This is probably nothing like what you’re asking, but we ran a pro-wrestler RPG(?) by emailing your characters’ pre-match smack talking to the group, and then using a video game with customized characters to see the outcome (per week).

It went for like 2 years and was a lot of fun.

Looks like this, works with most any yarn thickness:

youtube.com/shorts/-GtlV...

You untwist the skein until it’s a large hoop, extend the swift to hold it, and then wind the cake on the other doohickey

These are the two things I mean:

www.amazon.com/INMAKER-Yarn...

To put the yarn on a ball (or “cake”) is a bigger setup, and I forget some of the terms, there’s an umbrella-like spinning structure you put the skein on, and then a yarn ball/cake winder that has a hand crank.
I help my wife set it up and wind it, because I’m the engineer on call in the fam.

Yarn is in a ball, and rolls around in the bowl. The leading thread goes out the hole in the side.

Like, a knitting bowl?

www.amazon.com/Knitting-Sto...

Right behind ya.

Thrift shops? Army/Navy surplus stores?

😂
Btw, that dagger/knife email was really neat today!

I’m getting real sick of family this week.

look I have Premiere Pro and a problem with authority, I’d happily cut an alternative version if I had the files

No, punk.
But I’m also really finicky about ska.

You don’t like being treated like a criminal suspect the entire time? X-ray baggage, microwave scan you, remove shoes/belts, no water, an armed Marshall watching everyone on the flight.

Flights overbooked and cancelled last minute with no refunds or assistance. Being charged for needing clothes.

🙌

I hadn’t even thought of driverless cars on those canyon roads - OMG that’s not going to go well!

Same. God, so much money!