Kirstyn
@kirstyns.bsky.social
Book editor and copy editor/writer.
Culture journo.
Sex, erotica + horrotica writer/editor.
Head mainly empty.
she/her
Culture journo.
Sex, erotica + horrotica writer/editor.
Head mainly empty.
she/her
Look how they massacred my boy
KJ Apa stars as James Stewart in the first teaser for Aaron Burn' 'Jimmy.'
Also stars Kara Killmer, Neal McDonough, Max Casella, Jason Alexander, Christopher McDonald, Sarah Drew, Rob Riggle, Julian Works, and Jen Lilley, & Marc Malkin.
In theaters November 6th.
[📽 Via Burns & Co.] #Jimmy
Also stars Kara Killmer, Neal McDonough, Max Casella, Jason Alexander, Christopher McDonald, Sarah Drew, Rob Riggle, Julian Works, and Jen Lilley, & Marc Malkin.
In theaters November 6th.
[📽 Via Burns & Co.] #Jimmy
December 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Look how they massacred my boy
Annual George Bailey appreciation post
December 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Annual George Bailey appreciation post
Reposted by Kirstyn
"I’m initially surprised by the warmth, and I gasp as it pools briefly on my head before the weight of it flattens my hair and drips down my face."
#ICYMI this week's new guest blog by @kirstyns.bsky.social! Slippery, slimey fucking!
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/12-lays...
#ICYMI this week's new guest blog by @kirstyns.bsky.social! Slippery, slimey fucking!
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/12-lays...
Guest blog: The Twelve Lays of Christmas | Girl on the Net
This week’s fabulously sexy guest blog is an extract from Kirstyn Smith’s novella, The Twelve Lays of Christmas. I absolutely adore the idea behind this playful book – from the blurb: “Ivy is stuck in a rut. She hasn’t hooked up with anyone since her last terrible relationship ended more than a year ago. That […]
www.girlonthenet.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:17 PM
"I’m initially surprised by the warmth, and I gasp as it pools briefly on my head before the weight of it flattens my hair and drips down my face."
#ICYMI this week's new guest blog by @kirstyns.bsky.social! Slippery, slimey fucking!
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/12-lays...
#ICYMI this week's new guest blog by @kirstyns.bsky.social! Slippery, slimey fucking!
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/12-lays...
A guest post for @girlonthenet.bsky.social by me, featuring an extract from my spicy wee Christmas novella 🎄💦
“Do I need to bring anything?” I message, wondering if Tesco might stock enough slime to cover two horny adults.
“Just beer. And an open mind,” he replies.
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/12-lays...
NEW guest blog by Kirstyn Smith! Playful sex! Sexy anticipation! A paddling pool full of slime!
“Just beer. And an open mind,” he replies.
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/12-lays...
NEW guest blog by Kirstyn Smith! Playful sex! Sexy anticipation! A paddling pool full of slime!
Guest blog: The Twelve Lays of Christmas | Girl on the Net
This week’s fabulously sexy guest blog is an extract from Kirstyn Smith’s novella, The Twelve Lays of Christmas. I absolutely adore the idea behind this playful book – from the blurb: “Ivy is stuck in...
www.girlonthenet.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:11 PM
A guest post for @girlonthenet.bsky.social by me, featuring an extract from my spicy wee Christmas novella 🎄💦
Reposted by Kirstyn
You should prepare yourself immediately for some mole-related weirdness across five planes of existence.
Plus a sky infant
Welcome, @iangoodale.bsky.social to Diachro ☁️👶
diachroneitybooks.com/News
Plus a sky infant
Welcome, @iangoodale.bsky.social to Diachro ☁️👶
diachroneitybooks.com/News
December 3, 2025 at 9:34 AM
You should prepare yourself immediately for some mole-related weirdness across five planes of existence.
