Kodo Plaggins
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Sewist, cosplayer, maker
Sewist, cosplayer, maker
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Woman Reminds Self Not To Catastrophize After Spotting 4 Skeletal Horsemen On Horizon
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Woman Reminds Self Not To Catastrophize After Spotting 4 Skeletal Horsemen On Horizon
LOWELL, MA—Doing her best to follow her therapist’s advice for dealing with stressful situations, area woman Holly Debling reportedly reminded herself Tuesday not to catastrophize after she spotted four skeletal horsemen on the horizon. “Okay, Holly, remember: Just because a great trumpet has sounded at the arrival of four unearthly riders, that doesn’t necessarily mean […]
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May 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Woman Reminds Self Not To Catastrophize After Spotting 4 Skeletal Horsemen On Horizon
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Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now
Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now
HUNTSVILLE, AL—In an effort to comfort the child by telling her the funds had gone to a far better place, local parents Blake and Allison McKee gently explained to their daughter Friday that their mon...
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April 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now
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Ohh "America First" was a hit list
April 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Ohh "America First" was a hit list
Imma be honest it really doesn't feel like the year for April Fools.
April 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Imma be honest it really doesn't feel like the year for April Fools.
Mood: sick of the older generations telling us that we're expecting too much or have unrealistic expectations, when the expectations are literally just affordable healthcare, supported communities, and a livable planet.
March 31, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Mood: sick of the older generations telling us that we're expecting too much or have unrealistic expectations, when the expectations are literally just affordable healthcare, supported communities, and a livable planet.
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Imagine being very sick, but like, forever. Now imagine still having to do everything you do now. Welcome to chronic illness.
March 31, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Imagine being very sick, but like, forever. Now imagine still having to do everything you do now. Welcome to chronic illness.
From the ages of 22-29, my thought process has morphed this way:
Someone is coming to save you. >No one is coming to save you. >No one will really help you, either. >Your government is actively trying to destroy you all the time.
Someone is coming to save you. >No one is coming to save you. >No one will really help you, either. >Your government is actively trying to destroy you all the time.
March 6, 2025 at 3:26 PM
From the ages of 22-29, my thought process has morphed this way:
Someone is coming to save you. >No one is coming to save you. >No one will really help you, either. >Your government is actively trying to destroy you all the time.
Someone is coming to save you. >No one is coming to save you. >No one will really help you, either. >Your government is actively trying to destroy you all the time.
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Every morning I wake up with low expectations on headlines and somehow everything is more evil than I expected
March 6, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Every morning I wake up with low expectations on headlines and somehow everything is more evil than I expected
Just introducing the next generation to our culture and traditions.
March 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Just introducing the next generation to our culture and traditions.
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The famous communist rag, the Wall Street Journal.
(WSJ) - The world economy could face a crash similar to the Great Depression of the 1930s unless the U.S. rows back on its plans to impose steep tariffs on imports, a senior official at the International Chamber of Commerce warned.
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March 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The famous communist rag, the Wall Street Journal.
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Due to [gestures vaguely at my body], I'm evil now.
March 5, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Due to [gestures vaguely at my body], I'm evil now.
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Never really wanted to be part of a giant social torture experiment in the collapse of a superpower, personally.
March 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Never really wanted to be part of a giant social torture experiment in the collapse of a superpower, personally.
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Doctor: *glaring at me*
Me: Sorry that I used finger quotes around the word "doctor".
Me: Sorry that I used finger quotes around the word "doctor".
February 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Doctor: *glaring at me*
Me: Sorry that I used finger quotes around the word "doctor".
Me: Sorry that I used finger quotes around the word "doctor".
Instagram's a trip right now. I've never seen so many absolutely disgusting, hateful comments
February 23, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Instagram's a trip right now. I've never seen so many absolutely disgusting, hateful comments
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Best book of scripture I've ever read
February 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Best book of scripture I've ever read
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Historians Politely Remind Nation To Check What's Happened In Past Before Making Any Big Decisions
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February 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Historians Politely Remind Nation To Check What's Happened In Past Before Making Any Big Decisions
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Frozen 2 was right on the cusp of being the most transformative and impactful children's movie about the emotional process of accepting change, but it missed the mark due to corporate mismanagement and rushed deadlines. In this essay I will...
February 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Frozen 2 was right on the cusp of being the most transformative and impactful children's movie about the emotional process of accepting change, but it missed the mark due to corporate mismanagement and rushed deadlines. In this essay I will...
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I'm guessing we're cool with freeing Luigi now?
February 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I'm guessing we're cool with freeing Luigi now?