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Tyler the Donut King
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Father, husband ( @bluesmay.bsky.social ), brother, uncle, cousin, friend, ally. Blues, Cardinals, Illini, Broncos, Newcastle United, Saint Louis City SC, Portland Timbers, booze & music. He/Him/His. I know all the swears. Saint Fucking Louis.
I mean . . . it DID work in the first period of Game 7 of the 2019 Cup Final.

In which Tuukka Rask had a sparkling .500 SV%.
January 24, 2026 at 1:50 AM
With the pace by which our legal system operates, make it a decade.
January 24, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Denver Broncos Ownership Group Member Lewis Hamilton

(No I don’t understand why either)
January 22, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Nope, ain’t gonna be one at this rate.
January 21, 2026 at 2:01 AM
It is NEVER the teams that spend to the cap or overspend that are the problem. Those folks are at the very least giving the air of competitiveness.

The ones that either spend the bare minimum or barely at all? They’re the ones putting the competitive balance out of whack. Every. Single. Time.
January 21, 2026 at 12:47 AM
I absolutely abhor the NHL’s hard salary cap and wish it either didn’t exist and/or wasn’t anywhere near as rigid as it is . . . but at least they had the good common sense to also set a salary floor.
January 21, 2026 at 12:45 AM
I promise you all, this trophy exists. Or at least it did exist. Of course I have no idea where he won it.
January 20, 2026 at 12:13 AM