Michelle Rapp, Pumpkin Construct
@kilnfiendpotter.bsky.social
Vorthos. Bi. Viet-American. Artist. Obsessed with her spawn. Technically Award Winning GM. Dungeon Manager on LRR. BLM. They/She. [email protected].
Ceramics IG: kilnfiendpottery
Illustration IG: michellerappdraws
Commissions are closed.
Ceramics IG: kilnfiendpottery
Illustration IG: michellerappdraws
Commissions are closed.
If you haven't heard from me in a while, it's because:
1. Rappscallion has entered NIGHTLY SCREM PHASE (fuck giant spiders).
2. The news of my family being anti-science makes me worry about what else they might be susceptible to.
3. My mental health hasn't been so great. I'm so tired. T_T
1. Rappscallion has entered NIGHTLY SCREM PHASE (fuck giant spiders).
2. The news of my family being anti-science makes me worry about what else they might be susceptible to.
3. My mental health hasn't been so great. I'm so tired. T_T
November 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
If you haven't heard from me in a while, it's because:
1. Rappscallion has entered NIGHTLY SCREM PHASE (fuck giant spiders).
2. The news of my family being anti-science makes me worry about what else they might be susceptible to.
3. My mental health hasn't been so great. I'm so tired. T_T
1. Rappscallion has entered NIGHTLY SCREM PHASE (fuck giant spiders).
2. The news of my family being anti-science makes me worry about what else they might be susceptible to.
3. My mental health hasn't been so great. I'm so tired. T_T
🎶Oh Slavic Witch friend
Please let me be
And please don't smash your mortar
On meee-eeeeee🎶
Please let me be
And please don't smash your mortar
On meee-eeeeee🎶
[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
November 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
🎶Oh Slavic Witch friend
Please let me be
And please don't smash your mortar
On meee-eeeeee🎶
Please let me be
And please don't smash your mortar
On meee-eeeeee🎶
Rappscallion: "The truck is SO BIG. And the car is veeeeerrry small!"
Me: "Yes, sweetie."
R: "Oh no oh no the truck wants to EAT the car!"
::I spend a full 30 seconds desperately trying not to make the Futurama joke::
Me: "Yes, sweetie."
R: "Oh no oh no the truck wants to EAT the car!"
::I spend a full 30 seconds desperately trying not to make the Futurama joke::
November 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Rappscallion: "The truck is SO BIG. And the car is veeeeerrry small!"
Me: "Yes, sweetie."
R: "Oh no oh no the truck wants to EAT the car!"
::I spend a full 30 seconds desperately trying not to make the Futurama joke::
Me: "Yes, sweetie."
R: "Oh no oh no the truck wants to EAT the car!"
::I spend a full 30 seconds desperately trying not to make the Futurama joke::
:: wiping Rappscallion's nose::
Me: "Hold still! There are boogers in your nose."
::five minutes later while emptying the dishwasher::
Me, to the same rhythm as "Let the Bodies Hit The Floor": "There are boogers in your nose. There are boogers - goddamnit.'
Me: "Hold still! There are boogers in your nose."
::five minutes later while emptying the dishwasher::
Me, to the same rhythm as "Let the Bodies Hit The Floor": "There are boogers in your nose. There are boogers - goddamnit.'
November 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
:: wiping Rappscallion's nose::
Me: "Hold still! There are boogers in your nose."
::five minutes later while emptying the dishwasher::
Me, to the same rhythm as "Let the Bodies Hit The Floor": "There are boogers in your nose. There are boogers - goddamnit.'
Me: "Hold still! There are boogers in your nose."
::five minutes later while emptying the dishwasher::
Me, to the same rhythm as "Let the Bodies Hit The Floor": "There are boogers in your nose. There are boogers - goddamnit.'
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It's OMENS OF CHAOS yelling time again! Have you pre-ordered YOUR copy yet?
November 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
It's OMENS OF CHAOS yelling time again! Have you pre-ordered YOUR copy yet?
TIL that the most amazing DM/GM Aabria Iyengar gets racist/misogynistic hate from CR fans, and all I can say is FINE WE D20 FANS ARE HAPPY TO KEEP OUR QUEEN YOU CHUCKLEFARTS
November 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
TIL that the most amazing DM/GM Aabria Iyengar gets racist/misogynistic hate from CR fans, and all I can say is FINE WE D20 FANS ARE HAPPY TO KEEP OUR QUEEN YOU CHUCKLEFARTS
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And I say again, the enduring appeal of many murder mystery stories is the notion that the rich and powerful can be made to pay any consequence at all for the horrendous crimes they commit in plain sight.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
And I say again, the enduring appeal of many murder mystery stories is the notion that the rich and powerful can be made to pay any consequence at all for the horrendous crimes they commit in plain sight.
