Kiwi
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Kiwi
@kiwithebird.bsky.social
I like big bots.
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Up close with 2-year-old Willow, the muskox munching on some tasty lichen! Beneath that fuzzy, shaggy coat, muskoxen have a super-soft underlayer called qiviut, one of the warmest natural fibers in the world.

📹: Keeper Russell
November 10, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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*tries to log on to various required services for work*

*fails*

*gets warhammer paints out of the box as they do not rely on AWS*
October 20, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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Evergreen 💚
September 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
October 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
So Mood Bloom by Hedonia preys on emotionally vulnerable people with a shitty farmville clone, a self funded unreviewed study and a fineprint that says it doesn't actually work, and instead of just banning that scam from the play store, google promotes it for world mental health day...
October 12, 2025 at 9:00 AM
The audacity of #spotify asking for more money when their current state of the app (that I already pay too much for) looks like this
October 10, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Update: Civil war canceled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative.
September 13, 2025 at 11:46 AM
So it was another fascist killing their own, who would've guessed.
September 13, 2025 at 6:41 AM
At least this time he didn't miss
September 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Too many organizations take too many liberties with my email address
August 16, 2025 at 2:37 AM
> Hmm, maybe I should check out #wplace, seems fun
> Great, they offer login with google or twitch, I have both. I'll try google.
>error - emails with domain x are not allowed
> Fine, I'll use twitch instead
> error - login with twitch is disabled
August 13, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Next slide please.
July 16, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Fuck/Marry/Kill: The triangle guy from squid game, the circle guy from swuid game, the square guy from squid game.
July 11, 2025 at 12:12 PM
How to find Nazis:
1) Post "Fuck Nazis"
2) Wait for the "Don't call people you disagree with Nazis" comments
3) You found the Nazis.
June 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
The irony of getting an advertisement on how safe #WhatsApp is immediately after you've been added to a scam group on WhatsApp
June 1, 2025 at 8:38 AM
I've moved my main conversation away from #WhatsApp, without deleting the app. Since then I'm getting a ridiculous amount of WhatsApp ads. Meaning either #Meta does read your messages or listens to your conversation :)
May 30, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Okay who of y'all hacked matlab???

((Is not like I need to write a paper or sth))
May 28, 2025 at 11:18 AM
#ESC vote is rigged
May 17, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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May 9, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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I get so curious about random forgotten wikipedia contributors. Like this person with a Long Island IP address who spent one night writing existential musings about love and nothingness then didn't edit again until ten years later when they changed "protein bar" to "suuuuuuck my diiiiiiiiiiiiiick"
April 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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It would be very healthy for human species, If there is less Discouragement.
April 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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April 25, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Gotta love final days of stressful prpjects😌
April 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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hungry hungry rhinos
April 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Morning duckies!

It was a bit chaotic because we're doing puppy training with all things poultry, and Sadie was very wiggly (not pictured) and Heidi (older dog) was being a PITA, but we have peas!
April 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM