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This one?
Hornets 126 Jazz 72
January 11, 2026 at 4:31 AM
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a rare shout-out to reddit, where a post about a moment of silence for Renee Good at a timberwolves game has 40k+ upvotes and all the top comments are "Fuck ICE"
reddit post: Timberwolves hold a moment of silence for Renee Nicole Good [video] 42k upvotes
January 9, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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This teamfight tactics patch note reminded me of a @helldude.bsky.social post I can’t find rn
Growth Mindset Removed
January 7, 2026 at 2:31 AM
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Basketball is my favorite sport
Nuggets: • Tamar Bates (left foot surgery) - Out • Christian Braun (left ankle sprain) - Out • Aaron Gordon (right hamstring strain) - Out • Tim Hardaway Jr. (illness; management) - Out • Cameron Johnson (right knee bone bruise) - Out • Nikola Jokic (left knee bone bruise) - Out • Jamal Murray (left ankle sprain) - Out • Jonas Valanciunas (right calf strain) - Out
January 5, 2026 at 11:34 PM
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Okay Instagram is definitely spying in ways it’s not telling us. My gf and I had a conversation about flights to London this morning and we looked up flights ON OUR COMPUTERS IN INCOGNITO MODE. Today I open Instagram, which I rarely do, and for the first time ads for hotels and flights in London
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January 3, 2026 at 3:52 AM
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IN THIS HOUSE WE BELIEVE MAGNETIC FIELDS ARE KEEPING ME FROM HAVING SEX EUGENICISTS WITH A PLANE FETISH MADE UP UFOS JFK IS STILL ALIVE, ARMED AND AT LARGE IN TEXAS SOCIAL SECURITY WOULDN'T EXIST WITHOUT THE USSR CHEMTRAILS DO EXIST BUT IT'S JUST THE NORMAL POISON ALL OUR SOCIAL RELATIONSHIPS ARE MEDIATED BY IMAGES SECRET SOCIETIES ARE OBSOLETE AT THIS POINT SELF RIGHTEOUSNESS IS AS DANGEROUS AS ANY WEAPON THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS OUTER' SPACE AMERICA IS TEEMING WITH HUNGRY, ANGRY GHOSTS HACROPLASTICS ARE THE REAL DANGER TO OUR HEALTH ALASKA IS A TV SOUNDSTAGE IN POINT ROBERTS. VA HALF THE ELEVATORS YOU USE WERE BUILT BY NAZS MILLIONS OF HOMUNCULI LIVE IN EACH SILICON CHIP MKULTRA NEVER WORKED, BUT IT MADE GOOD AD COPY DRUG CARTELS CAN'T SURVIVE WITHOUT A STATE SPONSOR NO PROOF WILL CONVINCE SOMEONE PAID TO DISAGREE THERE'S SOMETHING DISHONEST ABOUT VEGAN FOOD A BETTER WORLD IS POSSIBLE, BUT NOT INEVITABLE
January 1, 2026 at 9:40 PM
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my mom sent me a box of homemade snacks and Jazz really wants them
husky mix looking intently at a box containing unknown snacks. it's Jazz Jazz laying her head on the couch looking up at the camera, pitifully, oh so hungry
December 31, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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This dork
December 29, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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this is an income-restricted unit where to apply for it, you have to make under $66k as an individual or $75k as a couple
Studio 60 Percent AMI Studio 1 Bath 334 Sq. Ft. 1 Available Starting at $1,491
December 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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How strong can it be. He’s dead
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December 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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I’m reading one of my gf’s favorite romantasy books, A Forbidden Alchemy, and it’s literally communist propaganda
What seemed like the entire town chanted the Miners Union creed: From each what they can give, to each what they need. By dusk our work is done at dawn we fight!
December 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Lmao. Never seen someone do the Jaws camera trick where it pans and zooms in the opposite direction in real life. You know the one
Cameron @cameroncorduro... • 1d i have spent so much of my life pushing back on criticisms my young nihilistic peers make of Democrats and begging them to vote for Democrats and then these mis go on TV and say "yeah the internet communists are right" tuck you Aaron Rupar v @atrupar.com • 2d WELKER: Massie and Khanna say they are looking at options including impeachment and contempt for DOJ officials. Would you support those steps? KAINE: I think that's premature MEETA PRESS Repost 99 Quote posts disabled
December 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Absolutely fucking not
Callum Laing, a guy following 308 THOUSAND people, follows me Blocked his bald ass
December 22, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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my non-nba followers need to know that Shaedon Sharpe did one of the all-time great dunks last night
Shaedon Sharpe dunking the basketball. He is nearly sideways in the air, like he jumped off a trampoline and is going to land on padding.
December 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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yeah i think they just didn't program the search function properly/at all
search for 'clinton' returns no results in the full epstein library
December 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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“There’s only one human food I don’t like: the damn Cheeto in the White House”
Jazz sitting on the couch
December 16, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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I really don’t want to hear this dog explaining why not giving her dinner is why democrats lost to Trump
Husky mix looking straight ahead, ears enormous. It’s Jazz
December 16, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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My favorite bit from a fantasy novel:
66 Look, who's the talking bear here?" Quentin snapped. "Is it you? Are you the talking fucking bear? All right. So shut the fuck up. Lev Grossman, The Magicians (The Magicians, #1)
December 16, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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More innovations in laying down
Husky mix laying on her side, pressed into the couch. It’s Jazz
December 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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I saw a puppy!!
December 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Doug Funny wearing sneakers that are far too big
December 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Tora!
Neon STORAGE sign but some letters are out so it says TORA
December 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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i had to double check that this wasn't fake ragebait. it's real (from may 2024) www.nytimes.com/2024/05/25/m...
I guess I’m thinking of “Barbie” and “Oppenheimer.” Are there things that just don’t feel like they’re in your wheelhouse right now? Both of those movies would be great for Netflix. They definitely would have enjoyed just as big an audience on Netflix. And so I don’t think there’s any reason to believe that certain kinds of movies do or don’t work. There’s no reason to believe that the movie itself is better in any size of screen for all people. My son’s an editor. He is 28 years old, and he watched “Lawrence of Arabia” on his phone. Oh, no. But it is just an interesting thing. At every new development of technology, there’s wins for the audience.
December 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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A two part photo essay: Untitled (Asking Jazz if She Wants Dinner)
A husky mix laying down on her side looking lazy. It’s Jazz Jazz sitting up, ears straight up
December 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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“Seattle isn’t really that rainy right that’s just a stereotype”
Weather forecast of 45 and rain for the next 10 days
December 6, 2025 at 12:56 AM