Just Paige™
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Despite all my rage I'm still just a lady named Paige
Worf is always a Mood
June 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Worf is always a Mood
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Me, an Italian, standing outside Olive Garden
May 29, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Me, an Italian, standing outside Olive Garden
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The Eurovision Song Contest revives me once a year for two weeks like Michael Buble at Christmas
May 23, 2025 at 12:35 PM
The Eurovision Song Contest revives me once a year for two weeks like Michael Buble at Christmas
the Borscht Collective
January 19, 2025 at 2:24 PM
the Borscht Collective
not to be rude but I think I should get $10 for every insane text message I choose not to send
December 28, 2024 at 7:41 PM
not to be rude but I think I should get $10 for every insane text message I choose not to send
Whenever a podcast host makes a call to action to check out their Patreon page it sounds like a personal request to me, Paige, to check out their Patreon and I like that
December 15, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Whenever a podcast host makes a call to action to check out their Patreon page it sounds like a personal request to me, Paige, to check out their Patreon and I like that
lemme hit you with this: Spockula
December 11, 2024 at 12:38 AM
lemme hit you with this: Spockula
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Denny's spaghetti robot is the hero we all need.
December 10, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Denny's spaghetti robot is the hero we all need.
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The Greeks absolutely had it right when they included a chorus in their plays. They knew audiences are dumbasses who need to be told “THIS MAN IS BAD. HE IS HERE AS AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT *NOT* TO DO. WOE TO THE BUMPTIOUS FOOL WHO WOULD IDOLIZE HIM. YOU ARE NOT, NOR DO YOU WANT TO BE, ALEX DELARGE”
December 9, 2024 at 4:12 PM
The Greeks absolutely had it right when they included a chorus in their plays. They knew audiences are dumbasses who need to be told “THIS MAN IS BAD. HE IS HERE AS AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT *NOT* TO DO. WOE TO THE BUMPTIOUS FOOL WHO WOULD IDOLIZE HIM. YOU ARE NOT, NOR DO YOU WANT TO BE, ALEX DELARGE”
Four albums that dropped in high school and defined your taste forever
the four horsemen of psychological calamity
the four horsemen of psychological calamity
December 8, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Four albums that dropped in high school and defined your taste forever
the four horsemen of psychological calamity
the four horsemen of psychological calamity
I love Wildflower because depending on what kind of mood I'm in it makes me think of the girl who broke my heart this summer or the one who makes me feel threatened in my current situation, either way I'm having a Bad Time
December 6, 2024 at 12:36 PM
I love Wildflower because depending on what kind of mood I'm in it makes me think of the girl who broke my heart this summer or the one who makes me feel threatened in my current situation, either way I'm having a Bad Time
yall my spotify wrapped is so unhinged this year
December 5, 2024 at 12:26 AM
yall my spotify wrapped is so unhinged this year
My favorite part of Dragon Age Veilguard is the awkward real-time elevator rides
December 1, 2024 at 11:07 PM
My favorite part of Dragon Age Veilguard is the awkward real-time elevator rides
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Roses are red,
Grapes have a vine,
Grapes have a vine,
December 1, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Roses are red,
Grapes have a vine,
Grapes have a vine,
I'm conflicted about what Spotify thinks of me
November 30, 2024 at 1:31 PM
I'm conflicted about what Spotify thinks of me
"Write an 11th Commandment"
November 30, 2024 at 4:34 AM
"Write an 11th Commandment"
I don't know why I even know about the Subaru BRAT but I need it back asap
November 29, 2024 at 1:17 PM
I don't know why I even know about the Subaru BRAT but I need it back asap
Star Trek loves a fuck ass bob
November 28, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Star Trek loves a fuck ass bob
This year I realized I am wicked gay but not Wicked gay
November 28, 2024 at 2:15 PM
This year I realized I am wicked gay but not Wicked gay
Shout out to the only manic pixie dream boy Nino Quincampoix
November 27, 2024 at 11:09 PM
Shout out to the only manic pixie dream boy Nino Quincampoix
thot daughter this thought daughter that, por qué no las dos?
November 24, 2024 at 11:04 PM
thot daughter this thought daughter that, por qué no las dos?
space mom and space dad are giving you a chance to explain why you should go to art school instead of space school
November 24, 2024 at 4:11 AM
space mom and space dad are giving you a chance to explain why you should go to art school instead of space school
look is on point today 👌
November 23, 2024 at 5:12 PM
look is on point today 👌