So I *may* have shown this post to a well known lawyer who may or may not be in court this week against RFK Jr and he’s stoked about your comment.

Oh I’m so screwed haha 😅

Flight time is only 4 hours 16 minutes, uh oh, that’s not nearly enough time for sleeping

💙 we did the chronic croup battle so the signs of any potential respiratory illness was anxiety-producing.

Confirmed: best conference ever

I had less time in Salt Lake than I thought, and I’ve made it to the springs in the desert.

I promise I’m here to work.

Successfully made it to stop one: Utah

No overselling! I’m impressed.

I am spoiled by JetBlue though. I feel cramped.

“Down the road” = a few gates away lol.

I am almost certain my flight is also overbooked, based on how there are zero seats available, but I’m taking this flight, dammit.

Straightforward security, ordered my overpriced Starbucks in advance, and now chilling for 45 minutes or so.

The flight down the road is overbooked and they are offering $1500 and a hotel stay for those willing to get off. 😳

Sucks to be taking the Green Line this month.

(Looks like I just missed a bus to the airport.)

Let’s get on a choo choo.

(Not my usual station but the trains on this line are faster)