to talk to a trans man with a PhD in Human Genomics who was trained in labs that studied the evolution of sex, I'm right here
Or just keep platforming Republicans who have a 5th grade understanding of biology so they get more trans people killed, sure 🤷🏻♂️
Or just keep platforming Republicans who have a 5th grade understanding of biology so they get more trans people killed, sure 🤷🏻♂️
December 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
If any journalist wants to talk to a trans man with a PhD in Human Genomics who was trained in labs that studied the evolution of sex, I'm right here
Or just keep platforming Republicans who have a 5th grade understanding of biology so they get more trans people killed, sure 🤷🏻♂️
Or just keep platforming Republicans who have a 5th grade understanding of biology so they get more trans people killed, sure 🤷🏻♂️
Dear Venezuela,
Pay attention to how Trump handles the Epstein files.
Just sayin’
Pay attention to how Trump handles the Epstein files.
Just sayin’
November 19, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Dear Venezuela,
Pay attention to how Trump handles the Epstein files.
Just sayin’
Pay attention to how Trump handles the Epstein files.
Just sayin’
A little trivia: @realgdt.bsky.social has never put me in any of his movies.
Also a little trivia: I have no idea how to audition for a Guillermo del Toro film - or any film for that matter.
Also a little trivia: I have no idea how to audition for a Guillermo del Toro film - or any film for that matter.
November 18, 2025 at 3:08 AM
A little trivia: @realgdt.bsky.social has never put me in any of his movies.
Also a little trivia: I have no idea how to audition for a Guillermo del Toro film - or any film for that matter.
Also a little trivia: I have no idea how to audition for a Guillermo del Toro film - or any film for that matter.
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Genius
November 4, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Genius
DHS should stop using Norman Rockwell pictures and get their own graphic artists. They already have a staff of them. Have you seen what they’ve done to Noem’s face?
November 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
DHS should stop using Norman Rockwell pictures and get their own graphic artists. They already have a staff of them. Have you seen what they’ve done to Noem’s face?
Does one get extra suck up points for putting the “J” in the presidents name? Asking for a friend.
October 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Does one get extra suck up points for putting the “J” in the presidents name? Asking for a friend.
Adelita Grijalva should be shadowing Johnson everywhere.
October 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Adelita Grijalva should be shadowing Johnson everywhere.
I can’t tell if ICE “officials” want to play Cops and Robbers, or Cowboys and Indians. Either way, their cosplay costumes are pretty good.
Their mommies must be so proud.
Their mommies must be so proud.
October 14, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I can’t tell if ICE “officials” want to play Cops and Robbers, or Cowboys and Indians. Either way, their cosplay costumes are pretty good.
Their mommies must be so proud.
Their mommies must be so proud.
I’m surprised that RFK Jr and the Brainworms weren’t invited to the alternative halftime show.
October 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I’m surprised that RFK Jr and the Brainworms weren’t invited to the alternative halftime show.
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But, it's...the new Jan Brady...Trump 2.0.
September 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
But, it's...the new Jan Brady...Trump 2.0.
Other reasons to not take Tylenol.
a man in a suit and tie is talking into microphones with the caption " it looks like a big tylenol
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking into microphones with the caption " it looks like a big tylenol
media.tenor.com
September 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Other reasons to not take Tylenol.
Escalatorgate
a bald man in a white shirt and tie is holding a brush in his hand .
ALT: a bald man in a white shirt and tie is holding a brush in his hand .
media.tenor.com
September 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Escalatorgate
I recently started composing a requiem in Latin and STILL wasn’t raptured! IN LATIN!! WTF?
September 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I recently started composing a requiem in Latin and STILL wasn’t raptured! IN LATIN!! WTF?
I love that Schumer and Jeffries are going to demand a meeting with Trump. I hope they bring their heavy hitting backups of the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny.
September 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I love that Schumer and Jeffries are going to demand a meeting with Trump. I hope they bring their heavy hitting backups of the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny.
Every time I see something coming from the White House, Trump, or any of the various departments, I can’t help feel the country is being run by elementary school children, or the escapees from the abandoned insane asylums.
No offense to the elementary school children.
No offense to the elementary school children.
September 7, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Every time I see something coming from the White House, Trump, or any of the various departments, I can’t help feel the country is being run by elementary school children, or the escapees from the abandoned insane asylums.
No offense to the elementary school children.
No offense to the elementary school children.
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I didn’t see it until I zoomed into the bruise.
August 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I didn’t see it until I zoomed into the bruise.
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Lisa Kudrow nailed it! This was the best
Republican impersonation I have ever seen, I was even getting upset thinking this was real. Love it!
Republican impersonation I have ever seen, I was even getting upset thinking this was real. Love it!
August 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Lisa Kudrow nailed it! This was the best
Republican impersonation I have ever seen, I was even getting upset thinking this was real. Love it!
Republican impersonation I have ever seen, I was even getting upset thinking this was real. Love it!
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Gazans are starving
anntelnaes.substack.com/p/gazans-are...
(And a reminder since there will be people who try to change the narrative of this cartoon: Criticizing the Israeli government and its policies is not antisemitic)
anntelnaes.substack.com/p/gazans-are...
(And a reminder since there will be people who try to change the narrative of this cartoon: Criticizing the Israeli government and its policies is not antisemitic)
July 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Gazans are starving
anntelnaes.substack.com/p/gazans-are...
(And a reminder since there will be people who try to change the narrative of this cartoon: Criticizing the Israeli government and its policies is not antisemitic)
anntelnaes.substack.com/p/gazans-are...
(And a reminder since there will be people who try to change the narrative of this cartoon: Criticizing the Israeli government and its policies is not antisemitic)
Since Trumpy-poo took office, I wonder how many times Mike Johnson set off his anti-porn app?
July 22, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Since Trumpy-poo took office, I wonder how many times Mike Johnson set off his anti-porn app?
I think I’m one of the last people who has not been sued by Trumpy-poo. I’m sure it’s just a matter of time.
July 18, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I think I’m one of the last people who has not been sued by Trumpy-poo. I’m sure it’s just a matter of time.
Didn’t Trumpy-poo say gas is less than a dollar a gallon? Where? I just filled up with gas over $4!
Wait a second: did he lie to me?
Wait a second: did he lie to me?
July 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Didn’t Trumpy-poo say gas is less than a dollar a gallon? Where? I just filled up with gas over $4!
Wait a second: did he lie to me?
Wait a second: did he lie to me?
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Harris should sue for media bias in what Fox chose to air. Should be worth at least $16M.
July 14, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Harris should sue for media bias in what Fox chose to air. Should be worth at least $16M.
I’m amazed how tough Hakeem Jeffries is on Zoltan Mamdani, and how soft and ineffective he is on the Republicans.
July 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I’m amazed how tough Hakeem Jeffries is on Zoltan Mamdani, and how soft and ineffective he is on the Republicans.