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@kingmaeve.bsky.social
luciform tradesperson.
Pooping on company time AMA
September 5, 2023 at 7:04 PM
Has anyone figured out how to smoke, shower, and sleep all at once yet
July 20, 2023 at 8:25 PM
"Moderate" Catholic Hinge cringe. Context: I am a nonbinary, Satan-worshipping Dom.
July 20, 2023 at 5:28 PM
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Any object can serve briefly as a boat if you’re not a coward
making fun of the cybertruck tonight got me thinking about what has to be one of the funniest posts of all time: serve briefly as a boat
July 18, 2023 at 2:00 PM
Follow if you unironically worship death
July 18, 2023 at 1:27 PM
I have been proven wrong 😘
July 18, 2023 at 1:26 PM
I'm having an allergic reaction to my self care thing 🙃
My hands itch because I get gel manicures that are cured with UV. So please stop me if you see me rubbing them together like one of those guys. You know the guys.
July 18, 2023 at 1:25 PM
Sorry not sorry, I am so happy, so centered, so grateful.
July 16, 2023 at 7:40 PM
Follow if you like to smoke joints
July 6, 2023 at 7:57 PM
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Bluesky posters: weird little freaks (complimentary)

Threads posters: weird little freaks (derogatory)
July 6, 2023 at 3:28 PM
There are literally no attractive men.
July 6, 2023 at 3:12 PM
Lol at everyone calling invite codes gatekeepers. This is a normal thing when something is in beta.
July 4, 2023 at 1:01 AM
My pussy is a Hellraiser puzzle box. (Just trying to get some things going here)
July 4, 2023 at 12:59 AM
So how many shits do y'all take in a day? I'm like 3
July 4, 2023 at 12:57 AM
Just sent my boyfriend a video in which I greet him, "Hi Mike, I'm gay, thanks for uhhh.."
July 4, 2023 at 12:57 AM
Madonna's Vogue playing here at the factory ...
July 3, 2023 at 3:26 PM
The moon is at her zenith and so are ALL of my hormones 💦🍆🍑🐱👹❤️‍🔥😡😭🤠🤮
July 3, 2023 at 1:27 PM
It's amazing to me how many of these men think golf is a first date
July 3, 2023 at 11:49 AM
I smoke a LOT of weed so it's rare that I remember my dreams (cannabis affects the sleep cycle) but I do have some recurring motifs. Going to use this thread as a recurring dream tracker.
July 2, 2023 at 11:08 PM
My hands itch because I get gel manicures that are cured with UV. So please stop me if you see me rubbing them together like one of those guys. You know the guys.
July 2, 2023 at 9:28 PM
Marking this moment with a horny status update: every man is afraid of me.
July 2, 2023 at 4:27 PM