Kingbooooo
@kingbooooo.bsky.social
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You may know me from such other platforms as twitter and AO3. Disaster bi. Writing and very often also not writing. Cats. Houseplants. Candles. Low back pain.
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kingbooooo.bsky.social
locking this now! you all can go fistfight about this elsewhere.
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well, seeing as several of these were last released before I was legally allowed to drive, the answer is no
kingbooooo.bsky.social
WHO KNOWS I posted this and come back to 30+ notifications.
kingbooooo.bsky.social
I didn't have to pay anything for extended protection.
kingbooooo.bsky.social
If you, like me, have no desire to upgrade to Windows 11 but Microsoft is rattling their metaphorical "no more protections for YOU!" saber,

Enroll in extended security updates. Took me less than five minutes for both devices.

Do it before October 14!!!!!

windowsforum.com/threads/how-...
How to Enroll in Windows 10 Extended Security Updates (ESU) Before Support Ends
As the end of official support for Windows 10 approaches on October 14, 2025, many users are seeking ways to maintain their system's security without transitioning to Windows 11. Microsoft's Extended ...
windowsforum.com
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kamidog.bsky.social
why I'm not in advertising:

I would make an ad that implies the guy fucked the car

#racingcats
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kamidog.bsky.social
she sounds happy so I guess that's good??
kingbooooo.bsky.social
Convincing my boss to do a meeting for me so I can listen to my Very Important Sports Game and possibly just hang out in the break room while it's on tv.
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whatsupbeanie.bsky.social
If you can’t afford books but want to support your favourite authors - borrow and request from your library!!! We LOVE libraries and it’s a wonderful way to support both the author and the libraries who help so many kids have access to reading 🥹❤️ especially right now!
kingbooooo.bsky.social
Then Holmes left a little clue for Watson to discover (using a receipt as a bookmark, deeply relatable, in the Bible, less relatable) and Watson was like, I see you trying to teach me to be you, go to bed you absolute freak and also I love you.
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Last night I watched an episode where Holmes snooted around most of the case because Watson brought him on and it was military and then Holmes saw a mongoose and for a second both of them were in mental conversation that follows:

Holmes: can we get one
Watson: absolutely the fuck not
Holmes: awwww
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pwallinga.bsky.social
I am so jealous of little animals who can curl up into a little circle. That's gotta be the best nap you can take.
kingbooooo.bsky.social
Cackling away watching these two grown men be Weird About Each Other in ways that hormonal teenagers can only dream of.
kingbooooo.bsky.social
And Watson tersely tends to said cut while thinking "fuck you're irritating but also you're cute when you give a shit about people. Goddammit. Fuck me. What am I doing with my life. I just want to kiss you."
kingbooooo.bsky.social
Just watched an episode where all Holmes did for the first half was criticize Watson for basically everything he did but then had to go get into a fistfight JUST TO SHOW OFF how BRAVE and TOUGH he is to Watson. Aren't you proud of me? I didn't even need you except I did cut myself but I was so brave
kingbooooo.bsky.social
Discord has crashed every time I've tried to open it today. I've restarted the computer twice, and it's working fine on my phone but it's nonstop error messages since about 4.
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Has anyone checked to see if things get even better here in Omelas if we chuck another kid or two in the oubliette
kingbooooo.bsky.social
Watson loves his freak weirdo drug-addict untidy boyfriend because even though he looks like a crow and also has the manners of a crow, Holmes is DEVOTED to him and why not, Watson has such a fantastic moustache.
kingbooooo.bsky.social
Mom says it's my turn to be obsessed with the Sherlock Holmes Granada episodes.
kingbooooo.bsky.social
I fistfight for work-life detente every single day and I will cede no ground.
kingbooooo.bsky.social
Headline from the local paper regarding the Mariners fan hiring an etsy witch and the scare quotes are sending me.

Does this paper not believe in the power of witchcraft? This is the pacific northwest. One in four women, one in ten men, and one in three nonbinary persons own at least one crystal.
screengrab of a headline which reads 
This fan hired a 'witch' to fix the Mariners, who then won 10 in a row
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frovo.bsky.social
LAUREN BACALL: you just put your lips together and blow

HUMPHREY BOGART: *holding nintendo cartridge* i know how to get it to work lauren