King of Spooky Tarts
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kingtart.bsky.social
King of Spooky Tarts
@kingtart.bsky.social
Down with the monarchy
Up with really big tarts
Hella queer and 19+.
He/him/his

Photo by @dirediredocks.bsky.social
Made onion rings for the first time since I was 17 and working at A & W and trying to be straight.
December 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Fun thread!

Over 40? Drop a selfie.

40 was a long time ago.
November 30, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I thought I was the only tipsy one on bsky tonight!
November 22, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Xmas is coming.
November 15, 2025 at 4:28 AM
And only a few extra pieces!
November 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
This time change has really messed with my mind.
November 4, 2025 at 5:24 AM
STOP! 🛑

Wallpaper checkkkkkk
October 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
This bookshop has its priorities right.
October 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I’m in my happy place
October 20, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Flannel season is my favourite season.
October 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
October 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
October 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
October 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Found some time yesterday to go for a walk in the park with a camera. Felt great to stretch that particular muscle again.
October 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Lunchtime walk with the pup.
October 1, 2025 at 8:18 PM
September 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
It’s finally bubble bath season again.
September 16, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Time to hack a mainframe.
September 7, 2025 at 5:27 AM
If you see this, Quote Post with a title screen that’s iconic to you!
September 6, 2025 at 9:01 PM
White guy quiz thingy: uquiz.com/quiz/64v0cF/...

Posting again because bsky cropped the hell out of it the first time.
September 3, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Let’s see those face cards, babes!
September 3, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I might never move from this spot.
September 1, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September
September 1, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Ghost boys
August 30, 2025 at 2:33 AM
What’s your favorite cruising spot? I’ll go first:
August 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM