I won’t blame NATO for kicking us out honestly.

nascar is on at the bowling alley and the driving are not doing a very good job at driving in circles tonight.

My sister said she was glad she was craving chips right now because “The Chip Christmas” is coming up

She meant the Super Bowl. She’s not wrong.

Professor of evilology here. Evil people often lie to obscure their true motives. 🧵

I painted my nails for the first time in months and then my thumb nail ripped at bowling 😒

Watching this on repeat how is your day going?

There are so many things I would ban before TikTok, including SUVs and assault weapons…

What's the point of being rich if you can't afford to do the right thing.

Everything is really hard out there, but on a long drive back from a long day, I looked at the most truly amazing moon.