Plus a sky infant
Welcome, @iangoodale.bsky.social to Diachro ☁️👶
diachroneitybooks.com/News
Plus a sky infant
Welcome, @iangoodale.bsky.social to Diachro ☁️👶
diachroneitybooks.com/News
Reposted by Kirstyn
🏘️👻 It's today 👻🏘️
Imperfect Creatures by Joe Butler (@writelikeashark.bsky.social) is out now. Go grab it at diachroneitybooks.com/Shop
Imperfect Creatures by Joe Butler (@writelikeashark.bsky.social) is out now. Go grab it at diachroneitybooks.com/Shop
November 18, 2025 at 11:43 AM
🏘️👻 It's today 👻🏘️
Imperfect Creatures by Joe Butler (@writelikeashark.bsky.social) is out now. Go grab it at diachroneitybooks.com/Shop
Imperfect Creatures by Joe Butler (@writelikeashark.bsky.social) is out now. Go grab it at diachroneitybooks.com/Shop
Reposted by Kirstyn
Cheers to everyone who made contact, book the book, etc at Thought Bubble this weekend. You too can make like the early birds and get your copy of Imperfect Creatures by Joe Butler (@writelikeashark.bsky.social) - officially on sale tomorrow 👻🏘️
diachroneitybooks.com/Shop
diachroneitybooks.com/Shop
November 17, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Cheers to everyone who made contact, book the book, etc at Thought Bubble this weekend. You too can make like the early birds and get your copy of Imperfect Creatures by Joe Butler (@writelikeashark.bsky.social) - officially on sale tomorrow 👻🏘️
diachroneitybooks.com/Shop
diachroneitybooks.com/Shop
Reposted by Kirstyn
Five more days.
November 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Five more days.
Reposted by Kirstyn
"I love it when a protagonist sucks a little bit in terms of being a person."
Thank you so much for the Imperfect Creatures shout-out, @friendspersecond.bsky.social 🤘
Thank you so much for the Imperfect Creatures shout-out, @friendspersecond.bsky.social 🤘
November 9, 2025 at 12:54 PM
"I love it when a protagonist sucks a little bit in terms of being a person."
Thank you so much for the Imperfect Creatures shout-out, @friendspersecond.bsky.social 🤘
Thank you so much for the Imperfect Creatures shout-out, @friendspersecond.bsky.social 🤘
One thing about Batumi is there'll always be some flavour of chiseled, topless dude rollerblading along the promenade.
November 2, 2025 at 9:08 AM
One thing about Batumi is there'll always be some flavour of chiseled, topless dude rollerblading along the promenade.
TBH, more men should live in fear of what their partners will say about them when they inevitably break up.
October 31, 2025 at 2:51 PM
TBH, more men should live in fear of what their partners will say about them when they inevitably break up.
Reposted by Kirstyn
🎃Sale alert🎃
Get a terrifying 31%* off your pre-order of Imperfect Creatures by Joe Butler (@writelikeashark.bsky.social) when you enter CREATURES at checkout.
Exclusively at diachroneitybooks.com/Shop
*It's 13 backwards, you see.
Get a terrifying 31%* off your pre-order of Imperfect Creatures by Joe Butler (@writelikeashark.bsky.social) when you enter CREATURES at checkout.
Exclusively at diachroneitybooks.com/Shop
*It's 13 backwards, you see.
October 27, 2025 at 9:19 AM
🎃Sale alert🎃
Get a terrifying 31%* off your pre-order of Imperfect Creatures by Joe Butler (@writelikeashark.bsky.social) when you enter CREATURES at checkout.
Exclusively at diachroneitybooks.com/Shop
*It's 13 backwards, you see.
Get a terrifying 31%* off your pre-order of Imperfect Creatures by Joe Butler (@writelikeashark.bsky.social) when you enter CREATURES at checkout.
Exclusively at diachroneitybooks.com/Shop
*It's 13 backwards, you see.
Reposted by Kirstyn
Are you a poet? Do you know it? Until Nov 30, we're looking for:
📖 Verse novels
🫀 Novel-length narratives told through poetry
💥 Free verse or formal verse
🛹 Minimum of c. 40,000 words
For more information, go here: diachroneitybooks.com/Submit
📖 Verse novels
🫀 Novel-length narratives told through poetry
💥 Free verse or formal verse
🛹 Minimum of c. 40,000 words
For more information, go here: diachroneitybooks.com/Submit
Submit — Diachroneity Books
SUBMIT ︎ We need to publish your weird shit, your uncanny valleys, the fiction that doesn’t fit in ✦ Diachro’s next submission window...
