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angel @kookity.bsky.social · 8h

racing lagoon extra

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angel @kookity.bsky.social · 11h

im looking at this and it's like my eyes are tricking me mentally inserting a mustache where there is none

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Special Week (REAL) 🧀🎼 @zoey.dog · 14h

I see a ton of naked anime girls every day

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 1d

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

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angel @kookity.bsky.social · 13h

i straight up look like nine inch tails today

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angel @kookity.bsky.social · 13h

gripping my wrist wearing fingerless compression gloves so people know i have arthritis but instead it looks like i’m trying to suppress my demon hand’s endless thirst for blood

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angel @kookity.bsky.social · 1d

ilu grima wormtongue

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angel @kookity.bsky.social · 1d

come back to me... we still have to get married

angel @kookity.bsky.social · 1d

happy birthday dearest mole!! i hope it’s wonderful

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angel @kookity.bsky.social · 2d

theme of heat is if you love what you do you'll never work a day in your life

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horse roswell @horseonvhs.com · 2d

once again schulz paves the way

A panel from an August 1965 Peanuts strip. Snoopy stands on a beach, shocked, thinking “It’s her! My old skating girl friend! A beagle in a bikini!” I could tell you exactly which date this strip was from but due to the recent financial gatekeeping of the GoComics archive I no longer have immediate easy access to such information. I mean it’s $35 a year to read Peanuts. I love Peanuts but like come on its Peanuts you shouldn’t have to pay for Peanuts. anyways you can find it elsewhere pretty easily but the strips aren’t labeled by date in the Fantagraphics collections so. anyways

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angel @kookity.bsky.social · 2d

do you think vincent made the call on those porsches after all

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海牛逆流而上 @crianglek.bsky.social · 3d

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angel @kookity.bsky.social · 2d

set up my linkedin profile

a cartoon of spongebob and patrick on a television

ALT: a cartoon of spongebob and patrick on a television

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Cynthia 🐈 @cynthia.dev · 13d

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angel @kookity.bsky.social · 2d

i like the angle of super creek being an opportunistic predator. the second nase showed any weakness it was over for her… your ass is getting sized for a bib

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angel @kookity.bsky.social · 2d

this is so romantic… imagine a beautiful horse falling in love with you because you flinched over a needle

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angel @kookity.bsky.social · 2d

Due to my high powered lesbian OL lifestyle, I agree with you that the subversion of authority and release from the often exponential pressures of performing with competency as a gay woman, by depicting us in scenarios where younger women breastfeed us, is normal

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angel @kookity.bsky.social · 2d

there’s always a chance

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angel @kookity.bsky.social · 2d

sorry boys but it’s the 32 year old lesbian who gets to be the goo goo baby

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angel @kookity.bsky.social · 2d

i think you should draw her playing goo goo babies

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 2d

Me: *pays 140 dollars*

Tim Meadows: get away Dewey! don’t eat that Panda Express Orange Chicken! you don’t want any of that shit! It’s delicious!

Me: *delighted* *pays 140 dollars*

Meadows: Dewey get out of here! Don’t eat the rangoons! You don’t want any of that shit!

Me: *delighted* *pays 140

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angel @kookity.bsky.social · 2d

i don’t even have to assume a persona to be the goo goo baby. super creek would recognize me instantly

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angel @kookity.bsky.social · 2d

so you’re saying i have a chance

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angel @kookity.bsky.social · 2d

been chewing on this since yesterday afternoon… it makes perfect sense to me that super creek goes for cool dykes i just didn’t think they knew that

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Ollie @minusworld.bsky.social · 2d

This is the best sticker that they have ever put on a game box. Even better than ‘Featuring Dante…’

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