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publichealthguy1.bsky.social
still my favorite christmas post
vigilantsycamore Dec 25, 2020 Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside 500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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angusburgers.bsky.social
Holy Infant so tender and mild implies the existence of Cursed infant so crunchy and spicy. Gimme the buffalo style evil josh. crunchwrap supreme baby
December 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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semifreqsonic.bsky.social
In 2010, Sega made a unique Christmas card showing off the stars of their most recent releases at the time having a wonderful Christmas party.

Yes, that's a Xenomorph.
December 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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itsaaudraw.bsky.social
da grunch
#thegrinch #cindylouwho
December 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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taplaos.bsky.social
🦕❄️🧊🎄
December 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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snapcube.gay
GAY RABBIT gets ATTACKED while trying to spread CHRISTMAS CHEER
December 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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okidokidev.com
I made this #aceattorney comic in 2020 and every year since without fail people retweet it. Happy Almost Christmas to those who celebrate 🎄 #art
December 24, 2024 at 6:30 PM
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pondis.bsky.social
you can't be mad at her
#animation #cat
December 24, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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ghostlykitty.bsky.social
i lied, u get (extremely rushed) holiday art bc a mutual suggested this idea and it was too cute to pass up
December 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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jpbrammer.bsky.social
six months ago Reader’s Digest asked if they could purchase the publishing rights for this elaborate shitpost I wrote a year ago now wherein I pretended to be the elf equivalent of David Brooks at the North Pole. Thought it was maybe a phishing scam but it’s real LMAOO
A page in Reader’s Digest reading “Elf Mayhem is Taking Over”
December 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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prozdplaysgames.bsky.social
From Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Ep 30: All I Want For Almost Christmas
December 24, 2024 at 6:33 PM
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ealadubhsidhe.bsky.social
There's a Choose Your Own Adventure book from the original run where one of the endings is being in the future with every single piece of media available to consume instantly.

...only it's very boring, because nobody has made any new in 200 years.

Edward Packard wrote that in the early 1980s.
December 24, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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win98tech.bsky.social
Its her day
https://kestreldraws.tumblr.com/post/179981719063/the-only-thing-ive-had-the-motivation-to-draw
December 24, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
3 panel comic. Panel 1: three chickens stand in front of a fence, one says “the farmer put up electric chicken wire.” Panel 2: another chicken says, “man, he just wants you to THINK it’s electric. Watch:” and he sticks out his wing. Panel 3: they are all attending the second chickens funeral and he’s a rotisserie in an open casket
December 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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niedermeyer.online
my festive spirit amidst our grimly stupid reality (2025)
a red original Mini Cooper parked between two Tesla Cybertrucks
December 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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tredlocity.bsky.social
August 1, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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byelacey.bsky.social
i had to drop what i was doing to make this
scrooge boopin' a little muppet mouse on the nose while souls text reads "MEESES CHEESED"
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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today-maybe.bsky.social
A digital illustration of Gritty, the Philadelphia hockey mascot, who is just a huge shambling humanoid shape covered in orange fur, with especially long and flowing fur on his head and beard. Except he is in Full Comrade Mode, wearing a deep red hockey jersey with gold stripes and an emblem in place of the Flyers logo that is a gold-edged red star, encircled partially by a gold sickle, and with a gold hammer crossing behind both. He's posed with his normal manic expression with both arms raised at angles outward. The purging flames of revolution rise behind him and in front of him in fat, red slab-serif lettering is the message 'Maybe it will happen today'.
September 8, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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socpens.com
My letter to santa
December 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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tyastar87.bsky.social
Season's Greason's meme
December 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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theotherhappyplace.bsky.social
SEASON'S GREASONS
Man After Man: An Anthropology of the Future (1990) is a speculative book written by Scottish geologist Dougal Dixon and illustrated by Philip Hood. The scene depicts a future evolutionary descendant of man a "tundra dweller" attacked by a different descendants species of man in a wintery setting. I'm the distance more large assed members of the tundra dwellers ignore the violent scene. SEASONS GREASONS ONE AND ALL
December 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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probluesplayer.bsky.social
SUCTION CUP MAN WAS IN SQUID GAME?? 🤨
January 17, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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piemations.com
No time to waste🕶️
#How2BeCool
Dax standing on the road with his arms crossed, smiling. The text says "Seize the day - Shit now - Wipe later"
January 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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piemations.com
WAKE UP!!!
The previous post about Suction Cup Man becoming Man Man was all a dream.
April 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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gintoki23.bsky.social
Dude, Penny would have hella helped Craig Raisins learn the ropes #suctioncupman #piemations #art
Craig asks penny in the top left "Need some help?" Next, Penny gives him a sheet and she says "It's pretty basic math-" and Craig replies with "what's math???" Penny holds up her phone to show Craig stuff. "You've never seen a smartphone?" Next Penny helps him with coffee. "He likes 1 sugar, stirred clockwise, with 3 taps on the rim--" Craig gives a fun lil' thumbs up but Penny hates that. "Don't thumbs up Mr. Business."
December 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM