Koral Danger
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Democracy & Tillamook Creamery Stan Account.
#TrueBlue 💙
#TrueBlue 💙
I think being a good person makes you look obviously beautiful from the inside out.
That’s my theory on why Noah Wyle still looks SO damn good. 😍
Rewatching s1 of The Pitt in anticipation of the new season coming out soon. 🥰
That’s my theory on why Noah Wyle still looks SO damn good. 😍
Rewatching s1 of The Pitt in anticipation of the new season coming out soon. 🥰
December 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I think being a good person makes you look obviously beautiful from the inside out.
That’s my theory on why Noah Wyle still looks SO damn good. 😍
Rewatching s1 of The Pitt in anticipation of the new season coming out soon. 🥰
That’s my theory on why Noah Wyle still looks SO damn good. 😍
Rewatching s1 of The Pitt in anticipation of the new season coming out soon. 🥰
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This is your reminder to gas your boys up when they’re on a heater denouncing fascism during a man on the street style interview after having a dozen beers
December 19, 2025 at 12:53 PM
This is your reminder to gas your boys up when they’re on a heater denouncing fascism during a man on the street style interview after having a dozen beers
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guy on the left can barely stand upright at the start of the clip but is still thinking clearly enough to denounce "fucking holocaust shit"
cc: @democrats.senate.gov
cc: @democrats.senate.gov
December 19, 2025 at 5:24 AM
guy on the left can barely stand upright at the start of the clip but is still thinking clearly enough to denounce "fucking holocaust shit"
cc: @democrats.senate.gov
cc: @democrats.senate.gov
🎵 I believe the(se drunk) childrennn are the futurreeeee! Teach them well, and leeettt them leaaad the wayyyy! 🎵
No but, seriously. I hope everyone shows these boys all the beauty they possess inside.
Or just buys them their next 1000 beers? 🤷🏻♀️ Just spitballin’ here but, these are some good dudes.
No but, seriously. I hope everyone shows these boys all the beauty they possess inside.
Or just buys them their next 1000 beers? 🤷🏻♀️ Just spitballin’ here but, these are some good dudes.
December 20, 2025 at 6:34 AM
🎵 I believe the(se drunk) childrennn are the futurreeeee! Teach them well, and leeettt them leaaad the wayyyy! 🎵
No but, seriously. I hope everyone shows these boys all the beauty they possess inside.
Or just buys them their next 1000 beers? 🤷🏻♀️ Just spitballin’ here but, these are some good dudes.
No but, seriously. I hope everyone shows these boys all the beauty they possess inside.
Or just buys them their next 1000 beers? 🤷🏻♀️ Just spitballin’ here but, these are some good dudes.
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Last year, one-term Rep. Anthony D’Esposito lost after adding his mistress to his official payroll.
This year, Republicans made him the inspector general at the Dept of Labor, where he’ll be expected to investigate ethical lapses — despite his own ethical lapses. www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...
This year, Republicans made him the inspector general at the Dept of Labor, where he’ll be expected to investigate ethical lapses — despite his own ethical lapses. www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...
Republicans confirm scandal-plagued former congressman to serve as an inspector general
Anthony D’Esposito will be expected to investigate ethical lapses, despite his own alleged ethical lapses.
www.ms.now
December 19, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Last year, one-term Rep. Anthony D’Esposito lost after adding his mistress to his official payroll.
This year, Republicans made him the inspector general at the Dept of Labor, where he’ll be expected to investigate ethical lapses — despite his own ethical lapses. www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...
This year, Republicans made him the inspector general at the Dept of Labor, where he’ll be expected to investigate ethical lapses — despite his own ethical lapses. www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...
'Oooh! Uncut Gems! I somehow STILL haven't seen that yet. I'm going to grab some snacks and watch it.'
*Starts eating a HoHo and watching the movie*
'Uhhhh...what's that?'
*Continues to munch*
'OOOH! That's the inside of his intestines. Neat...'
😅🥴🤣
*Starts eating a HoHo and watching the movie*
'Uhhhh...what's that?'
*Continues to munch*
'OOOH! That's the inside of his intestines. Neat...'
😅🥴🤣
December 20, 2025 at 5:44 AM
'Oooh! Uncut Gems! I somehow STILL haven't seen that yet. I'm going to grab some snacks and watch it.'
*Starts eating a HoHo and watching the movie*
'Uhhhh...what's that?'
*Continues to munch*
'OOOH! That's the inside of his intestines. Neat...'
😅🥴🤣
*Starts eating a HoHo and watching the movie*
'Uhhhh...what's that?'
*Continues to munch*
'OOOH! That's the inside of his intestines. Neat...'
