Kief
@kiefmeister.bsky.social
If I had a heart, you're the one to break it.
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I love concerts, man
December 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I love concerts, man
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Greatest band of all time.
October 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Greatest band of all time.
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I offered my 2 year old a banana and he went "Wait! Have to put book away!" and then put his book away in the right place before stumbling over mumbling banana over and over. This kids a genius I'm so cooked he'll usurp me in weeks at this point. I don't even always put my stuff away right.
October 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I offered my 2 year old a banana and he went "Wait! Have to put book away!" and then put his book away in the right place before stumbling over mumbling banana over and over. This kids a genius I'm so cooked he'll usurp me in weeks at this point. I don't even always put my stuff away right.
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GOOD FUCK HIM
After waiting several days to be collected by Banjo and Kazooie, an orange Jinjo was found dead on top of a large rock somewhere.
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October 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
GOOD FUCK HIM
@patstaresat.bsky.social sorry if my saying CSB was better than Friendcast drummed up some negative vibes, I didnt think when I sent that 😬
October 7, 2025 at 2:27 AM
@patstaresat.bsky.social sorry if my saying CSB was better than Friendcast drummed up some negative vibes, I didnt think when I sent that 😬
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I'm seeing people saying the reason I hate Banjo is because I'm contrarian, but I don't get it. You're acting like I knew people loved it and decided grr nah Imma be different, when in fact it was I saw it on a friends N64 in 98' and was immediately repulsed and asked if we could switch to GoldenEye
October 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I'm seeing people saying the reason I hate Banjo is because I'm contrarian, but I don't get it. You're acting like I knew people loved it and decided grr nah Imma be different, when in fact it was I saw it on a friends N64 in 98' and was immediately repulsed and asked if we could switch to GoldenEye
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After spending decades shitting on Banjo Kazooie from afar, I have finally beaten it. I can now confidently say it sucks from close up, as well. Terrible game.
October 1, 2025 at 8:04 AM
After spending decades shitting on Banjo Kazooie from afar, I have finally beaten it. I can now confidently say it sucks from close up, as well. Terrible game.
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I've been asked the play / watch order of things for like 15 years and I literally always go "just do it in the order it came out in" and people go "whooaaa ohh crazy"
There's some people that have an audience that I genuinely wonder if they can be considered literate.
I love posts like this that tell you what games to skip because it exposes how little they care about character writing and most of the motivation is being current rather than experiencing the thing normally.
There is no deadline you need to hit. Just play things at your own pace.
There is no deadline you need to hit. Just play things at your own pace.
August 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I've been asked the play / watch order of things for like 15 years and I literally always go "just do it in the order it came out in" and people go "whooaaa ohh crazy"
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Paige just turned around and tweaked her neck we're both down this is a disaster we're cooked the kid can't be stopped he's got the run of the house
July 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Paige just turned around and tweaked her neck we're both down this is a disaster we're cooked the kid can't be stopped he's got the run of the house
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Oh maan
2XKO will be the first fighting game to have a longer run being at EVO booths than EVO mainstage.
July 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Oh maan
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tesla is a terrorist organization
BREAKING: Jacksonville Airport is on fucking fire.
The parking garage is engulfed in flames and sources are pointing at a Tesla explosion as the ignition point.
You can’t make this shit up.
The parking garage is engulfed in flames and sources are pointing at a Tesla explosion as the ignition point.
You can’t make this shit up.
May 17, 2025 at 12:06 AM
tesla is a terrorist organization
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Reskeet if you have more followers than Tommy Tallarico
May 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Reskeet if you have more followers than Tommy Tallarico
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REPLACE HIM WITH AI NOBODY NEEDS HIS USELESS ASS
May 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
REPLACE HIM WITH AI NOBODY NEEDS HIS USELESS ASS
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Happy 39th birthday (and Earth Day) to my wonderful A posing husband, @patstaresat.bsky.social ❤️
April 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Happy 39th birthday (and Earth Day) to my wonderful A posing husband, @patstaresat.bsky.social ❤️
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UNDERPAT (2016)
April 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
UNDERPAT (2016)
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I'm struggling so hard to give a fuck about a bunch of rich people who paid the 3rd richest person on Earth $500,000 to go to space for a few minutes, while there are folks here who can't even afford the basics to survive.
April 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I'm struggling so hard to give a fuck about a bunch of rich people who paid the 3rd richest person on Earth $500,000 to go to space for a few minutes, while there are folks here who can't even afford the basics to survive.
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The most cooked it's ever been
"Marathon is going to launch as a premium product, meaning players will be asked to pay full price."
Marathon will have a battle pass, 3 maps (4th map arriving shortly after launch)
www.gamespot.com/articles/bun...
Marathon will have a battle pass, 3 maps (4th map arriving shortly after launch)
www.gamespot.com/articles/bun...
April 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
The most cooked it's ever been
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This Kong’s got style, so listen up dudes! She can change her pronouns to suit her mood
April 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
This Kong’s got style, so listen up dudes! She can change her pronouns to suit her mood
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The stupid... it b-u-r-n-s...!!! 🔥 🔥 🔥
April 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The stupid... it b-u-r-n-s...!!! 🔥 🔥 🔥
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CotW season pass 2 characters revealed
April 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
CotW season pass 2 characters revealed
My favorite streamer is @patstaresat.bsky.social. thats it thats the post.
April 3, 2025 at 3:23 AM
My favorite streamer is @patstaresat.bsky.social. thats it thats the post.