Me to my teething baby

On Saturday Feb. 1, I am gonna throw a groundhogs day party. There will be treats, good conversation, and we will watch the beloved classic with Bill Murray. Then the following night, Sunday Feb.2, we will have another party with the same treats, good conversation, and we'll watch the movie again. 😂

While we were watching Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, specifically a scene where Cedric Digory and Harry are talking. My uncle Ted says, "That tall boy there, he is a Dracula right?"

Yes, Ted, that actor also plays a vampire in the Twilight franchise.😂

Me and Husband looking for a movie to watch...
Husband: Apollo 13! You haven't seen that have you?
Me: I don't think I have seen any of the Apollos... 😂

With Tiktok gone, how will I waste my time?

Judge: you are ordered to pay $10,000.
Mario: Why?
Judge: It's a fine.
Mario: (sadly) No, itsa not.

About me: I have never seen a John Wick movie because I know what happens to the dog in the first one and I'm just not strong enough.

My 6 year old is in their room BLASTING Vivaldi.

I saw a tiktok that proposed that the green elixir from Wicked was actually just Baja Blast and I won't stop thinking about that for a while.

Me: check out this new instrument, you play it by waving your hands around!

My theremin: OOOOOoooo

Just binged 7 episodes of Severance last night and we are finishing the season tonight.

Sister in law: you know how to crochet, don't you mom?

Little brother in law: yeah, you just tie a bunch of knots until it makes clothes.

My 7 month old baby will not sleep unless I play him some Noah Kahan. He is definitely my kid.