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King of Spooky Tarts

King of Spooky Tarts

@kingtart.bsky.social

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Down with the monarchy Up with really big tarts Hella queer and 19+. He/him/his Photo by @dirediredocks.bsky.social

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King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · Jan 12

Explain your username:

Well, it’s simple. A watery spirit in a magical lake threw an enchanted tart at me and declared that if I find the spoon in the stone I’d become king of all that I saw. I found the spoon but I was looking at the tart she tossed at me, so all I got was a pastry crown.

Gay Bitterskeets @gaybitterskeets.bsky.social · Jan 12

Explain your username:

Got called a bitter 🚬 by homophobes a million times on Twitter, and decided to lean into it (gay bittertweets). Tweaked it and carried it over to be recognizable here.

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Is fag

King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 11h

Yeah I just learned that too!

King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 12h

Sounds like a great seven years. Congratulations!

King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 1d

I’m in my happy place

Cora, the best dog in the whole world, laying on top of me, the king of Tarts.

King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 1d

They were great. Please do post em.

King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 4d

Sounds weird. I’m in.

Need some blankets?

King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 5d

Yay!

King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 5d

Thy rescaled the levelling. I was a 43 yesterday and a 66 today.

King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 7d

Real Housewives of wherever
Ru Paul’s Drag Race

Rob. @barackomamba.bsky.social · 7d

What’s a popular show that you’ve never seen a minute of? Mine is The Real World

King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 8d

That isn’t ideal.

King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 8d

That sounds really bad. Can you visit the private shops?

King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 8d

This is incredibly sexy.

King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 9d

Happy birthday!

King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 9d

There’s a lot of pretty in that picture

King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 9d

That first one, I want to go to there.

King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 9d

I wish I’d thought to celebrate the day it was half of my life. Would have been a very fun party.

King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 9d

Doing the math and uh I came out 30 years ago. That’s a twink’s lifetime ago!

King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 9d

We should make a club called Gay Michaels!

King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 9d

Oh my goodness it’s one of the things I like about you!

King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 9d

Hey. Psst. Hey there.

I’m gay. I hope you are too!

King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 9d

The Lion in Winter is a brilliant movie.

King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 9d

You should make a tart

King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 10d

It’s fantastic. So is the Beaty museum.

beatymuseum.ubc.ca

Vancouver's only natural history museum, dedicated to enhancing the appreciation of biodiversity. Over 500 exhibits on display, 2,000,000 + specimens, at UBC's Vancouver campus.

beatymuseum.ubc.ca

King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 10d

Sounds like a brilliant self-care day!

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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 11d

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

King of Spooky Tarts @kingtart.bsky.social · 11d

I have a video of The Queen of the Night bookmarked. I think it’s this one!