Tramell Tillman stole a chunk of a Tom Cruise movie right out from under Tom Cruise

if that's not a star, i don't know what is

wrote about it

briancgrubb.substack.com/p/tramell-ti...

Astronaut, author, professional football player, and STEM educator Leland Melvin was born OTD in 1964.

Here he is in the greatest photo ever produced by the US space program.

Image: NASA

Merry Christmas to all

1st gig: Paul Simon
Last: Goth Babe
Worst: Spiritualized (acoustic)
Loudest: My Bloody Valentine
Best: The Catherine Wheel
Most: M83
Happy got to see: The Postal Service
Wish: Hum
Next: The Breeders

It's real and it's here! Go get your The Onion print subscription now. Need to dust off my Print Ads Director resume.

thanks to my simple rule “just call people whatever pronoun they want who cares” i spend less time thinking about gender issues than 95% of the population. with my free time i imagine cool battles

Rest in piss

@murderxbryan.bsky.social Just received an email from Peacock announcing the new Ted original series. Excited?

Hard to imagine a more instant skip and play back to back

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

H.P. Lovecraft: Your limited human mind cannot comprehend Cthulhu

Me: (comprehending easily) Squid guy

Grateful for the anonymous helping hand for the invite to Bluesky. Must be how Noah felt.