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the feeling of a headache subsiding is better than every drug. but I can't feel that at will so drugs are still very useful to me
April 29, 2024 at 5:54 AM
Watching Stranger Things season 5. I think it’s awesome that the character who has been in a persistent vegetative state for a year is just chilling with a nasal cannula, no ability to protect her airway, no trach, no peg tube, vibes only
November 29, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Today I learned you can’t donate alcoholic beverages to the food bank, even if you’re really hungover and don’t want to see a beer for the next three months
November 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Remarks want you to make them —Hobart mariner
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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You wake up and you just start sautéing. Reflex. You don’t even know what they’re for
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Don’t need to fill out a fafsa for next year because I will finally be out of school and have my big boy job (residency)
November 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Hosting 30 people for thanksgiving tomorrow. Have spent the last two days preparing pretty much nonstop
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
they should make more medications in gummy form. Gummy digoxin. Gummy amiodarone
November 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Contestants on game shows are always like “I’m here to prove to my kids that with hard work and dedication they too can bake hyper realistic cakes”. Why does it always have to be about proving something to your kids? Don’t you value your craft?Can’t you do something for yourself?
November 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I hate to suffer a life altering injury tripping on a limited edition promotion ‘Wicked: For Good’ Gain brand detergent bottle
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
the American consumer loves spending 400 dollars to get a free promotional ham instead of spending 25 dollars to buy the same ham
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Found a cool shop
November 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Baking in the sun
November 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
A concept that imo does not get the attention it deserves in critical care circles is the so-called “disability paradox”: that is, patients w/ severe neurological injuries often report satisfactory quality of life. This must be considered in goals of care discussions.

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November 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
you can make very tasty vegetarian enchiladas with sweet potatoes and onions. Little known fact
November 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Roly poly moment
November 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
If there’s one thing true crime media has taught me it’s to never underestimate the degree to which cops will try to railroad someone who grieves in a way they don’t understand and / or is neurodivergent
November 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Found a cool guy
November 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Made a Great Depression era water pie. Basically a pie crust filled with water, flour, sugar, butter and baked for half an hour. Honestly not terrible, probably slapped in 1931
November 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
*eddie vedder yodeling*
She lies and says she's in love with him
Can't find a Fetterman
She dreams in color, she dreams in red
Can't find a Fetterman
Can't find a Fetterman, can't find a Fetterman
Oh-ooh-ooh
"The Barnes and Noble in York—where Fetterman was born and raised—had sold zero copies. The Barnes and Noble in Philadelphia had sold two copies. An independent store in Pittsburgh and an independent store in Philadelphia each told me they weren’t stocking Unfettered" defector.com/john-fetterm...
John Fetterman's Memoir Is As Low-Effort As His Senate Tenure | Defector
John Fetterman’s just-released memoir, Unfettered, argues that he’s turned a corner and has everything under control. Fetterman was a “stubborn asshole” (his words), he was clinically depressed, he wa...
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November 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
the creature
November 21, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Fully ripped the ass of my pants trying to pull a trailer in the mud
November 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
no man is more fortunate today than the one who made pasta salad yesterday
November 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Antiques roadshow specialist: this late 18th century cock ring was made out of mahogany, considered less desirable than the traditional spruce owing to its weight—however, this unusual choice likely contributed to its excellent preservation today. I’d put insurance value at $7,000

Ohio grandma: wow
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
It’s cool when residency program directors were recruited from big hospitals that shut down they’re like survivors from a lost continent
November 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM