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I'd rather be arguing about phish, but they've left me no choice
Antibiotics are functionally different from steroids; vaccines are functionally different from antibiotics. Is the whole rejection of vaccine science is just psychological? Really about needle make ouchie, no like needle. And in the case of RFK, a 14 year heroin addict, needle = bad, vaccine = bad
August 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Ah! Well. Nevertheless
April 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
i have "adopted" a few young republicans that I'm trying in good faith to teach basic economics to. i'm really trying. but i think explaining comparative advantage to my dog would be easier.
April 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Seems like anybody who uses the word “fiscal” when referring to anything finance, economics, is an idiot
April 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Democrats say that Republicans privately express their dismay about Donald Trump. At what point do they name names?
April 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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All you need to know about Twitter
March 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Elbows up, Canada.
March 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I guess my big take away over the last few weeks talking to “conservatives” is that they simply have no fucking idea what they are talking about. My sample skews towards people who advise people about what to do with their money. Just comically uninformed about how anything works. Terrifying.
March 23, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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March 12, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Hey NYTimes — *now* you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.
February 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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I'm sure he'll learn his lesson soon.
February 5, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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My dude. You. You are Congress. You must take action. Why the chicken-fried hell aren’t you going full Bernie chewing everyone a new one while using every drop of kompromat at your fingertips to protect the American people?
February 4, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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If we don’t oppose Trump aggressively enough, we might lose our democracy. But if we oppose him too aggressively, we might lose something even more important: our norms.
February 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Over 2+ years of working on a biography of Elon Musk, I've learned that his ambitions are significantly grander than anyone realizes. He wants to be the first trillionaire ever. He wants to be the most famous human who ever lived. He wants to rule the world. He wants to live forever.

All literally.
December 10, 2024 at 7:30 AM
not to be a braggart, but i left twitter years ago
November 14, 2024 at 10:55 PM