Aeryn
@kickassmagicrobot.bsky.social
Weird jokes, creative stuff, occasional promo for Kick Ass, Magic Robot!
Kick Ass, Magic Robot! is 100% human written and drawn. Never GenAI. Gods it would come out so much faster if I used AI.
Kick Ass, Magic Robot! is 100% human written and drawn. Never GenAI. Gods it would come out so much faster if I used AI.
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TRAFFIC HACKERS
Insert a movie into another movie:
BUFFY THE K-POP DEMON SLAYER
BUFFY THE K-POP DEMON SLAYER
Insert a movie into another movie:
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE EDGE OF TOMORROW
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE EDGE OF TOMORROW
December 3, 2025 at 6:24 PM
TRAFFIC HACKERS
Great day over here. Banner fucking day. Heavy snowfall. Got a new position at work. Odo looks so handsome in his new sweater. Older kid came over to hang with the family for a while. Watched about half of the most recent season of MHA and it's good!
December 3, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Great day over here. Banner fucking day. Heavy snowfall. Got a new position at work. Odo looks so handsome in his new sweater. Older kid came over to hang with the family for a while. Watched about half of the most recent season of MHA and it's good!
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thanks, business doula
December 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
thanks, business doula
Had to take Lyft to work this morning. Why in the good green fuck does "wait and save, 15 minutes" ALWAYS MEAN SOMEONE WILL BE THERE IN 2 MINUTES? Fucking christ. I'm getting ready for work. I assume if you tell me 15, that i have 7. At least.
December 1, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Had to take Lyft to work this morning. Why in the good green fuck does "wait and save, 15 minutes" ALWAYS MEAN SOMEONE WILL BE THERE IN 2 MINUTES? Fucking christ. I'm getting ready for work. I assume if you tell me 15, that i have 7. At least.
RG Evangelion Unit 00 on lighted display base
November 30, 2025 at 5:10 AM
RG Evangelion Unit 00 on lighted display base
Go buy a cool indie game!
Our only sale for the year continues! Pick up a game!
November 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Go buy a cool indie game!
If you see this, post a Comics cover you love.
November 29, 2025 at 4:06 AM
If you see this, post a Comics cover you love.
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
The Cure
Autechre
Hypocrisy/Suffocation
Yes
Rolling Stones
The Cure
Autechre
Hypocrisy/Suffocation
Yes
Rolling Stones
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Kraftwerk
Lenny Kravitz
The Wonderstuff
The Prodigy
Inspiral Carpets
Kraftwerk
Lenny Kravitz
The Wonderstuff
The Prodigy
Inspiral Carpets
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
A random selection
-Electric Six
-Killing Joke
-PJ Harvey
-Einstürzende Neubauten
-Pop Will Eat Itself
A random selection
-Electric Six
-Killing Joke
-PJ Harvey
-Einstürzende Neubauten
-Pop Will Eat Itself
November 28, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
The Cure
Autechre
Hypocrisy/Suffocation
Yes
Rolling Stones
The Cure
Autechre
Hypocrisy/Suffocation
Yes
Rolling Stones
Some days I feel like a transformer. Stretch the trapezius, pop the shoulder. Crack the knuckles, then straighten the elbow until it slots in place. Spin 90 degrees at the waist
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Some days I feel like a transformer. Stretch the trapezius, pop the shoulder. Crack the knuckles, then straighten the elbow until it slots in place. Spin 90 degrees at the waist
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
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reposting w/ alt text
November 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
reposting w/ alt text
This is Odo Baggins!
November 17, 2025 at 12:52 AM
This is Odo Baggins!
Okay! Today is the day I go find a new dog and bring them home tomorrow. Also I get to hang out with my baas fraan.
November 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Okay! Today is the day I go find a new dog and bring them home tomorrow. Also I get to hang out with my baas fraan.
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I cannot emphasize enough how many people are dead today who wouldn't be if any of these fucking journalists had done actual fucking journalism instead of serving the ruling class
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
November 13, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I cannot emphasize enough how many people are dead today who wouldn't be if any of these fucking journalists had done actual fucking journalism instead of serving the ruling class
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Yeesh. It's been 7 months since i updated the comic. I need to do this if i'm gonna tell this story before i die
November 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Yeesh. It's been 7 months since i updated the comic. I need to do this if i'm gonna tell this story before i die
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Desperately need someone to run me over with a car
November 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Desperately need someone to run me over with a car
Was supposed to drive a couple of hours to visit a friend and get a dog. Now none of those things is happening today.
November 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Was supposed to drive a couple of hours to visit a friend and get a dog. Now none of those things is happening today.
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(Reuters) - Meta internally projected late last year that it would earn about 10% of its overall annual revenue – or $16 billion – from running advertising for scams and banned goods, internal company documents show.
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November 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
(Reuters) - Meta internally projected late last year that it would earn about 10% of its overall annual revenue – or $16 billion – from running advertising for scams and banned goods, internal company documents show.
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www.reuters.com/investigatio...
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My feed went all Hazbin Hotel for a minute. Had to unfollow someone lol
November 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
My feed went all Hazbin Hotel for a minute. Had to unfollow someone lol
This just in: Andrew Cuomo, mayor in exile, has been sold to a Dothraki Horse Lord
November 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
This just in: Andrew Cuomo, mayor in exile, has been sold to a Dothraki Horse Lord