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October 25, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Are you a poet? Do you know it? Until Nov 30, we're looking for:
📖 Verse novels
🫀 Novel-length narratives told through poetry
💥 Free verse or formal verse
🛹 Minimum of c. 40,000 words
For more information, go here: diachroneitybooks.com/Submit
📖 Verse novels
🫀 Novel-length narratives told through poetry
💥 Free verse or formal verse
🛹 Minimum of c. 40,000 words
For more information, go here: diachroneitybooks.com/Submit
Reposted by Kirstyn
The author | the main character | the questions | the vibe
Imperfect Creatures by Joe Butler (@writelikeashark.bsky.social) - out Nov 18.
diachroneitybooks.com/Shop
Imperfect Creatures by Joe Butler (@writelikeashark.bsky.social) - out Nov 18.
diachroneitybooks.com/Shop
October 23, 2025 at 7:53 AM
The author | the main character | the questions | the vibe
Imperfect Creatures by Joe Butler (@writelikeashark.bsky.social) - out Nov 18.
diachroneitybooks.com/Shop
Imperfect Creatures by Joe Butler (@writelikeashark.bsky.social) - out Nov 18.
diachroneitybooks.com/Shop
Reposted by Kirstyn
What should you be reading this spooky season? Imperfect Creatures by @writelikeashark.bsky.social, natch. Out Nov 18, pre-order here: diachroneitybooks.com/Shop
October 21, 2025 at 8:23 AM
What should you be reading this spooky season? Imperfect Creatures by @writelikeashark.bsky.social, natch. Out Nov 18, pre-order here: diachroneitybooks.com/Shop
Reposted by Kirstyn
Don’t you know the world is ending? The countdown to the release of Imperfect Creatures by @writelikeashark.bsky.social starts now.
Pre-order here: diachroneitybooks.com/Shop
Pre-order here: diachroneitybooks.com/Shop
October 18, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Don’t you know the world is ending? The countdown to the release of Imperfect Creatures by @writelikeashark.bsky.social starts now.
Pre-order here: diachroneitybooks.com/Shop
Pre-order here: diachroneitybooks.com/Shop
Reposted by Kirstyn
Our next author @writelikeashark.bsky.social gives us his spookiest recommendations in this month’s newsletter. Don’t you know the world is ending?
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Oddities and Odysseys: Oct 2025
Imperfect Creatures now available for pre-order!! Plus other spooky bits and bobs
diachroneitybooks.substack.com
October 16, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Our next author @writelikeashark.bsky.social gives us his spookiest recommendations in this month’s newsletter. Don’t you know the world is ending?
diachroneitybooks.substack.com/p/oddities-a...
diachroneitybooks.substack.com/p/oddities-a...
Reposted by Kirstyn
🎃 Need a Hallowe’en read? Into time loops, meta narratives, dysfunctional father/daughter relationships, grief and cults?
Imperfect Creatures by Joe Butler (@writelikeashark.bsky.social) is now available for pre-sale. Click the link to experience all the horrors.
diachroneitybooks.com/Shop
Imperfect Creatures by Joe Butler (@writelikeashark.bsky.social) is now available for pre-sale. Click the link to experience all the horrors.
diachroneitybooks.com/Shop
Shop — Diachroneity Books
SHOP ︎ A note on shipping If your country is missing from shipping... Email us at books🐌diachroneitybooks.com, and we can add a shipping profile...
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October 14, 2025 at 8:53 AM
🎃 Need a Hallowe’en read? Into time loops, meta narratives, dysfunctional father/daughter relationships, grief and cults?
Imperfect Creatures by Joe Butler (@writelikeashark.bsky.social) is now available for pre-sale. Click the link to experience all the horrors.
diachroneitybooks.com/Shop
Imperfect Creatures by Joe Butler (@writelikeashark.bsky.social) is now available for pre-sale. Click the link to experience all the horrors.
diachroneitybooks.com/Shop
Last night, I dreamt I was at the funeral of the Fiddley Foodle Bird, and they played a sombre, acoustic version of the theme song as they lowered him to rest.