Also found out my BIL and his family drink raw milk why whyyyyyyy why do we not believe in science anymore aughhh
November 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Also found out my BIL and his family drink raw milk why whyyyyyyy why do we not believe in science anymore aughhh
You know it's bad in FL when the alligators are showing up in the Charles.
(Also the alligator camera POV shot was hilarious.)
youtu.be/b4K2AHkj-pg?...
(Also the alligator camera POV shot was hilarious.)
youtu.be/b4K2AHkj-pg?...
Small alligator seen on video coming in and out of Charles River in Boston
YouTube video by CBS Boston
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November 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
You know it's bad in FL when the alligators are showing up in the Charles.
(Also the alligator camera POV shot was hilarious.)
youtu.be/b4K2AHkj-pg?...
(Also the alligator camera POV shot was hilarious.)
youtu.be/b4K2AHkj-pg?...
Yes. Yes yes yes.
Bond needs continuity like a woman needs a man, or a fish needs a bicycle.
Bond needs continuity like a woman needs a man, or a fish needs a bicycle.
Since apparently there is James Bond discourse, here’s the simplest way to get out this self-imposed “how do we unkill Bond” mess.
YOU DON’T *NEED* CONTINUITY, FFS
Keep the same actors for M, Moneypenny, Q, Leiter, and Lashana Lynch as 008 or whatever number.
New Bond.
Set it in the 60s.
EASY.
YOU DON’T *NEED* CONTINUITY, FFS
Keep the same actors for M, Moneypenny, Q, Leiter, and Lashana Lynch as 008 or whatever number.
New Bond.
Set it in the 60s.
EASY.
November 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Yes. Yes yes yes.
Bond needs continuity like a woman needs a man, or a fish needs a bicycle.
Bond needs continuity like a woman needs a man, or a fish needs a bicycle.
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“Uhhh actually Frankenstein is the doctor not the monster” yeah man go ahead and tell him that, maybe call him “the creature” Go ahead and say some more mean shit to big ol Frankie Jr and see how that shit goes for you
November 11, 2025 at 11:55 PM
“Uhhh actually Frankenstein is the doctor not the monster” yeah man go ahead and tell him that, maybe call him “the creature” Go ahead and say some more mean shit to big ol Frankie Jr and see how that shit goes for you
::At pottery studio. A weird house remix of Haddaway is playing::
Friend: "This is an odd choice."
Me: "It's definitely not very relaxing."
::Friend nods as we sculpt tiny animals::
Me: "It could be worse."
F: "hm?"
Me: "It could be the new Taylor Swift album."
I SAID WHAT I SAID.
Friend: "This is an odd choice."
Me: "It's definitely not very relaxing."
::Friend nods as we sculpt tiny animals::
Me: "It could be worse."
F: "hm?"
Me: "It could be the new Taylor Swift album."
I SAID WHAT I SAID.
November 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
::At pottery studio. A weird house remix of Haddaway is playing::
Friend: "This is an odd choice."
Me: "It's definitely not very relaxing."
::Friend nods as we sculpt tiny animals::
Me: "It could be worse."
F: "hm?"
Me: "It could be the new Taylor Swift album."
I SAID WHAT I SAID.
Friend: "This is an odd choice."
Me: "It's definitely not very relaxing."
::Friend nods as we sculpt tiny animals::
Me: "It could be worse."
F: "hm?"
Me: "It could be the new Taylor Swift album."
I SAID WHAT I SAID.
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I love OfficialSadBeige's poetry.
It is haunting.
"Drive to target"
(If you know you know)
It is haunting.
"Drive to target"
(If you know you know)
November 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I love OfficialSadBeige's poetry.
It is haunting.
"Drive to target"
(If you know you know)
It is haunting.
"Drive to target"
(If you know you know)
Musk has proven time and again that he can't handle a world - imagined or real - where everyone has a voice.
Given how thin-skinned he was about Twitter, I'm not surprised he's terrified of the concept of a trans woman elf ranger.
Because Lathander forbid we pretend to be empowered in any realm.
Given how thin-skinned he was about Twitter, I'm not surprised he's terrified of the concept of a trans woman elf ranger.
Because Lathander forbid we pretend to be empowered in any realm.
The far right is obsessed with Lord of the Rings and Musk keeps posting about "hobbits" because modern scientific racism owes more to fantasy worlds and gaming systems than genetic science, and they see both as effective mediums for right-wing propaganda www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
Why Elon Musk Needs Dungeons and Dragons to Be Racist
The fantastical roots of “scientific racism”
www.theatlantic.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Musk has proven time and again that he can't handle a world - imagined or real - where everyone has a voice.
Given how thin-skinned he was about Twitter, I'm not surprised he's terrified of the concept of a trans woman elf ranger.
Because Lathander forbid we pretend to be empowered in any realm.
Given how thin-skinned he was about Twitter, I'm not surprised he's terrified of the concept of a trans woman elf ranger.
Because Lathander forbid we pretend to be empowered in any realm.
