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the bartender made an offhand comment about the White Sox not realizing he just opened the door for me to rant about the Rockies currently being worse than the White Sox were last year so the “worst team” record may be broken for the second year in a row
July 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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June 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Fuck Trump, No Kings, Go Birds
June 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Once the Phillies realize they don’t have to hit into a double play, it’s over for you bitches.
Once the Phillies realize they don’t have to leave runners in scoring position, it’s over for you bitches.
June 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
they should let Ricky Bo swear on tv when they’re like this
@phillies I really really genuinely hate your guts
June 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM
@phillies I really really genuinely hate your guts
May 31, 2025 at 9:19 PM
worst possible thing that could have happened

Romano pls keep pitching normal for the love of god
Jose Alvarado suspended 80 games.
May 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
baby seagull is the new pope you heard it here first
everyone at the Vatican cheering for the baby seagull 😭
May 8, 2025 at 4:09 PM
everyone at the Vatican cheering for the baby seagull 😭
May 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
at Wawa this morning every single person in there started humming/singing along to “how you remind me” nickelback might be the key to world peace
May 2, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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A small harbinger of spring.
#art
April 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
my lord we scored in a bases loaded no outs situation may wonders never cease
against my better judgment i am watching the Phillies ready for complaints about the weather and a pathetic loss
April 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
against my better judgment i am watching the Phillies ready for complaints about the weather and a pathetic loss
April 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
the Phillies are making me sad this is dead fish baseball
April 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
who is driving around Philadelphia blasting eagle bird sounds lol
April 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Daily bunny no.2928 is fluffy and dry!
April 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Fuck, I'm SORRY God.
Feels a bit like talking about a soap bubble, but Taijuan looks terrific so far.
April 14, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Phillies really really suck but happy to see Kody finally make an appearance today
April 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Everytime Ben Davis says “Schwarbarian” an angel dies.
April 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
it CANNOT be that hard to stop swinging at the first pitch bohm please
April 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
schwarber cycle would make my year pls kyle
KYLE SCHWARBER CYCLE WATCH:

1st Inning: Single
3rd Inning: Triple
5th Inning: Home Run
April 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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more of the four base variety
April 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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go phillies.
April 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
SOSA I COULD KISS YOU WHAT CANT HE DO
April 8, 2025 at 11:36 PM
CASTYYYYYYYYYYY MY GOAT
April 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM