Kjetil
@kjeik.bsky.social
The bribe-taking extortionist wannabe-warlord pedophile dementia sufferer with a masked personal army against domestic political opponents who surrounds himself with people who push ideas previously from neo nazis and doesn't stop them, certainly likes to get coups done in January, doesn't he.
January 3, 2026 at 5:55 PM
The bribe-taking extortionist wannabe-warlord pedophile dementia sufferer with a masked personal army against domestic political opponents who surrounds himself with people who push ideas previously from neo nazis and doesn't stop them, certainly likes to get coups done in January, doesn't he.
Ah, crap. Trump, who started his Presidency by demanding medieval warlord landgrabs under the threat of invasion and the annexation of a neighbouring country, is going to pretend that he won a real peace prize, isn't he.
December 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Ah, crap. Trump, who started his Presidency by demanding medieval warlord landgrabs under the threat of invasion and the annexation of a neighbouring country, is going to pretend that he won a real peace prize, isn't he.
Du tenker at du er lei av valgomater nå? Næsj. Her er Nasjonalbiblioteket sin. #valg
www.nb.no/historier-fr...
www.nb.no/historier-fr...
Historisk valgomat: Dette ville du ha stemt for 100-130 år siden
Er brennevinsforbud en god idé, og hva synes du om unionen med Sverige?
www.nb.no
September 5, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Du tenker at du er lei av valgomater nå? Næsj. Her er Nasjonalbiblioteket sin. #valg
www.nb.no/historier-fr...
www.nb.no/historier-fr...
Huh. New computer, was scrolling Bluesky and didn't realize until I tried to like something that I wasn't logged in. Just the normal wholesomememes and people angry/anxious about the US administration type things, no far right stuff or clickbait for fourteen year old boys.
August 29, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Huh. New computer, was scrolling Bluesky and didn't realize until I tried to like something that I wasn't logged in. Just the normal wholesomememes and people angry/anxious about the US administration type things, no far right stuff or clickbait for fourteen year old boys.
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Elon Musk retweeted a post saying that women were "built to be traded" like property.
July 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Elon Musk retweeted a post saying that women were "built to be traded" like property.
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Visste du at rundt 4% av befolkninga var venstrehendte den tida verda sanksjonerte venstrehendtheit, i så stor grad at det var ulovlig i enkelte land, men so fann vi ut at det kanskje ikkje var so nøye likevel, og at då skaut antallet til 12% og sidan har det ikkje økt på 65 år?
July 3, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Visste du at rundt 4% av befolkninga var venstrehendte den tida verda sanksjonerte venstrehendtheit, i så stor grad at det var ulovlig i enkelte land, men so fann vi ut at det kanskje ikkje var so nøye likevel, og at då skaut antallet til 12% og sidan har det ikkje økt på 65 år?
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CNN: We have breaking news now from the Pentagon. CNN can now report that roughly 500 Marines are being mobilized in response to the protests in Los Angeles.
June 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
CNN: We have breaking news now from the Pentagon. CNN can now report that roughly 500 Marines are being mobilized in response to the protests in Los Angeles.
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A girl with a Ukrainian flag hurries to meet the defenders returning from captivity.
We thank our defenders.
Slava Ukraine! Heroyam Slava! 💙💛
We thank our defenders.
Slava Ukraine! Heroyam Slava! 💙💛
May 7, 2025 at 5:40 AM
A girl with a Ukrainian flag hurries to meet the defenders returning from captivity.
We thank our defenders.
Slava Ukraine! Heroyam Slava! 💙💛
We thank our defenders.
Slava Ukraine! Heroyam Slava! 💙💛
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Not for nothing, but you could run a game of D&D via filibuster.
"Will the Senator yield for a question?"
"I yield for a question without yielding the floor."
"Can I shove the gargoyle?"
"Roll for strength."
"9".
*17 minute description of the gargoyle not moving after being shoved*
"Will the Senator yield for a question?"
"I yield for a question without yielding the floor."
"Can I shove the gargoyle?"
"Roll for strength."
"9".
*17 minute description of the gargoyle not moving after being shoved*
April 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Not for nothing, but you could run a game of D&D via filibuster.
"Will the Senator yield for a question?"
"I yield for a question without yielding the floor."
"Can I shove the gargoyle?"
"Roll for strength."
"9".
*17 minute description of the gargoyle not moving after being shoved*
"Will the Senator yield for a question?"
"I yield for a question without yielding the floor."
"Can I shove the gargoyle?"
"Roll for strength."
"9".