October 10, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Last night, I dreamt I was at the funeral of the Fiddley Foodle Bird, and they played a sombre, acoustic version of the theme song as they lowered him to rest.
Just looked into how to become a nun; turns out I'm too old. So I decided to rejoin Tinder, and they locked me out of the app.
September 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Just looked into how to become a nun; turns out I'm too old. So I decided to rejoin Tinder, and they locked me out of the app.
Reposted by Kirstyn
Come, join us in Harrow. Meet the House.
Seeking Advanced Readers for Joe Butler's forthcoming mind-melting horror *Imperfect Creatures* (Nov 2025)
Sign up: forms.gle/mPRirtP2gEv3...
Seeking Advanced Readers for Joe Butler's forthcoming mind-melting horror *Imperfect Creatures* (Nov 2025)
Sign up: forms.gle/mPRirtP2gEv3...
August 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Come, join us in Harrow. Meet the House.
Seeking Advanced Readers for Joe Butler's forthcoming mind-melting horror *Imperfect Creatures* (Nov 2025)
Sign up: forms.gle/mPRirtP2gEv3...
Seeking Advanced Readers for Joe Butler's forthcoming mind-melting horror *Imperfect Creatures* (Nov 2025)
Sign up: forms.gle/mPRirtP2gEv3...
Reposted by Kirstyn
🤘We'll be opening for submissions very soon🤘
From Sep 1 to Nov 30, we're looking for:
📖 Verse novels
🫀 Novel-length narratives told through poetry
💥 Free verse or formal verse
🛹 Minimum of c. 40,000 words
More information here:
diachroneitybooks.com/Submit
From Sep 1 to Nov 30, we're looking for:
📖 Verse novels
🫀 Novel-length narratives told through poetry
💥 Free verse or formal verse
🛹 Minimum of c. 40,000 words
More information here:
diachroneitybooks.com/Submit
Submit — Diachroneity Books
SUBMIT ︎ We need to publish your weird shit, your uncanny valleys, the fiction that doesn’t fit in ✦ Diachro’s next submission...
diachroneitybooks.com
August 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
🤘We'll be opening for submissions very soon🤘
From Sep 1 to Nov 30, we're looking for:
📖 Verse novels
🫀 Novel-length narratives told through poetry
💥 Free verse or formal verse
🛹 Minimum of c. 40,000 words
More information here:
diachroneitybooks.com/Submit
From Sep 1 to Nov 30, we're looking for:
📖 Verse novels
🫀 Novel-length narratives told through poetry
💥 Free verse or formal verse
🛹 Minimum of c. 40,000 words
More information here:
diachroneitybooks.com/Submit
Few more Fringe recs for your cabaret needs: Tomáṣ̌ Kantor, Kat McGarr and Izzy Kate Ward as their alter-egos Sugar, Star Dust, and Mr P from HR
festmag.com/2025/07/27/i...
festmag.com/2025/07/27/i...
Interview: Tomáš Kantor, Kat McGarr and Izzy Kate Ward
The three performers discuss debuting their alter-ego cabaret characters…
festmag.com
August 5, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Few more Fringe recs for your cabaret needs: Tomáṣ̌ Kantor, Kat McGarr and Izzy Kate Ward as their alter-egos Sugar, Star Dust, and Mr P from HR
festmag.com/2025/07/27/i...
festmag.com/2025/07/27/i...
Reposted by Kirstyn
"There’s safety in what you know, even if what you know is kicking you in the nuts"
Joe Tracini discusses the value of honesty, life with BPD and the five-year journey to his #EdFringe show
Joe Tracini discusses the value of honesty, life with BPD and the five-year journey to his #EdFringe show
Interview: Joe Tracini
Joe Tracini discusses the value of honesty, life with BPD and the five-year journey to his Fringe show
festmag.com
July 30, 2025 at 12:01 PM
"There’s safety in what you know, even if what you know is kicking you in the nuts"
Joe Tracini discusses the value of honesty, life with BPD and the five-year journey to his #EdFringe show
Joe Tracini discusses the value of honesty, life with BPD and the five-year journey to his #EdFringe show
I miss the Fringe, don't tell anyone.
July 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I miss the Fringe, don't tell anyone.