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Great read. Love this re: Musk:
“But maybe it’s not surprising that the planet’s richest man missed the point of a story about the corrupting nature of power.”
“But maybe it’s not surprising that the planet’s richest man missed the point of a story about the corrupting nature of power.”
The far right is obsessed with Lord of the Rings and Musk keeps posting about "hobbits" because modern scientific racism owes more to fantasy worlds and gaming systems than genetic science, and they see both as effective mediums for right-wing propaganda www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
Why Elon Musk Needs Dungeons and Dragons to Be Racist
The fantastical roots of “scientific racism”
www.theatlantic.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Great read. Love this re: Musk:
“But maybe it’s not surprising that the planet’s richest man missed the point of a story about the corrupting nature of power.”
“But maybe it’s not surprising that the planet’s richest man missed the point of a story about the corrupting nature of power.”
Someone has an ear infection. :-(
Oh Lady Snuffles. You're a terrible strawberry.
Oh Lady Snuffles. You're a terrible strawberry.
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Someone has an ear infection. :-(
Oh Lady Snuffles. You're a terrible strawberry.
Oh Lady Snuffles. You're a terrible strawberry.
FUCKING NEW HAMPSHIRE
November 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
FUCKING NEW HAMPSHIRE
Excited to see what y'all think.
November 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Excited to see what y'all think.
It is my personal belief that the Raccoon Folks on New Capenna immigrated there from Bloomburrow, after being kicked out from doing all the crimes using their itty bitty thumbs.
November 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
It is my personal belief that the Raccoon Folks on New Capenna immigrated there from Bloomburrow, after being kicked out from doing all the crimes using their itty bitty thumbs.
Apparently velvet and velour are back, and quite honestly I don't need to advertise to folks EVEN MORE that I own a cat.
November 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Apparently velvet and velour are back, and quite honestly I don't need to advertise to folks EVEN MORE that I own a cat.
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Feels like a good time to revive this for the newcomers
Feeling spicy might delete but I used to work with Chuck Schumer's eldest daughter, and when she was getting ready to go to Yale Law she was dissatisfied with her financial aid package so she made them do a three way call (at the office) with her and her dad to push for a better package
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Feels like a good time to revive this for the newcomers
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It’s nearly time for us to embark upon our field trip into Lorwyn-Shadowmoor, so this week we’re teaching a crash course on what all has changed on the plane since our last visit, covering the Planeswalker’s Guide to Lorwyn Eclipsed!
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364 - Planeswalker's Guide to Lorwyn Eclipsed
How has Lorwyn-Shadowmoor changed since our first visit? We're digging in on major highlights from the Planeswalker's Guide to understand how the world has fared, and what aurora-evading trickery awai
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November 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
It’s nearly time for us to embark upon our field trip into Lorwyn-Shadowmoor, so this week we’re teaching a crash course on what all has changed on the plane since our last visit, covering the Planeswalker’s Guide to Lorwyn Eclipsed!
soundcloud.com/user-3456430...
soundcloud.com/user-3456430...
Discovering that parts of my family are:
1. Seed Oil Haters
2. Crypto CrossFit Bros
3. Covid Vaccine Deniers
Has thoroughly infused my day with rage and despair.
::screams in science and historical facts::
1. Seed Oil Haters
2. Crypto CrossFit Bros
3. Covid Vaccine Deniers
Has thoroughly infused my day with rage and despair.
::screams in science and historical facts::
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Discovering that parts of my family are:
1. Seed Oil Haters
2. Crypto CrossFit Bros
3. Covid Vaccine Deniers
Has thoroughly infused my day with rage and despair.
::screams in science and historical facts::
1. Seed Oil Haters
2. Crypto CrossFit Bros
3. Covid Vaccine Deniers
Has thoroughly infused my day with rage and despair.
::screams in science and historical facts::
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Incredibly bittersweet to be published in Teen Vogue this weekend after devastating layoffs, including my editor for this piece. It’s about how beauty influencers have fallen into and become part of the alt-right pipeline targeting girls and women
www.teenvogue.com/story/womano...
www.teenvogue.com/story/womano...
The 'Womanosphere' Is Coming for Teen Girls
How beauty and wellness influencers are part of a misinformation ecosystem pushing traditional values on girls.
www.teenvogue.com
November 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Incredibly bittersweet to be published in Teen Vogue this weekend after devastating layoffs, including my editor for this piece. It’s about how beauty influencers have fallen into and become part of the alt-right pipeline targeting girls and women
www.teenvogue.com/story/womano...
www.teenvogue.com/story/womano...
Love how hard-right MAGA Christians are all for starving families when Jesus was like: "Oh, we don't have enough wine/bread/fish? I gotchu fam."
November 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Love how hard-right MAGA Christians are all for starving families when Jesus was like: "Oh, we don't have enough wine/bread/fish? I gotchu fam."