*17 minute description of the gargoyle not moving after being shoved*
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Impressed the crack White House economic team not only found the Heard and McDonald Islands—an uninhabited Australian territory which is a two week sail from the mainland requiring a permit to visit—but that they managed to figure out the optimal retaliatory tariff to impose on penguins.
April 3, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Impressed the crack White House economic team not only found the Heard and McDonald Islands—an uninhabited Australian territory which is a two week sail from the mainland requiring a permit to visit—but that they managed to figure out the optimal retaliatory tariff to impose on penguins.
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A List of Complaints from 1925
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March 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
A List of Complaints from 1925
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Been busy all day with work, but apparently during a WH meeting between a guy who stepped up during his country's worst existential crisis and a dude I couldn't trust to make a 911 call without just talking about himself, the latter got childishly angry bc he wanted to run a mafia protection racket?
March 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Been busy all day with work, but apparently during a WH meeting between a guy who stepped up during his country's worst existential crisis and a dude I couldn't trust to make a 911 call without just talking about himself, the latter got childishly angry bc he wanted to run a mafia protection racket?
@annesigrid.bsky.social @annesigrid.bsky.social Mamma to the rescue: "Har fått fra en som kan mye om skillingsviser (Hun fant det på Chat GPT): betyr å lure eller narre noen på en humoristisk måte, sette noen i forlegenhet. Knut ble brukt om en godtroende person."
February 24, 2025 at 10:27 AM
@annesigrid.bsky.social @annesigrid.bsky.social Mamma to the rescue: "Har fått fra en som kan mye om skillingsviser (Hun fant det på Chat GPT): betyr å lure eller narre noen på en humoristisk måte, sette noen i forlegenhet. Knut ble brukt om en godtroende person."
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Not exaggerating when I say I would like a personal, handwritten apology from every pundit who barfed out a dozen "the left wants to change the way you talk!" op-eds based on non-mandatory guidelines in obscure PDFs.
2. A memo distributed by NSA leadership to its staff says that on February 10, all NSA websites and internal network pages that contain banned words will be deleted.
This is the list of 27 banned words distributed to NSA staff:
This is the list of 27 banned words distributed to NSA staff:
February 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Not exaggerating when I say I would like a personal, handwritten apology from every pundit who barfed out a dozen "the left wants to change the way you talk!" op-eds based on non-mandatory guidelines in obscure PDFs.
February 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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If any of them are compromised or just plain malicious, if Musk's corporate data systems are penetrated by our adversaries, then they have it too. China. Nigeria. Hackers. Thieves. Enemy intelligence agencies. Marketing executives. All to the highest bidder.
The hole is bottomless.
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The hole is bottomless.
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February 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
If any of them are compromised or just plain malicious, if Musk's corporate data systems are penetrated by our adversaries, then they have it too. China. Nigeria. Hackers. Thieves. Enemy intelligence agencies. Marketing executives. All to the highest bidder.
The hole is bottomless.
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The hole is bottomless.
5/
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"The buck stops here"- Harry Truman
"I don't take any responsibility at all."- DJT
"I don't take any responsibility at all."- DJT
January 30, 2025 at 9:23 PM
"The buck stops here"- Harry Truman
"I don't take any responsibility at all."- DJT
"I don't take any responsibility at all."- DJT
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I understand that ChatGPT is down and fortunately this is not a problem for me as I have spent considerable time developing a local language model that I am able to run autonomously, fueled by Coke Zero and snacks
January 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I understand that ChatGPT is down and fortunately this is not a problem for me as I have spent considerable time developing a local language model that I am able to run autonomously, fueled by Coke Zero and snacks
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🎆🎇WINNER🎇🎆
2024 HEADLINE OF THE YEAR
2024 HEADLINE OF THE YEAR
January 1, 2025 at 5:45 AM
🎆🎇WINNER🎇🎆
2024 HEADLINE OF THE YEAR
2024 HEADLINE OF THE YEAR
Chess drama: Magnus Carlsen getting in trouble for wearing the wrong kind of trousers, artist's impression
December 27, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Chess drama: Magnus Carlsen getting in trouble for wearing the wrong kind of trousers, artist's impression
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Happy Holidays to everyone who says you can't say Merry Christmas anymore. Merry Christmas to everyone else.
December 25, 2024 at 2:55 PM
Happy Holidays to everyone who says you can't say Merry Christmas anymore. Merry Christmas to everyone else.
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I will post this everyday for the next 4 years as a reminder that Jan 6th was a day of insurrection.
December 20, 2024 at 7:16 PM
I will post this everyday for the next 4 years as a reminder that Jan 6th was a day of insurrection.