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Korrine 💃🏻
@korelise.bsky.social
Time for yet another social media bio! Proud Chamorro and lifelong San Diego resident. Talk to me about…baseball, education, sustainability, cooking, anything pop culture related. She/her.
I need people to remember that not everything is for everyone, and that’s totally ok. Actually it’s how the world should be, because hello individuality?? If it’s not hurting anyone, you don’t need to talk shit and yuck someone’s yum!
December 12, 2025 at 11:57 PM
At what point will food network acknowledge Bobby flay and Brooke Williamson being basically married because watching them compete against each other and it not come up is so bizarre to me lmao he’s like so in my house at the holidays…as if they’re not spending them together?? 😂
December 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Whenever I’m talking about job searching and someone suggests using Chat GPT to make it easier and I’m just like…easier how it’s wrong most of the time lmao the Google AI summary is frequently comprised of totally made up stuff plus it’s bad for the planet there is no upside?
at this point AI is the equivalent of your friend eating something disgusting and asking 800 times if you wanna try it
December 11, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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NEW — I put together a list of independent journalism subscriptions that would make great holiday gifts. From music to politics, astronomy to alcohol, tech to social justice, there’s something for [almost] everyone. Support indie media *and* surprise and delight your loved ones!

My guide:
Giving the gift of independent journalism: a guide
The Handbasket has subscription suggestions for almost everyone on your list.
www.thehandbasket.co
December 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
First year I can remember that I didn’t make purchases for Black Friday/Cyber Monday. My family would go in the like late morning just for random stuff and then like see a movie. Became purely online shopping as an adult. And I just moved, I have tons I need, but no sale was really worth it 🤷🏻‍♀️
December 1, 2025 at 4:28 PM
My parents used to host Thanksgiving for both sides of the family and we were also “bring anybody that needs a place!” kind of folks so we had about 50-60 people every year and I didn’t realize that was a lot for a long time lmao (my dad is 1 of 8, mom was 1 of 3 and most are in town)
November 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Elevator is out of order, neighbor saw me with big boxes and offered to help carry if needed. Another neighbor helped hold the door open and chatted with me. While at my old place to get stuff, someone blocked my car in and there were multiple roaches by the door. Sooooo glad I moved lmao
November 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I need people to understand that majority of students that are “granted” accommodations, don’t get them regularly, have to fight to keep them, or are shamed for using them. It’s a massive problem at public schools (in my experience) and mostly due to pure ignorance by staff which is the real issue.
November 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
My fave dispensary opened a new location way closer to my house, finally went today and yeah it was just as lovely as the one I normally go to yayyyyy
November 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I thought there’s nooooo wayyyy that apple pocket thing is real, what do you mean they’re selling a piece of stretchy knit material for $150????????? And to announce it NOW with everything happening?? Beyond gross wtf
November 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Special kind of privilege and audacity in the worst way to leave a cart right next to the collection area and yeah, I think the two people covered in Versace absolutely think they’re too good for the Trader Joe’s employees 🙄🙄🙄 and yeah, I’m glad they clocked the mean look I gave them haha
November 14, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Lecturing myself for being annoyed by my package being delivered across the hall because what are the odds of two deliveries from the same place to the same floor and a 7 and 1 can definitely look alike. And mercury went retrograde yesterday so I really should know better lmao
November 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Antonia and Alex partnering for this Tournament of Champions holiday special is quite literally perfect, they are basically the exact same person?? Also Sara and Damaris, like they’re so similar in cooking and personality I love this!!
November 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Baseball continues to annoy me, I can barely muster interest in the padres right now knowing Stammen is literally just another yes man and this team will never win big with Preller in charge because he’s the worst 😔
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Finding out that several of my closest homies were born during Mercury retrograde has made so much sense lol it like matches up well with my autistic tendency to over explain things and they don’t get annoyed by it because they appreciate + understand the complexities of communication struggles.
November 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
The new season of Bob’s Burgers is making me unexpectedly emotional? Like why am I tearing up at Gayle’s speech of self acceptance during her art performance wedding? Part of why I just love this show so much, that balance of heart and fun is so well done
November 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I haven’t ordered from Amazon in forever, but had something come up while moving I needed fast. Tell me why they delivered it to the parking gate? So clearly they threw the package over. Instead of following the directions including the gate code?? And then added a photo in the clearly wrong place?
November 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
And yet another reason to not want to stay in the field of education. It’s a repeat costume! How much more clear can you get! We want to kill teachers now for a literal MADE UP LIE when five years ago we all said they were rockstars that deserved everything? I hate it here.
November 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Literally report every political text I get as spam no matter what, unless it’s something I have signed up for myself you’re getting the delete and report spam immediatelyyyy
November 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Moved into a new place a half mile away from where I’ve been living (major upgrade so far!) which is great because I’m actually closer to my favorite places now and don’t have to change my regular stores. And I have a balcony now. Wins all around!
November 2, 2025 at 3:03 AM
JD Vance saying he hopes his wife converts is the exact same as the guy my cousin dated for 5 years + moved states for, telling her he never wants any religion around his kids but never told her because he thought she would leave. Lying like that is such a form of coercion and men are trash.
October 31, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I just don’t know that anything will top Demi Lovato as Poot trying to escape the garage like I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂
October 31, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Still need people to get that evangelicals are so nutso that mourning death is “bad” like it’s considered questioning god and frowned upon. You’re instead to supposed to rejoice that they’re now in a better place/get to meet the lord. Wife wearing white is also definitely purity culture related
October 30, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The seed oil fear mongering has so many places making swaps that I now have to ask about oils used due to my avocado allergy. It’s becoming almost impossible to eat out because of the lack of proper disclosure or care by many restaurants and my food allergy isn’t even life threatening 😔
October 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Couldn’t stop laughing when a trivia team name “shohei ohtani fangirls” was read out loud and so many people in the bar grumbled under their breath that collectively it became an audible boo, like you know you’re in San Diego right? 🙄
October 29, 2025 at 3:58 AM