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February 14, 2026 at 6:55 PM
girl dinner
February 11, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Eheu! Eheu!!!
February 6, 2026 at 12:49 PM
"What was Abigail doing" well I'll tell you
* overheard guys talking about ratting us out (didn't do anything about it)
* threw a pot of ink in a dude's face
* had a really cool moment in a fight where she used magic to turn her tarp into a table top to beat somebody, and then whiffed the roll
January 17, 2026 at 7:27 PM
this is where we left the session, which is a step above Kouji Kabuto dying in magma I suppose
January 17, 2026 at 4:48 PM
me rn
January 15, 2026 at 10:14 PM
The conclusion of the chicken: the carcass became bone broth and the remnants a soup. The Samin Nosrat recipe I was loosely following recommended making the soup a meal by pouring it onto spinach and topping with a poached egg - I only had kale but my homies it worked so well, what a scheme
January 11, 2026 at 12:46 AM
never forget
January 10, 2026 at 4:08 PM
I can make myself un cafecito whenever I please heh heh this is great and I'm sure it will never backfire
January 9, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Skin is a little darker than I'd hoped but that's a fifty minute cruise at 425F for a five pound boy, I'm surprised it hit 165 so quickly
January 6, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Second to most recent - she got a blueberry pancake of her own in honor of 2k26
January 1, 2026 at 6:06 PM
No cheating, retweet with the most recent photo of your pet
January 1, 2026 at 6:06 PM
"A large wolf with a gray coat" oh right okay cool that clarifies things no doubt if Feyre had paused and thought for a moment she'd have realized that something was off about a WOLF THAT WAS GRAY

A GRAY WOLF, AS IT WERE
December 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
The lesson of the morning that while it is fine to have multiple cylinders of red flavor dust at table, if one is not good for e.g. your little coffee drink, do not put it confusably close to the other
December 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
December 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I was like oh haha you just put some ribbons on the points and that's enough and meanwhile the Filipina grandma army is just out here like this
December 21, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I love my Norwegian folk festival demitasse although officially I believe it is for gløgg
December 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
A surprising request for supplementary information on usajobs dot gov, in a posting for an IT Specialist (Artificial Intelligence)

www.usajobs.gov/job/852446200
December 17, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I actually have a sweater for Christmas parties this year I'm going to wear this sweater to another party I hope this one everybody else is actually also wearing sweaters unlike the last one where everybody was elegantly and tastefully dressed
December 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Went to the church to make some parols for the Simbang Gabi Mass afterparty and for a while I was the only non-Filipina non-grandmother, but I did my best with the instructions provided
December 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
As a fun side note, I was double checking my memory of porpoise etymology and Google autocomplete was surprisingly confident that I actually wanted to talk about dolphins
November 26, 2025 at 12:05 PM
After being away for one week, I returned home yesterday, and then had to leave again for a subsequent week, and J sent me these pictures of Kumara the little dog's journey through grief
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
If you did a Lexis Nexis scrape of six months I think you could find enough spoken sentences by Trump to train a comparable conversational model, and if you marketed this as an app that let you "chat with Trump" you would be obviously full of shit

In short, "how does it work" IT DOES NOT
November 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
November 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
B E R E F T (of pats)
November 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM