@constantmiller.bsky.social hasn’t asked me to be her daylight for daylight savings yet 😔

Imagine having all the money in the world and getting as much plastic surgery as Elon Musk, only to still end up looking like a waterlogged ferret.

So, naming your kid Elon at this point is kinda like naming him Adolf.

DEI means programs that hire veterans too, my guys.

I yearn for the days of fighting for equal pay. Ah patriarchy, the gift that keeps regressing 💝

So ADL is gonna argue that he’s smart enough to become a 400x billionaire, but not smart enough to know the meaning of that gesture. Ok. Got it.

This is not an awkward hand movement. It was intentional and deliberate and do not let them tell you otherwise.

$1,131,794,901

That's how much Big Oil has spent over the last 30 years paying off Congress to look the other way on climate action while the planet burns.

Well, the planet is burning.
Don't let them look away.

Luigi Mangione couldn’t be the guy - he was with me and my wife that day all of the way in Los Angeles. You’ve got the wrong guy, let him go. And give him his gun back! 🙏🏼 #denydefenddepose

If a man approaches you make sure you tell him you “don’t have any spare change” before he even gets a chance to talk 🫶🏼