😅🥴🤣
My Housemate: *Downstairs; hammered; listening to Silver Springs by Fleetwood Mac ON REPEAT FOR THE LAST HALF HOUR.* 😅
Me: *Upstairs; toasted; just uncomfortable enough about not knowing whether or not I should go down there that I deadass canNOT stop laughing.* 🤣🫠
This is a fucking sitcom plot. 🤣
Me: *Upstairs; toasted; just uncomfortable enough about not knowing whether or not I should go down there that I deadass canNOT stop laughing.* 🤣🫠
This is a fucking sitcom plot. 🤣
December 20, 2025 at 5:39 AM
My Housemate: *Downstairs; hammered; listening to Silver Springs by Fleetwood Mac ON REPEAT FOR THE LAST HALF HOUR.* 😅
Me: *Upstairs; toasted; just uncomfortable enough about not knowing whether or not I should go down there that I deadass canNOT stop laughing.* 🤣🫠
This is a fucking sitcom plot. 🤣
Me: *Upstairs; toasted; just uncomfortable enough about not knowing whether or not I should go down there that I deadass canNOT stop laughing.* 🤣🫠
This is a fucking sitcom plot. 🤣
Is there porn out there called ‘Uncut Jims’? There should be… (I’m just someone with a 12-year-old’s maturity level who heard a person with an accent pronounce the Adam Sandler movie and got to thinking, though I refuse to search it. 😂🤷🏻♀️)
December 20, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Is there porn out there called ‘Uncut Jims’? There should be… (I’m just someone with a 12-year-old’s maturity level who heard a person with an accent pronounce the Adam Sandler movie and got to thinking, though I refuse to search it. 😂🤷🏻♀️)
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FLASHBACK… Seems relevant today…
December 20, 2025 at 4:31 AM
FLASHBACK… Seems relevant today…
I’m going to have a kid named ‘Luca’ and not tell him until his 18th birthday that it’s actually short for ‘Hallelucah’.
December 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I’m going to have a kid named ‘Luca’ and not tell him until his 18th birthday that it’s actually short for ‘Hallelucah’.
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This is a great insight.
December 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
This is a great insight.
Bryan Greenberg?! AND his name is Jake again?! 🥰🥳 #EmilyInParis
December 19, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Bryan Greenberg?! AND his name is Jake again?! 🥰🥳 #EmilyInParis
Robby Hoffman & I have a similar joking style, leading me to wonder how many times she has also been accused of evil when it was really just sarcasm with a hefty dose of comedy. 😂🤔
P.S. Her new special on Netflix, Wake Up, is hilarious. 🤣👏🏻
P.S. Her new special on Netflix, Wake Up, is hilarious. 🤣👏🏻
December 19, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Robby Hoffman & I have a similar joking style, leading me to wonder how many times she has also been accused of evil when it was really just sarcasm with a hefty dose of comedy. 😂🤔
P.S. Her new special on Netflix, Wake Up, is hilarious. 🤣👏🏻
P.S. Her new special on Netflix, Wake Up, is hilarious. 🤣👏🏻
This makes me think of the episode of All Rise that dealt with this issue.
It’s a shame real life couldn’t be more like a tv show in this case. 😭
It’s a shame real life couldn’t be more like a tv show in this case. 😭
Pretty odd verdict in the Duggan case. She was convicted of obstructing federal agents, yet acquitted of concealing a person from arrest. So she didn't conceal the deportee whom ICE was there for but she did obstruct the agents. Not impossible but 2 counts--both unanimous--seem in tension.
December 19, 2025 at 4:52 AM
This makes me think of the episode of All Rise that dealt with this issue.
It’s a shame real life couldn’t be more like a tv show in this case. 😭
It’s a shame real life couldn’t be more like a tv show in this case. 😭
Karen Kilgariff and Jodi Lyn O’Keefe look like they could be long, lost sisters. 😮
December 18, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Karen Kilgariff and Jodi Lyn O’Keefe look like they could be long, lost sisters. 😮
Mandy Patinkin’s wife, Kathryn Grody, articulating the feelings of my heart. ❤️ (I accidentally referred to her as his ‘mom’ yesterday. 😅🤦🏻♀️) www.instagram.com/reel/DSVseXF...
undefined on Instagram: "mandypatinkinI made a mistake. He said it to McCarthy not Cohen.View all 1,985 comments"
mandypatinkinI made a mistake. He said it to McCarthy not Cohen.View all 1,985 comments
www.instagram.com
December 17, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Mandy Patinkin’s wife, Kathryn Grody, articulating the feelings of my heart. ❤️ (I accidentally referred to her as his ‘mom’ yesterday. 😅🤦🏻♀️) www.instagram.com/reel/DSVseXF...
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If maybe all the FBI wasn’t doing bullshit immigration duty they could find the Brown murderer
December 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
If maybe all the FBI wasn’t doing bullshit immigration duty they could find the Brown murderer
If I somehow win the Powerball jackpot tonight, I will be buying the rights to create a remix of ‘A Milli’ called ‘A Billi’. 😂🥰🤞🏻
December 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
If I somehow win the Powerball jackpot tonight, I will be buying the rights to create a remix of ‘A Milli’ called ‘A Billi’. 😂🥰🤞🏻
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I forgot to share this at the time but, I just went through my camera roll and rediscovered Jabba The Shrub from Halloween. 🤣🎃
December 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I forgot to share this at the time but, I just went through my camera roll and rediscovered Jabba The Shrub from Halloween. 🤣🎃
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How is this not an Onion post 😮💨
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
How is this not an Onion post 😮💨
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I will never forgive trump voters for the rest of my life
December 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I will never forgive trump voters for the rest of my life
I thought the Truth or Dare sketch on SNL tonight was another nod to The Hunting Wives but, they didn’t mention it. 😅🤷🏻♀️
December 7, 2025 at 7:52 AM
I thought the Truth or Dare sketch on SNL tonight was another nod to The Hunting Wives but, they didn’t mention it. 😅🤷🏻♀️
Knowledge is knowing that I have to put the dishes away one by one; wisdom is doing it in a particular order so it doesn’t flip and throw my once freshly washed silverware all over the kitchen. (…again. 😅🤷🏻♀️)
December 6, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Knowledge is knowing that I have to put the dishes away one by one; wisdom is doing it in a particular order so it doesn’t flip and throw my once freshly washed silverware all over the kitchen. (…again. 😅🤷🏻♀️)
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